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I heard one interpretation of this conspiracy was that they were already secretly arresting celebrities. Somehow. I think I heard that John Legend one of them.
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The revelation that Hobby Lobby was smuggling Iraqi artifacts makes me fear that not only are they trying to make the corporate dystopia part of Snow Crash come true, but also part about the ancient Sumerian mind control 
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Apr 28, 2018 23:27
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A fun example of the inconsistency of premillennial dispensationalism is in Left Behind, where the four horsemen and the two Beasts are "obviously" symbolic, but the swarm of man-faced, scorpion-tailed demon locusts that torment the unbelievers are a literal thing.
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May 28, 2018 00:53
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Smeep posted:edit: Oh, and one piece that's gotten more attention lately: anyone in Hollywood who's achieved any measure of success/fame is part of it. Like by definition they believe that to become famous means you've eaten a baby or two at the very least. No, just the vocally left-ish and anti-Trump ones. And the ones that you (Yes, you, reading this right now!) don't like 
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Aug 1, 2018 23:09
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This reads like Abathur from Starcraft 2.
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Aug 2, 2018 23:04
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Wasn't Bush-era Alex Jones, outwardly at least, sympathetic to muslims? I'm not too familiar with conspiracies, so I guess that was an outlier.
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Sep 12, 2018 16:08
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Sure, those boards are cesspools of child porn, but are they cesspools of satanic cannibalism as well? Still better than Hitlery and the deep state.
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Sep 14, 2018 03:52
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:They work the same way though, first Obama is the faction leader, next expansion he's the raid boss. Pizzagate is like pre-Legion Warcraft, where Obama and the Clintons/Sargeras are the big universal bad guys. Then Qanon/Warcraft Chronicles comes out and it turns out the Deep State international illuminati cabal/Void Lords are responsible for creating the Old Gods and starting Sargeras' crusade and making every non-Republican satanic pedophiles. 
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Sep 21, 2018 16:15
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EdithUpwards posted:You're overthinking them. Probably don't even hate her, just the idea of her, a feminist comic who says "Muh vagina" like Eric Cartman.
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Oct 1, 2018 03:54
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This conspiracy started with Mueller secretly working alongside Trump, then it was floated that he wasn't, but Trump is such a strong, smart genius daddy that he was tricking Mueller into exposing the same deep state he was working for. Did the later theory overtake the former? And how's that evolved with the Jacob Wohl stuff?
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Oct 31, 2018 20:44
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Just curious, is Peter Norway someone notable besides being a left-leaning twitter dude whose name is a riff on Peter Sweden?
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Nov 5, 2018 09:37
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:It’s beautiful because they don’t go anywhere and, as perfectly atomized consuming strip-mall subjects, have no conception of solidarity. Whatever crazy idea one of us comes up with, we'll all adopt, together climbing to new heights of insanity! Trump saying "Tip-top" means he's is following us? Wow! Walnut sauce is adrenochrome? Sure, that makes sense! JFK Jr is still alive?! I knew it!
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chitoryu12 posted:Yeah, anything that's a reference to pizza or sauce is almost definitely a Pizzagate thing. I think "walnut" is because they say the pineal gland resembles one and that's where they claim adrenachrome is harvested from. Nah, it was the plain old adrenal gland, which kind of actually does look like one. I distinctly remember a photo captioned, "For scientists, this is an adrenal gland. For pedophiles, it is a walnut to sauce." Imagining "it is a walnut to sauce" being said in a deeply portentous tone is funny to me.
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Dec 18, 2018 21:03
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Podesta writes about food a lot, and theorists just made up some evil meanings to each dish. I think I saw a screenshot on this thread or a a similar one that screenshot the walnut sauce thing evolving in real time. Someone said "I was wondering what 'walnut sauce' meant and I realized that the adrenal gland looks like a walnut," someone else responded "You're right, that's probably it," and the Qanon canon grew.
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Dec 18, 2018 21:49
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Goku accidentally smacks Chi-chi through a wall when she yells at him for wanting to train with Gohan for the androids' arrival. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL1aGyPBZ04
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A big theme of the Trump Era is "What if this obviously dumb and long-discredited orthodoxy is actually hot and new and edgy?" Phrenology, flat earth, race science, Jordon Peterson lecturing you about traditional Christian values and natural hierarchies... Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jan 3, 2019 |
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Jan 3, 2019 21:08
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It's like some movie or video game, can't think of any examples but I'm sure they exist, where the protagonist mows down dozens of henchmen but suddenly decides that killing the main bad guy would make them just as bad.
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Jan 8, 2019 01:10
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If evil leftists are trying to erode the fabric of a moral society by normalizing transgender people, why are all these famous people pretending not to be trans? I've found the one, singular flaw in their theory here.
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So despite Republicans not being too sweet on JFK, what with him being a Democrat and therefore pro-every bad thing, lots of Q people seem to like him. Probably because his death reminds them of lost innocence or whatever. And therefore he gets to be a good guy on their mythos. Many of them transfer these onto JFK Jr. So how does Ted Kennedy, eternal proof that Democrats are the real misogynists, fit into that? Did he betray the family or something?
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Jan 17, 2019 19:43
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big nipples big life posted:If someone had told you 4 years ago that one day boomers and channers would be allies, how crazy would you think that person was? I still think atheist YouTube getting so mad over girl cooties in the media that they make common cause with Christian fundamentalists is the biggest irony of the Trump era.
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Feb 12, 2019 21:04
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zoux posted:Anyone else think its weird that all the 2016 HRC conspiracy theories: the collusion with foreign powers, the charity fraud and the uh CHILD SEX RING are all actually true of the Trump administration. If the pee tape exists and has Trump harvesting the adrenochrome from a child, his supporters will immediately say the child is a whiny snowflake who needs to learn to take a complement, and they are frightened for their sons who can't engage in this innocent flirting that we've all done.
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Feb 22, 2019 23:17
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It's great how these people go through celebrity tweets looking for off-color jokes to use as proof they're part of satanic child trafficking rings, and now they're probably cheering for Tucker Carlson saying "'Accessory to child rape?' What does that even mean lol he shouldn't be in jail for that. Also, abolish age of consent."
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Mar 13, 2019 20:12
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zoux posted:Thanksgiving at the Flynn house has got to be bonkers Imagine being a believer in QAnon or Pizzagate while working for the Trump administration, and no one around you will say a single word to you about the plan to literally save the world from Satanic pedophiles.
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Mar 18, 2019 19:42
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Ninety. Thousand. Indictments. Lol
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Mar 25, 2019 07:46
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I pronounce it "wuh-wiggy-waggah."
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Apr 2, 2019 21:55
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They didn’t change it, they expanded it to every mention of food.
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Apr 5, 2019 02:42
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That guy who made that tweet looks like an irony left-ish guy, not a Q fan.
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Apr 14, 2019 20:34
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Satan isn't cool. According to Job, he's a loving cop.
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May 12, 2019 09:26
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They say JFK Jr and not his father is still alive because the later would just be silly now, wouldn't it?
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I was watching a show on ABC, and the upcoming 20/20 is a retrospective on JFK Jr. I wonder if some cynical executive is trying to get a rating boost from the Q cult so soon after the Great Disappointment. Or am I the conspiracy nut now?
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Dr. Killjoy posted:Always wondered, how do those types square hyper-patriotism and believing the country was founded by Masonic Satanists? All the answers given are probably each right, and also construction of the Washington Monument didn’t start until 1848, years after our sainted founders.
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Jul 31, 2019 23:56
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Really, the most unbelievable thing about QAnon is that the rich malefactors will face justice  Slightly less unbelievable is that Donald Trump wouldn’t be super stoked to be in the pedophile ring. I might believe he’d go after them, but only because he’s angry they disrespected him in some way.
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Has the conspiracy gotten less “hopeful” over time? Didn’t the original versions of this have Trump basically already victorious with people already under arrest? But for a while now it seems they think the Deep State has been hitting back, killing witnesses and shutting down websites and whatnot.
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Aug 12, 2019 14:36
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There was an episode of Weeds where they smuggled marijuana through a sandwich shop inside some somewhat unusual sandwich (Goat cheese I think?), and were thrown for a loop when some random guy ordered one because he saw all the “regulars” there specifically for the weed getting it and all the sandwiches were pre-made and wrapped. Imagine if going to a pizza restaurant and ordering the second-most popular topping configuration got you invited to child sacrifices. Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Aug 12, 2019 |
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Aug 12, 2019 19:20
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The Clintons tried their assassinate Epstein, but they used the Blue Wall strategy of not sending assassins in order to trick Epstein into killing himself.
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Aug 13, 2019 21:05
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What is the joke/pun/reference in “PaYtriot?” Besides trying to monetize others’ feelings of patriotism, what’s with the alternating capitalization?
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Aug 29, 2019 21:27
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Im listening to the new QAnon Anonymous episode where they attend the 9/11 rally at the National Mall. A woman talks about McDonald’s food having human meat in it. So how does that factor into all the stories of Trump eating McDonald’s so much and making a big show of serving it to football players. Isn’t all that spun as how he’s a down-to-Earth man of the people who doesn’t care what the lame stream media thinks? johnoliverwegothim.gif
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There an outage of some kind on Microsoft's Xbox network a year or two ago that was blamed on the Deep State for some reason.
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Oct 8, 2019 06:20
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You think Q is hindered by this? If it seems that way, that’s just what Q wants the Deep State to think 
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It’s Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Jan 1, 2020 |
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