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I've never been at a geek convention and could use your help with lines to get in touch with the geeks... I've got a few: "I kinda liked Star Trek... but when Gandalf turned out to be Luke's father... Mind blown!" "Tomb Raider and the Goblet of Fire is intense!" "Mario saving Cersei is such a cliché" "Jackie Chan made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs!" "I loving hate Bowser for what he did to Winterfell" "Indiana Jones and the Chamber of Secrets is one of my favorit movies" "I hear the most popular sunglasses in Star Wars is "Darth Shaders"..." Anyone? Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 11:35 on May 10, 2018 |
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hello, nice to meet you! by the way, I have stairs in my house. if you know what I mean . . . stairs . . . house . . . what? I don't know what kind of stairs, that's not . . . I bring it up not because I literally want to discuss stairs, I mean it's nice that you like spiral staircases, I'm really more trying to make a . . . well no I don't have a house. I have a studio apartment. I feel like you're not getting the spirit of what I'm saying. stairs. like, do you have them in your house.
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May 10, 2018 02:01
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'i need to lose my virginity or i might literally murder people"
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May 10, 2018 03:30
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I hear that dating geeks is great- it's a way to get people just as weird as yourself... maybe I someone has dating advice? "Hello, I like stamps - do you want to come over to my place to Stamp and chill?"
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May 10, 2018 11:33
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<3 
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"I don't think that the marriage of capitalism and tribalism is something to be glorified." |
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May 10, 2018 11:52
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"The first time I bit the head off of a chicken was tough, but it really does get easier each time you do it." |
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May 10, 2018 14:44
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In Kilingon: "extrovert, DeSDu' waqlIj jIH staring!" Translation: "I'm an extrovert, I'm staring at YOUR shoes!" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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May 10, 2018 15:10
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Room S210B, North Concourse: 3:00 PM: Locker Stuffing Strategies: Techniques and Tips for Surviving the Ordeal Unscathed 4:00 PM: Milkcoin: the Lunch Cryptocurrency That Bullies Can't Steal 5:00 PM: Geek Meet and Greet (Bring Your Own Dice) paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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May 10, 2018 15:39
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"I serve in a unique role in society, bringing the strange and disturbing in close proximity, reminding people this is often a harsh unforgiving world, that they too may be steps away from a violent end." |
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May 10, 2018 15:50
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mister magpie posted:4:00 PM: Milkcoin: the Lunch Cryptocurrency That Bullies Can't Steal
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May 10, 2018 15:50
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"At night, when the circus has ended and the lights are extinguished I sometimes will stand in the center of the ring. Looking up at the empty paint cracked bleachers I let myself feel the cost of my choices and weep." |
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May 10, 2018 16:04
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"desudesudesudesudesu" |
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May 10, 2018 16:10
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"Sometimes I get so mad I forget where I am." |
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May 10, 2018 16:15
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"why yes, anime IS art!" |
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May 10, 2018 16:42
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"I once touched a boob!!" *Crowd states at me* "Ok, so it was like this one girl" *Crowd continues to stare* "Ok, so maybe I just looked at it... ok? But she totally showed it to me" *Continues staring* "Ok damnit you, it was anime ok? A cartoon alright?! AND BY THE WAY I DID TOUCH IT!!! *sobs and runs off*"
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May 10, 2018 16:57
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“Right guard? child please, I prefer an aluminum chlorohydrate to keep my pit stains down. “ |
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May 10, 2018 17:05
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FOOOT BAWLLL!!! |
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May 11, 2018 00:47
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"toga! toga! haha right guys?" "I'd buy that for a drachma!" "euripides trousers you pay for these trousers! eh? eh?"
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May 11, 2018 01:08
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Stand in the middle of the convention and just keep yelling "BITCOIN!" at the top of your lungs over and over until someone comes to check on you. Congratulations, you just met someone new!
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May 11, 2018 04:44
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idk it took me like six years (of active attendance) to finally approach the guys at Dallas A-Kon to play Battletech with so I can't really help you with random opening lines at a geek con... I played Battletech for quite a few hours and then later that evening a woman approached me and invited me to a room party where there were a bunch of roller derby stars playing with violet wands... a few of the fellas that I had been gaming with were also there. I took a few slugs of liquor from the community chest and left because it was a bit too jam-packed and spectatorial for my tastes. Then I hung out with some angry steampunk cultists until the trains started running. ---------------- |
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May 11, 2018 06:05
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Manifisto posted:hello, nice to meet you! by the way, I have stairs in my house. if you know what I mean . . . stairs . . . house . . . what? I don't know what kind of stairs, that's not . . . I bring it up not because I literally want to discuss stairs, I mean it's nice that you like spiral staircases, I'm really more trying to make a . . . well no I don't have a house. I have a studio apartment. I feel like you're not getting the spirit of what I'm saying. stairs. like, do you have them in your house. Sadly I have no stairs in my house and I am not protected |
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May 12, 2018 05:05
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Bo-Pepper posted:"At night, when the circus has ended and the lights are extinguished I sometimes will stand in the center of the ring. Looking up at the empty paint cracked bleachers I let myself feel the cost of my choices and weep." |
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May 13, 2018 08:09
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Bo-Pepper posted:"The first time I bit the head off of a chicken was tough, but it really does get easier each time you do it." lol ---------------- |
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May 13, 2018 21:31
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wtb gf |
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May 13, 2018 23:31
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It’s a me; Mario. |
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May 14, 2018 00:49
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StabMasterArson posted:It’s a me; Mario. My culture isn't your video game!
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May 14, 2018 00:59
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my wife and i play cosplay bingo the free space is harley quinn random spaces include: deadpool deadpool "cosplaying" as something else the joker poison ivy storm trooper generic jedi iron man captain america ghostbuster team fortress 2 character chell from portal d.va mercy link the lol character with the huge shark bazooka someone wearing jane's hat from firefly but not actually cosplaying as jane misty from pokemon princess peach mario ok i'll stop now sorry ---------------- |
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May 14, 2018 05:12
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that;s a lot of things to say at the geek convention |
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May 14, 2018 05:56
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Bo-Pepper posted:"The first time I bit the head off of a chicken was tough, but it really does get easier each time you do it." |
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May 14, 2018 06:10
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i think the call of duty series is one of the greatest arguments for video games being an art form i do competitive speed runs for navigating the options menu on like 40 different games... not to toot my own horn but nobody flies through the gamma settings as fast as me. i think star wars episode I is one of the most important films of our generation. it was an exceptional remake of the original, too. ----- |
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May 14, 2018 15:21
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How do you do fellow geeks? Any of you lads looking forward to the whimiscal musings of that colorful rogue Deadpool? I dare say that chap's mischief has "won the internet" as you fellow geeks would phrase it.
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May 14, 2018 22:35
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(In extremely clinically depressed nerd voice) Bazinga. 
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May 14, 2018 22:36
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Koishi Komeiji posted:(In extremely clinically depressed nerd voice) Bazinga. I.Like.Rocks.
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May 15, 2018 00:37
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“I cannot believe I’m still as awkward here as I am everywhere else.”
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May 15, 2018 02:12
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Happy halloween
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Geeks can smell fear. Don't say anything that would give away how intimidated you are by their Hanzo steel katanas and trenchcoats |
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May 15, 2018 04:05
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Farecoal posted:Geeks can smell fear. Don't say anything that would give away how intimidated you are by their Hanzo steel katanas and trenchcoats 
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May 15, 2018 07:11
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Uxzuigal posted:I.Like.Rocks. I love lamp |
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May 15, 2018 07:20
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*following cosplay girl around, panting heavily*
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May 15, 2018 09:06
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"oh hey look that's the 28th Dr. Who we've seen."
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"I learned how to hammer a nail into my face today." |
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