- Quidthulhu
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Stand down, men! It's only smooching!
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when can i go home from the west world
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- Adbot
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May 3, 2024 06:48
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- Quidthulhu
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Stand down, men! It's only smooching!
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are we human or are we dancer?
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May 5, 2018 03:32
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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ja-sus, this is some borin' work! don't rightly see cowboys ever bein' subjects of some kinda movin' picture story!!
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May 5, 2018 05:25
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wondering if the cows were lounging because it was nice and sunny, or if it’s gonna rain tomorrow
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May 5, 2018 06:19
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- Macnult
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h*ck it’s probably gonna rain tomorrow
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May 5, 2018 06:19
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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I wonder what the cows are saying about me.
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May 5, 2018 08:14
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- Mummy Napkin
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What in tarnation makes a cowboy become a cowman?
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May 5, 2018 15:52
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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What in tarnation makes a cowboy become a cowman?
The performance of cowboyhood wears on us all, ayeup.
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May 5, 2018 16:06
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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I wonder if they do this with pigs too. It would feel weird riding a horse around a herd o pig though. Bet they ride goats.
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May 5, 2018 16:09
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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these cattle outnumber me... *pulls rifle tighter under blanket*
everyone in the idf must die
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May 5, 2018 17:23
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- Detective Thompson
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Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
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What in tarnation makes a cowboy become a cowman?
For Pete's sake, I already done my bar mitzvah, ain't that good enough?! :spits a quart of chaw juice on the ground:
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May 5, 2018 17:54
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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these cattle outnumber me... *pulls rifle tighter under blanket*
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May 5, 2018 18:44
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- kalel
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Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear, well, he eats you.
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May 6, 2018 00:11
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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I actually thought that salsa from New York City was pretty good. Why do I always just go along with what my friends say? God, I'm such a yellow-belly.
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May 6, 2018 00:35
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Im willing to murder someone over salsa.
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May 6, 2018 02:10
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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The history of humanity is a history of class warfare. *Spits into bucket.*
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May 6, 2018 02:12
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Im going to drive tnese animals extinct to create lebensraum for the american people and it's racialized socitey. *Poops in the open and dies from a nick i got while shaving.*
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May 6, 2018 02:15
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- French Canadian
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Fluffy cat sensory experience
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Look I dun think those snekskin boots are gonna catch on, ah mean you seen how big a snek is? Gotta catch a turd load of em to make a pair!
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May 6, 2018 02:24
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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there's a snake in my boot! his name is henry and he's real friendly, wanna pet him?
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May 6, 2018 02:50
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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What in tarnation makes a cowboy become a cowman?
aw hell, there goes jeffrey, startin his metamorphosis! for such a yeller-belly he sure got a nice cocoon...
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May 6, 2018 02:51
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- Detective Thompson
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Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
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Once shot a feller in the pecker. Darn thing fell out his trouser leg and a dog snatched it and run off. Still gives me laughin' fits to this day.
God gave me ten fingers, and by gum, I mean to fit all'em in yer keister fore this cattle drive makes Kansas City.
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May 6, 2018 07:22
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Need to open my chakras afore we get to Drunkard's Pass.
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May 6, 2018 18:15
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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I don't care what Half-Face Pete says, this cougar meat aint organic
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May 6, 2018 18:16
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- French Canadian
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Fluffy cat sensory experience
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What if my boots had tread?
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May 6, 2018 19:09
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- ShinyBirdTeeth
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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jerkin off to the memory of that sexy cactus
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May 6, 2018 20:12
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- kalel
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Pa said to grab Ol' Bessie... can't remember if that's the name of the rifle or the steer....
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May 6, 2018 21:10
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- HotSoapyBeard
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I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
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It’s a livin’
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May 6, 2018 21:32
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- HotSoapyBeard
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I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Aaargh, a bear!!
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May 6, 2018 21:47
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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God gave me ten fingers, and by gum, I mean to fit all'em in yer keister fore this cattle drive makes Kansas City.
I'll do the rootin', you just worry about the tootin'.
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May 7, 2018 19:21
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- DragQueenofAngmar
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You shall not pass!
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Pa said to grab Ol' Bessie... can't remember if that's the name of the rifle or the steer....
son, first y' grab t' one, then y' grab t'other
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- Adbot
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May 3, 2024 06:48
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- Macnult
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jerkin off to the memory of that sexy cactus
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