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I want to see some average people living on an alien planet in the Star Wars universe go about their lives as this space war happens around them. Like the planet is real spooky to us the audience but they're just driving to work and watching the news and some space ships crash outside town and they shrug
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Apr 29, 2018 20:57
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naem posted:I want to see some average people living on an alien planet in the Star Wars universe go about their lives as this space war happens around them. This is a fresh take naem i like it
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Apr 29, 2018 20:59
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Smythe posted:smgs posts in the last big star wars thread were unhinged as hell like which ones? I thought he was doing some p good work SuperMechagodzilla posted:Time and again, it’s shown that Star Wars fans misunderstand even the most basic events of the films. You must unlearn what you have learned from Wookieepedia.
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Apr 29, 2018 21:02
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olives black posted:SW poo poo This is the most I've enjoyed SW since I was a child.
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Apr 29, 2018 21:10
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Hmm, could a guy who uses "12 parsecs" as a measure of speed be lying?
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Apr 29, 2018 21:11
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I prefer an oral tradition iykwim 
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Apr 29, 2018 21:17
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Han Solo would never lie to me and you guys are just wrong.
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Apr 29, 2018 21:21
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my take on last Jedi: watching the last Jedi right now and who the hell are all these new characters and why are they being introduced in the second of three movies? Why does John boyega wake up and immediately try to run away and steal a ship from his friends? Theres another emperor, with the lightning? All British people are evil in space? Why is EVERYONE so ugly/uncharismatic? Wait are these two different girls??   why would they cast two identical-
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Apr 29, 2018 21:22
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Emilia Clarke will ruin this movie
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Apr 29, 2018 21:22
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WatermelonGun posted:Emilia Clarke will ruin this movie 
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Apr 29, 2018 21:26
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I dunno what it is about Daisy but I would deffo like to eat peanuts from her butt
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Apr 29, 2018 21:28
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WatermelonGun posted:Emilia Clarke will ruin this movie probably. i think Alden Ehrenreich will be "ok" at best and just bad at worst. clarke is a very wooden actress and she was terrible in that terminator movie. she is bad in thrones too.
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Apr 29, 2018 21:34
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WatermelonGun posted:I dunno what it is about Daisy but I would deffo like to eat peanuts from her butt same. i have heard she is nice too. but holy poo poo she can't act.
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Apr 29, 2018 21:34
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WatermelonGun posted:I dunno what it is about Daisy but I would deffo like to eat peanuts from her butt somebody in Hollywood sure has a major thing for cute spunky button nosed pugnacious little British women not that I'm complaining. Also I've been watching Emilia Clark get naked and yell "dragons" for so long now I feel like we know each other. Like if I saw emmlia Clark and Emma Watson at the grocery store together I'd be "oh hey what's up guys" and keep walking
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Apr 29, 2018 21:36
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I will probably watch it but not in theaters. It will be something dumb and fun to watch one evening 6+ months from now as I wind down before bed. This is pretty much how I feel about most movies.
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Apr 29, 2018 21:36
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I wanna see chewie
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Apr 29, 2018 21:43
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Statutory Ape posted:I wanna see chewie I CLAPPED AND CAME IN MY PANTS WHEN CHEWIE FIRST APPEARED. THEN HE hosed DANY WITH HIS MONSTER WOOKIE COCK AND I CAME AGAIN.
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Apr 29, 2018 21:55
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Dapper_Swindler posted:I CLAPPED AND CAME IN MY PANTS WHEN CHEWIE FIRST APPEARED. THEN HE hosed DANY WITH HIS MONSTER WOOKIE COCK AND I CAME AGAIN. I don't remember this part of Caddie Shack
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Apr 29, 2018 22:02
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More last Jedi chat: oscar issac is a Hispanic guy whose answer to every problem is violence and shooting people. benicio del toro is a Hispanic guy in prison who's really dirty and good at stealing things. What a progressive movie. Also there's a dumpy Asian girl who is our new best friend because we met her 12 minutes ago and she said the word "resistance." We know that we're supposed to have "feelings" because the music changes, also there are animals who are our friends
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Apr 29, 2018 22:37
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Now there are big giant dog horses inside the house. Big giant dog horses don't go in the house! Haha
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Apr 29, 2018 22:38
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naem posted:More last Jedi chat: oscar issac is a Hispanic guy whose answer to every problem is violence and shooting people. benicio del toro is a Hispanic guy in prison who's really dirty and good at stealing things. What a progressive movie. They killed the hot asian chick early on.
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Apr 29, 2018 22:38
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Their ship blew up! Oh but benicio del toro stole them a ship with his Hispanic people stealing powers and he's their new best friend we just met, whose name we don't even know, he took a shower in the last 30 seconds somehow
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Apr 29, 2018 22:43
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Now daisy-emilia-ridley-felicity has a psychic convo with Adam drivers nipples (aren't they related) Don't jump in the hole felicity jones!
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Apr 29, 2018 22:49
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These things are a lot more enjoyable streamed from a porn site on the right hand side of my screen
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Apr 29, 2018 22:49
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The Asian girl has to pay benicio de toro with her necklace she likes a lot and John boyega gets upset because "you don't know how much that meant to her" I also don't know how much that meant to her, or remember her name. I don't know any of these character's names. I can only refer to them as [RACE][GENDER]. Hispanic Guy explains that everyone is bad and that's why he's greedy and likes stealing in what is again just, such a progressive movie here by Disney
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Apr 29, 2018 23:11
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:if you see a disney/marvel/dc flick in the theaters instead of just watching he RLM review then congrats, you are the problem But RLM have to pay to see it, ergo they are the problem.
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Apr 29, 2018 23:12
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Disney's Marvel’s Star Wars 9: Solo: A Star Wars Story will be enjoyed by its target auidience (children) and not at all by its majority auidience (manbeards who’ll pay $22 bux to see it in 3-D IMAX and then rush home to complain about it online) I can't picture a kid liking Last Jedi. Nothing makes any loving sense and the point of the story is you are supposed to listen to smug idiots with hair dye
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Apr 29, 2018 23:14
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I don't want to alarm anyone here but I've heard rumors that the 2020 star wars movie will not have a brunette british woman in it. I'm starting my letter writing campaign well early to stop this.
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Apr 29, 2018 23:14
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Daisy Ridley jumped in a hole and saw a spooky thing, and mark hammil got really upset but also isn't trying very hard or keeping a straight face very well Now there's a tree on fire. Remember all the Jedi trees and necklaces from the classic films yes me too this all makes sense Hey yoda. Wait is frank oz alive?
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Apr 29, 2018 23:38
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BONE DOG posted:Yeah its painful. Its this weird nerd snob poo poo. Why can't everyone be as discerning with their media consumption as me!? Dull normals are everywhere! "I don't like or watch these movies but I still watch reviews and know everything about them from reviews and will talk at length to you about why they're bad" - a person who has ruined every single conversation and event they've ever been privy to
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Apr 29, 2018 23:39
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The thieving Hispanic guy and the violent Hispanic guy have both failed to save the day and we've just learned that old white people are always right WHEW Those Hispanic guys probably mean well but old white people have to always be in charge, these are valuable life lessons here in tyool 2018 from Disney™®©®™ corporation
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Apr 29, 2018 23:51
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Purple hair Laura dern and cgi Princess Leia have a touching moment as old friends which would be great but I have no idea who purple haired lady's name is or that they know each other Princess Leia automatically capitalizes itself on my apple™® iPhone 6s®™®
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Apr 29, 2018 23:57
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Tolkien minority posted:I’d watch woody harrelson like, eat poo poo of whores rear end let alone doing poo poo in space Agreed
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Apr 29, 2018 23:59
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The good guys were going to blow up a glowing thing I forget what that was Now that red haired guy who was in that robot girl movie with oscar issac something something Lasers This snoke guy sure is exactly like palpatine only bad
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Apr 30, 2018 00:01
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weg posted:I will probably watch it but not in theaters. It will be something dumb and fun to watch one evening 6+ months from now as I wind down before bed. Get a load of this guy. A casual movie watcher on the internet
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Apr 30, 2018 00:01
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Now they're beating up extras in red plastic suits Oh man they're going to sword fight yeah ok Why aren't unmanned "jump to light speed" missiles a thing then, seems effective plus you don't have to kill Laura dern
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Apr 30, 2018 00:15
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i can't unsee the game of thrones chick getting pounded on from behind whenever she is in films like this
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Apr 30, 2018 00:17
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the only good thing in almost 3 hours of 'entertainment' was a pissed up monocle wearing hedgehog in space monaco
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Apr 30, 2018 00:26
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"I'm just so tired of all this Solo: a Star Wars Story."
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