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- those dumb poems by that dumb user that are always the top comment - puns - reddit self references Ok thanks then
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 18:26 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 07:16 |
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Hell Yeah posted:this thread but from 2004 c’mon
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 18:29 |
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I like it when these bots appear on every thread then the poem guy turns up and all of Reddit makes the same joke at the same time NOT!!!!!!!!! Learn about [us and our history](https://pcmasterrace.org/history). PCMR isn't just a subreddit, but a very large community, founded in 2011 that is ALSO on reddit. [Check them out](https://pcmasterrace.org/communities)! Please read our [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/wiki/rules) and check our ["Why PC?" guide](https://pcmasterrace.org/guide) and [custom builds](https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/wiki/builds)! [Also check the folding@home joint effort where you can use your PC to fight against cancer and other diseases!](https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/5zkq9z/help_scientists_beat_cancer_and_other_
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 19:52 |
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Obeah posted:In the spring of 2017, I was at a Reddit meetup in Seattle and had an opportunity to meet The Guy Who Does the Hydraulic Press Videos on Youtube. He was extremely charming and confident, freely passing around his phone so that we could all watch previews of his upcoming (and premium) web series.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 22:12 |
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Also why the gently caress is /r/adorableporn a thing What a fuckin weird reaction to have to porn
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 22:14 |
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Lacey posted:Oh wow that's a real sub. There’s one for like women wearing tight dresses where they’re silhouetted against a window or something so you can kinda see through the dress For real
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 22:22 |
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SpazmasterX posted:It's some absurd acronym I forget, like When The Sun Shines Through Her Dress And You Can See Through It This thread is now about dumb porn subreddits
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 22:27 |
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You were weirdly close to the actual acronym MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i really would appreciate a porn discussion thread. not for jerking it too, but to honestly discuss all the weird incest porn that is now totally mainstream and stuff like that. also to post lol comments from porn videos and subreddits. what’s with all these women posting nudes on reddit with their faces in the photos too? Surely the few seconds of attention you get from comments like “you have a wonderful smile and sparkling beautiful eyes also I’d love to eat your rear end and drink in your adorable pussy flavours” aren’t worth having your nudes floating around forever think it through ladies
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 22:43 |
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SpazmasterX posted:I'd seen it come through r/all ages ago and I always remembered the "when the sun shines through her dress" part cause I thought drat that's a hilariously specific subreddit There’s another one that’s always in /r/all, tittydrop which I always thought was weird Who is actually jerkin it to a few seconds of disembodied tits falling out a shirt Just watch some incest themed gangbang / gagging porn like everyone else
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 22:55 |
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i like that posted:Everyday we stray further and further from God's light I think god was secretly into fuckin
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 22:55 |
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Sid Vicious posted:I like this sunshine one thanks fellas U nasty
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 23:01 |
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Lacey posted:Nice, here's the one I was referncing: If I ever have sex with a woman and she even moves slightly from this position I will immediately stop all intercourse out of sheer disgust what’s the point
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 23:05 |
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Just looked on /r/gonewild to see how long it would take to find someone commenting “I love your eyes” on a pic of a girl with her tits out literally the first one I clicked. The first one Lots of “I love your eyes / glasses” my man she’s showing her boobs to strangers online she’s not gonna swoon over your gentlemanly respectful comment and get on the first plane to your house and drain your balls
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 23:23 |
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Sid Vicious posted:Nah we haven't lived in a basement in over a year I think they mean the rear end in a top hat. Everything else is upstairs
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 23:24 |
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Sid Vicious posted:Le Reddit Gold for you fine lady, I am enraptured by your beautiful baby blues *posts pic of fist inserted into own rear end with a nerdbait title* “M’lady I would love to woo you and discuss marvel movies while I stare into those beautiful windows into your soul, love your beautiful hair” *posts pic with 2 fists in rear end and legs behind head*
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 23:32 |
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Blue Train posted:They aren't? drat it Sorry you had to find out this way
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2018 23:33 |
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Drive-Thru Salad Bar posted:I hate the nards who post dumb photos thinking they're Ansel Adams with stupid themes Another thing I fuckin hate about Reddit: - here’s a totally boring normal photo with some dumb sob story attached - here’s a photo of me when I was 4 and now here’s me doing a similar pose!!! - here’s a picture of me being comically obese and here’s one where I’m less obese Yeah that’s 3 things so what
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 07:32 |
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Also I found the subreddits /r/autofellatio and /r/selffuck some highlight thread titles: “My cock keeps moving down between my legs when I self suck” “My progress - so happy and proud” “Just came in my rear end for the first time! My experience / thoughts” “How to get balls into your own rear end?”
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 07:39 |
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Triple post I know but drat:some guy from Reddit who fucks his own rear end posted:
Well I know what I’m doing tonight
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 07:42 |
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Vargs posted:are you sure these aren't gbs threads?
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 07:48 |
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Vargs posted:every now and then I see posts from r/INEEEEDIT or whatever and it makes me wonder what percentage of the people there are advertising bots, and what percentage are the worst human beings on planet earth. it's some kind of nightmarish consumerist dystopia straight out of a black mirror episode that was cut for being too over-the-top. the experience never fails to bring me one step closer to understanding the minds of islamic radicals who want to burn our society to the ground i guess you could describe me as an ‘influencer’ and reddit as being my office and furthermore,
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 08:33 |
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Fartbox posted:Reddit sucks donkey poo poo for discussion. It's literally just youtube comments for fucks sake But what about those hilarious reddit gimmick accounts that do a poem or draw a dumb picture some are called PM ME UR BOOBS lmao
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 11:23 |
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Guys, I think us mocking Reddit is the reason so many Trump chuds are here now. Post reddit weird porn sub thread / comments highlights ITT from now on
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 13:28 |
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Bonzo posted:Why hell did r/randomactsofpizza get locked? I’m assuming /r/randomactsofblowjob still exists for desperate reddit dudes to try and get their dicks sucked?
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 16:39 |
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ElGroucho posted:Person 1: "Man, that's one long rear end cat!" Try and find a thread on Reddit that isn’t 90% the same repeated pop culture reference or a stupid reddit joke that everyone on there does RELENTLESSLY See: “I’m not your buddy guy / ah the ol reddit switcharoo / broken arms mom / comparing anything to a video game”
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 16:41 |
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Blue Train posted:Wait it's not for sucking dick? poo poo I've been doing it wrong this whole time Maybe you’re just keeping the sub alive still
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 16:42 |
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Capri Sun Tzu posted:If you're upset about dumb things like reddit then maybe I should come to your house and kick your rear end a little bit listen here I stand up to cyber bullies like u
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 16:43 |
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Basch lives! posted:Not for submitting comments. It's 6 minutes for submitting new threads. Ha ha because they offer several options expecting only one to be chosen but replying yes implies they are in fact saying all the options presented are applicable even though this was not in the inferred rules of the question! what a hilarious joke that I would like to see repeated many many times
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2018 23:14 |
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Can we just post really “reddit” quotes from reddit posts itt now like this:End of Shoelace posted:when you go to r/gaming, and find a post titled SPEAKS FOR ITSELF I THINK!! with an image macro thats like "my mother and father taught me the basics. video games taught me how to live"
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2018 08:07 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Because he's a greasy shut-in academic who spent his entire life obsessing over unrequited love. It's the backstory to basically every incel there is. Trent reznor was great in those movies tho
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2018 14:34 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:im posting on reddit about how i hate something awful forums I’m not ur buddy guy lmao
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2018 19:34 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:i posted gbs but from 2004 sucks dick and got l got like 200 reddit gold and lots if lulz Wtf I hope the poem guy turned up and wrote a dumb poem then got a million Reddit gold and then everyone referenced rick and morty and video games lmao Jk that’s actually really hurtful Hector Beerlioz MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i dont recall exactly what 2004 gbs was like but i bet it involved lots of fiestacats and golden manbabies Well my kind goon sir there was golden manbabies and happycat and maybe p p p PowerBook and these shoes do not fit I am a dog and dr thodt’s pink flyers and GBS morality police and
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2018 22:17 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:James was a bigger rear end in a top hat than Snape. Lily only liked him because he was physically attractive and good at sports. Which actress ended up doing porn after for some reason
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2018 22:31 |
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Sid Vicious posted:There's a Russian erotic model who looks alot like Luna Lovegood You mean she didn’t do porn for real?
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2018 22:55 |
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Gobblecoque posted:I like when someone posts on reddit asking for help with something and then instead of trying to help that guy you just get 500 retards tripping over themselves to make puns and quote monty python Edit: thank you kind stranger for the Reddit gold! Edit 2: wow thanks guys this blew up! I didn’t expect this many upvotes! Edit 3: you guys are the best, thanks so much for donating $10000 to me because I posted a thread about not being able to afford a Nintendo switch instead of consistently donating to people who actually need help Edit 4: thanks for more reddit gold kind strangers! This is why I love reddit! Edit 5: id just like to thank my parents, god, and /r/adorableporn. We did it reddit
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 09:18 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:good, that was the whole point. to be hurtful. Ur a bad boi Also: Marlboro for Cats posted:sometimes I accidentally click on r/funny and then I reflexively start dry-clicking my revolver in my mouth
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 09:22 |
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Top Hats Monthly posted:A person on reddit thanking God? G*ddammit good point Change ‘god’ to ‘sagan’ or whoever they worship these days
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 11:29 |
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The Big Word posted:Like five years ago or whenever it was that they were pressured into cracking down on creepy underage poo poo a fun thing to do was to find tech industry men on twitter with significant follower counts talking about something they saw on reddit and reply to them with "weird, I saw on the news that "reddit" is a child porn site, why are you looking at it? [link to reddit pedo crackdown news article]" and usually they'd just block me but a lot of the time they'd delete their tweets too Fuckin lol. I wonder what poo poo is on there now that’s sketchy as gently caress (apart from all the neo nazis inciting racial violence but no one cares about that obvz)
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 17:40 |
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This might be one of the most reddit comments I’ve ever readquote:My parents have 50-60 people over for Bon fire parties. Music, food, moonshine and burning unwanted tax papers and furniture. Never had an incident. Sometimes I'll even break out the forge and teach people some basic blacksmithing techniques and be entertained watching them try.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 20:55 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 07:16 |
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Stale Saltines posted:Edit: downvotes? really??
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