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I hope all these steer get turned into fancy pouches for dice. If I see one more gd sunset i'm going to puke on my shoes :spits tobacco juice: :looking at the painted canyons: My kid could do that Is that a grouse? Wait, which one are partridges and which one are grouse? I hate these birds so much |
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One more dang "moo" and I'm gonna lasso myself, I kin feel it I swear |
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May 3, 2018 21:33
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Cook it anyway you want, 'sandy water and beans' still tastes pretty good. What the hell is in hardtack anyway? Tastes like sheetrock and hate. Barbed wire will never catch on. Compared to Antietam this is pretty ok...poo poo on every other scale though. |
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May 3, 2018 21:33
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I'm too drunk to look at these cows |
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May 3, 2018 21:35
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Are bison furry cows or huge sheep? |
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May 3, 2018 21:36
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gently caress i hate beans my partner for this season hates barbed wire my pa sells barbed wire not sure how this is gonna go paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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May 3, 2018 21:39
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:out in the middle of nowhere, scanning a cow herd as vast as the ocean: man, I'm so hungry right now that I could eat a horse. ---------------- |
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May 3, 2018 21:42
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New guy brought a guitar. Lord help us but its a long way to San Fransisco. |
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May 3, 2018 21:49
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finally have time to work on a song im writin' call it wonderwall paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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May 3, 2018 21:50
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man look at all this emptiness I could poop wherever I wanted like, literally. every spot, as far as the eye can see, I could just pull down my pants and poop. there's nobody to watch me. except the cows, but they've got their own pooping going on in fact, I bet they're wondering why I haven't pooped yet welp, don't want to be rude
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May 3, 2018 21:51
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Well partner, I reckon the things we own end up owning us. When one of them there economys is built on the concept of infinite growth it's regular folk what ends up being the real cattle.
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May 3, 2018 22:12
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I mostly blame momma for letting me grow up to be this way, but I also do love me some tumbleweeds. Thanks, momma! *pulls out a bandana covered in yellow smiliy faces and dries an imaginary tear from the dessicated creases of the corner of his eye that ain't formed there in over two decades on account of how dehydrated a cowboy kin get* Sure do love me some tumbleweeds... |
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May 3, 2018 22:12
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drat fool settlers. Got em selves lost and now not more an a pile of bones bleachin in the sun. May they rest in the lord... Gottdang that's a lot of free ponchos. :looks at rattlesnake. Looks at whiskey bottle underneath rattlesnake: Rough morning. Is it 'Proud Mary' or 'Proud Marty?' poo poo this is gonna drive me nuts. Maybe I been on the trail too long, but that's a drat sexy cactus. I'd eat a coyote. Not the first time I woke up tied to a horse wearing six ponchos and not the last time neither. |
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May 3, 2018 22:57
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Dang it, I hate traveling down to the Chattahoochee. This time of year it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie.
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May 3, 2018 23:07
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Maybe I been on the trail too long, but that's a drat sexy cactus. |
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May 3, 2018 23:08
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What the heck is a gulch anyway? Sounds like some kind of gross drink. Like we're all out of beer all we have left is gulch. Gosh darn it, just heard a discouraging word. Now my whole day is ruined.
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May 3, 2018 23:30
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who's leaving all these rocket skates out here? |
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May 3, 2018 23:34
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAW |
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May 3, 2018 23:40
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I shouldn't've burned that spiky bush it smells like a possum's rear end in a top hat. ~five minutes by the fire later~ I'm going to eat the moon. Where's that guitar? |
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May 3, 2018 23:45
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Aspirin? No thank you, just old fashioned laudanum for me. |
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May 3, 2018 23:47
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:puts Vaseline in work gloves: This is the LIFE! |
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May 4, 2018 00:22
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Wonder what's drawing all those buzzards. Nothin round here but me |
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May 4, 2018 01:12
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cowboy. I'm a cowboy. cowboy cowboy cowboy cowboy. starts sounding really weird when you say it a lot, like sword. cowboy. like, is there a boycow? would that be maybe a cow whos in charge of herding people? or is it maybe like some kind of centaur but with a cow instead of a horse? cowboy. cowboycowboycowboy. huh. *looks around* um, hmm, the cows were definitely right here a minute ago. gently caress.
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May 4, 2018 01:22
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Manifisto posted:cowboy. I'm a cowboy. cowboy cowboy cowboy cowboy. starts sounding really weird when you say it a lot, like sword. cowboy. like, is there a boycow? would that be maybe a cow whos in charge of herding people? or is it maybe like some kind of centaur but with a cow instead of a horse? cowboy. cowboycowboycowboy. huh. *sips more laudanum* |
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May 4, 2018 01:28
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:stares out over a box canyon, the setting sun painting the rocks in strips of ruby and gold while a gentle breeze kicks up, bringing with it the first calls of the evening's night birds: Boy, that Injun sure did have a lot o' blood in his head. Maybe I gone stir-crazy all holed up in this here cabin waitin' for the spring thaw, but these cigarillos sure would taste mighty fine with some of that there menthol in 'em. :lying under a full moon, the stars shining brightly, a coyote making its mournful cry way off in the distance: Truly, this shall be the dark night of my soul, and I do not think I shall find God afore me. I am lost. Woe is me, fer I have been forsaken. Is this here an arroyo? Wait, no, that's an arroyo over yonder. I reckon. Is it? Wait... why am I lookin' fer an arroyo agin? PETE! Dangit, Pete, what was we lookin' fer now? Huh? What in tarnation is a wash?! That horse sure did good for my insides. |
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May 4, 2018 06:48
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If'n it came to it, I reckon I could eat a whole cougar. |
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May 4, 2018 15:07
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I’m so sick of beans. |
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May 4, 2018 15:17
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i;m thinkin about thos beans |
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May 4, 2018 17:29
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*spits* *ding* shoulda been a snakeoil salesman |
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May 4, 2018 17:55
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Hmph. I reckon it's binna few days since my last piss. Guess it's cuz we been haulin' these steers fer a week and nary a drop o' water's been had 'mongst the group the'ntire time. Aww hell. Nunna Ol' Fred's, huh, "sig-nee-chure" moonshine neither—thanks fer that'un, Bill... Wait, didn't Ol' Fred dun say there's water in them cactuses? Ehh, kinna far-fetched if ya ask me. But Lord am I thirsty. And Lord is it hot! Couldn't hurt to try. Ya know, I could knife one'um and fill my canteen. Wait... oh right, I left my canteen at the farm. And my knife. Aww hell. Well that's'mbarrassin'. Hmm... nunna the others are lookin'. Maybe I'll take a bite at this'un 'long the way. Gotta make sure to gittit on the not-prickly side. That's it... justa bit closer... I'll just lean down off the steed and—sheeoot, now Bill's lookin'! Well I sure can't back out now, just gotta take a quick bite and— ... ... Aww hell. |
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May 4, 2018 18:50
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Lemonade, you say? Fine stuff, but I calculate the self-titled is Miss Beyonce's masterpiece. There's a snake in my boot! Ah poo poo, boys, I done been bit! Lord, the agony! My guts is burnin'! The lights is leavin' this Earth, fellas! Hold me, Clete! I'm dyin' and I ain't seein' nothin' nowhere heaven-wise! We can't touch Cookie's grease no more or else he'll tan our hides. Spit's as good a lubricatin' as we gonna get, Horace, so just grit them teeth and pray to mama, cuz I'm goin' to town! |
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May 4, 2018 19:01
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Macnult posted:*spits* *ding* |
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May 4, 2018 19:55
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after a job well done i reckon i'll kick back and relax with a case of whisky and five-pound sack of ribbon candy. |
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May 4, 2018 19:56
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I'm not a "boy," and I'm not a "cow" neither, this is some bullshit |
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May 4, 2018 20:19
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Yueeericah! sifted me some nugz |
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May 4, 2018 21:13
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eat it Cletus |
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May 4, 2018 21:13
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*looks out over a placid sea of grassy plains* aw gently caress, i'm lost
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May 4, 2018 21:14
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*chews thoughtfully on a strand of grass* welp... a good evenin', time to go gently caress a rock crevasse
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May 4, 2018 21:14
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cowboy pranks to play on Cletus: -rattlesnake in the pants -ants in boots -peepee in whisky |
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Should've studied an been a wainwright like ma |
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