exquisite tea posted:

You have to figure there is probably a non-zero number of people who have been crushed to death by their own video game collection.

In Training posted:

Nobody really gives a poo poo probably. Hell when I used to shop at a GameStop regularly where I used to live I was apparently the only person to ever visit the store and buy a Vita game so whenever I came back the woman who worked there would try to upsell me on trashy games and used the phrase "anime tits" regularly.

exquisite tea posted:

Omigod never read Steam comments. Re: Lara Croft's model in the new Tomb Raider game.

Ciaphas posted:

dont they literally explode from eating too much shortly thereafter

The Colonel posted:

spider-man 2 bugged out and this cutscene just turned into peter parker eternally walking into an elevator door

https://files.catbox.moe/koeluh.mp4

homeless snail posted:

yiiikes
https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/992448859061170176

exquisite tea posted:

Doesn't this make sense for a game like Destiny though? They've already got 96% of anybody who would buy this game for more than $40 by now and they want as large a userbase as possible to buy their upcoming DLC.

glam rock hamhock posted:

gently caress! I accidentally reported the Swery Kickstarter thing for fraud because I got a notification from my bank about the suspicious charge. All the charge said was tokyo money transfer and I had no idea what that was so I reported it. Now I might have trouble with Kickstarter and might not have a card for a few days which is really annoying for other reasons. I'm trying to get in touch with my bank but it's late and I'm stuck in hold where I think the loop they are playing over and over is literally ten seconds long and ends with the same message repeated over and over and it's driving me mad.

glam rock hamhock posted:

The post credit sequence in GoW3 shows that he survives and that's presumed in the new one and doesn't expand on that

glam rock hamhock posted:

Yep

Viewtiful Jew posted:

ATTN, major video gaming lore has just been dropped:

https://twitter.com/Kirby_JP/status/993690716105687040

This is canonically what The Big D looks like naked.

Viewtiful Jew posted:

That's how his body reacts on maximum manliness.

https://twitter.com/Kirby_JP/status/993687008789737472

The pudding-like layer that surrounds most of his body is what keeps his power in check.

an actual dog posted:

cause they want people to play gta online instead

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Do they take a stance wrt wiping while standing vs seated

Snooze Cruise posted:

In the same bathroom, there is a mirror with "its pronounce jiff" written in blood on it.

an actual dog posted:

man nurse posted:

avoid the whining

Quest For Glory II posted:

https://twitter.com/SNKPofficial/status/994399824362393600

Internet Kraken posted:

I thought you could already emulate gamecube games on the PC though, or is this something different? Forgive me for not reading a Reddit link but I can't navigate that sites layout at all.

Internet Kraken posted:

Being aware of the realities of game development doesn't really matter if you don't actually make any effort to alter your consumer habits based on it. If people cared about the way EA treated their employees they wouldn't be raking in the cash. They only face real backlash when their greed fucks over the customer which makes people less inclined to support them.

The Colonel posted:

it's on the bottom of my sex party list

al-azad posted:

I thought I was going to a Sonic sex party but it ended up being a sex party at a Sonic. It killed my boner.

Songbearer posted:

http://apbreloaded.gamersfirst.com/2018/05/open-letter-to-apb-reloaded-community.html

APB, the dead game you didn't realise still existed but was also dying a slow slow death has once again been dragged out of the doldrums of condemnation by another brave, brave publisher. They're hoping to finish the fabled engine upgrade to Unreal 4 and give it a bunch new content and so on.

Yes the game sucked but it was also real fun and had some great moments and the customization is still some of the best in gaming. Let's see if APB's third chance pays off.

The Colonel posted:

the best fourth wall-breaking game is the ashguine trilogy for the msx that all take place in alternate realities covering the same story but with different gameplay styles and are developed by different companies and in order to 100% 2 and 3 you need to carry over data from ashguine 2 to the third game to unlock special items and then you would carry back data from ashguine 3 to the second game to unlock new items in that, and then once you completed the full trilogy you could send in a code to the developer and they'd mail you a plaque detailing your own personal ashguine

that's right. japanese pc game devs did stop n swap years before rareware failed

The White Dragon posted:

are you playing fighting force

FirstAidKite posted:

I just read a thing that said that the path to each great soul in dark souls 2 takes you through the course of a day, with majula representing being back to sunrise


IIRC, Double Dragon 1 only let you play as one character and then the final boss was your brother, then in the sequels you could play as either brother

The White Dragon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=playlist


it really depends, the only two dubs ever i can honestly say i think are better than the original language track with subs are cowboy bebop and final fantasy 15

e: i guess lupin is pretty good too

DLC Inc posted:

Kind of feel bad for Cliffy

https://twitter.com/therealcliffyb/status/996092708971274245

Radical Heights like literally just came out right, jesus what a bomb

DisDisDis posted:

It might get five sales but you have to threaten to kill Gabe Newell on twitter to get your lovely game removed from steam

Doorknob Slobber posted:

fortnite is the new wow poopsock imagine if wow had been playable on phones in 2003 or whatever

DLC Inc posted:

decided to play through the original 6 megamans and I do not think starting with the first game was a good idea. man, some of these level designs are beyond obnoxious.

Cowcaster posted:

hey remember the 90's

Viewtiful Jew posted:

Animal Crossing but the first few entries in which the animals could be real dicks to you at the drop of a hat randomly and tell you that you were ugly and they hated you.

The Colonel posted:

i got really pissed off at fight n rage for throwing an insanely hard level that i couldn't beat at me 40 minutes in but then i looked at the steam community hub and saw a big post by the lead dev saying he doesn't believe there's a distinction between hardcore and casual gamers because we're all gamers and losing in a hard game is fine as long as you have fun, and now i can't be mad

Harrow posted:

Jesus that sounds loving awful. I just assumed that those controllers people use for phone games were more common than I thought and moved on from there.

I don't even like to play SNES JRPG ports with touch controls (and since I'm not about to get a controller for my goddamn phone I just, y'know, don't play those). Why would I ever play a shooter that way?

The Colonel posted:

i mean. the point of a side scrolling beat em up is to have satisfying combat

you should play some of capcom's later arcade output after final fight, it's a lot better than beat em ups usually get a rap for. stuff like denjin makai and battle circuit let you do lots of crazy juggling combos and special attacks

Hopper posted:

The only correct way to waste time on your phone is the Awful App

FirstAidKite posted:

FirstAidKite posted:

His beard is made of the chains from a chainsaw.


I still love how his backstory is just "he was really good at dual wielding chainsaw swords but for some reason people were afraid of him."

Snooze Cruise posted:

Watch, my impression of David Cage
*clears throat*
Short haircut + woman and that is a design document for a video game

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I still have like a pint of heavy cream left over from when I made some tikka masala, anything else I can make with it?

The Colonel posted:

The Colonel posted:

spotted a game called omega boost in my ps1 folder i forgot i downloaded and it ended up looking surprisingly awesome for a ps1 game and also has really great controls



so of course i looked it up and the dev makes gran turismo lol

Cowcaster posted:

plus the dreamcast had no copy protection so you could just slam .isos hot and fresh from your brand new cd-rw drive in there and have them boot up