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Solo sounds like a godawful mess and that kinda owns
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# ¿ May 11, 2018 19:22 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 14:59 |
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Barudak posted:I get that, but did they have that many unsold Darth Maul figurines they could repackage? A new character is more bucks!!! yeah but now it's Darth Maul with robot legs! you can sell the same amount of figures as a new character, while being able to re-use half the materials of the unsold figures. Its brilliant
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# ¿ May 11, 2018 19:58 |
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I can't believe the Empire is discriminatory against cultures that don't use last names
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# ¿ May 11, 2018 20:41 |
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why did they give Finn a new love interest? did Finn get officially friendzoned by Rey or something?
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# ¿ May 18, 2018 19:44 |
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bring back Lando and then immediately kill him.Introduce him for 5 seconds just so the audience recognizes it's Lando, have him get shot right after, and then just linger on his corpse for another 30 minutes or so
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# ¿ May 21, 2018 16:40 |
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"Hey that's funny, you have the same name as the daughter I abandoned on a desert planet because she was just too drat good at the Force."
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2019 18:58 |
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135 minutes of the cantina theme
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2019 19:55 |
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Darth TNT posted:LOL,rose did so well crashing into Finn they promoted her. it's easy to advance in an organization with roughly a dozen people in it also lol at all the times "the First Order ambushes our dumbass heroes, but [future action figure x] arrives and saves them" appears
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2019 15:21 |
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:I hope Harrison Ford got one million dollars from Disney for each word of dialogue to come back. The force ghost of that one droid that self destructed at the beginning of episode 4 is going to do all the talking for him
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 22:43 |
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yes the little droid was force sensitive and it's dumb as hell and I love it
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2019 22:48 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:I always wondered how Palpatine was as a kid. his name was Rey
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2019 14:44 |
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Palpatine is Thanos I guess, you heard it here first
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2019 13:53 |
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The red eyes and red arm are supposed to clue you in that it's not the real C-3P0, it's Venom C-3P0
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2019 18:35 |
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While the First Order was working on the Starkiller base the New Republic was hard at work on their greatest tool: the galaxy's largest white flag
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2019 21:44 |
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they're poo poo
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2019 13:15 |
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Kylo Ren in Last Jedi: It's time to let old things die Kylo Ren in Skywalker Rises or whatever the gently caress: Hey Emperor Palpatine please boss me around I've been a bad bad boy
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2019 23:53 |
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It's the only "leak" so far to mention Lando in any capacity so it's slightly more credible than the others, but still probably like 90% bullshit
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2019 00:04 |
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Timeless Appeal posted:I think it says a lot. that would be a neat idea but you've read into it a lot more than the film has, as it did nothing with it and did not explore it in any way
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2019 22:39 |
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the TRAITOR guy accomplished more in 3 minutes of screentime than Phasma did in 2 films' worth
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 19:18 |
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I gotta be honest, when Maz says she's handling a "labor dispute" I assumed that was just a cheeky way of saying that some of her criminal associates that she hired for a job double-crossed her, I don't think she's actually a Space Pinkerton.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2019 13:27 |
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euphronius posted:He burned the corpse on the forest moon of Endor . Many people must have seen that and commented etc to reporters and republican propagandists who knows it doesn’t loving matter how she knows she does. YubYub the Ewok went on to become the galaxy's greatest war correspondent
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2019 23:16 |
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millions upon millions of dollars spent to explain the goofy-rear end Leia flying thru space scene in TLJ also I guess there was no point to Rey going to train with Luke, since he taught her nothing and Leia could have just done it herself?
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2019 13:43 |
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The fact that hes splitting this up into 3 parts screams "I'm making this up for attention" to me
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2019 22:49 |
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Wow Rose as the new Jar Jar Binks makes a lot of sense
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2019 01:12 |
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Captain Jesus posted:Based on the plot leaks it seems that the movie is not gonna be 3 hours. It's gonna be endless. Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker: Act I
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2019 13:20 |
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when Han Solo said "May the Force Be With You" in A New Hope it's because he was a secret Jedi, that's also why he wasn't instantly vaporized when he chased all those stormtroopers down that hallway
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2019 04:06 |
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Palpatine mentions midichlorians in episode III, and that dude seemed pretty drat knowledgeable about the force
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2019 19:37 |
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El Burbo posted:Though notably Sheev does say “use the force to influence the midichlorians” and not “use the midichlorians to influence the force”. Big difference! yeah its hard to tell if that's the intent and the Jedi have how the Force works completely backwards or if George Lucas is a HACK
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2019 23:29 |
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garycoleisgod posted:If Qui-Gon was meant to be an example of an ideal jedi, how come in the first scene he's in Obi-Wan correctly senses there's something wrong with this whole trade dispute deal (seeming to feel Sidious behind it all already) and Qui-Gon tells him to shut up as they are facing cowards who will fold easily? yeah he also got killed! so much for a master jedi, idiot!
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2019 00:01 |
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Hodgepodge posted:You could argue that nothing is more Star Wars than missing the point: well it's either build a big rear end superlaser or defeat the most powerful soldier in your army in single combat for the right to get trained/tortured by a gross old dude cuz no one else is gonna teach you
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2019 03:59 |
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just an old man shooting lightning at the sky, having the best time of his life
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2019 20:12 |
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On the right we have: Maybe like 5% of the First Order's forces One the left we have: The entirety of the Resistance Who will win? Tune in to find out!
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2019 22:31 |
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R2 randomly keeps backups of his boyfriend's personality Kylo shows up for the final battle to immediately die Rose has vanished into the ether
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2019 17:08 |
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frest posted:So did Rose die from her injuries off screen in this leak? she went off to wherever the hell Jar Jar went to after the prequels
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2019 19:54 |
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euphronius posted:They knew what she was doing and would have stopped it if they had their shields up why were the shields down
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2019 20:02 |
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euphronius posted:I have no idea I wasn’t there you sure do post like you were
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2019 20:05 |
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so when Holdo was sloooooooowly turning the ship around it never occured to Hux or the other commanders in charge of the other ships to put their shields up because she was going to ram them at hyperspeed?
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2019 20:27 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:also if she was going to do that anyway she should have done it before the First Order wiped out most of the transports I can kind of understand that, since I think Holdo's plan was to just be a big obvious target for the FO to focus on and while they were killing her they wouldn't notice the little transports, at least until the anti-cloaking button pusher did his job
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2019 00:34 |
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SolarFire2 posted:Wasn't part of the reason they needed the hacker was so they could get through the shields of the big bad ship? IIRC they needed to mimic the security codes for the big bad ship so the FO wouldn't immediately blow them to smithereens as soon as they approached the ship
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2019 05:00 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 14:59 |
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Preston Waters posted:If you nitpick any Star Wars film you're going to be able to bitch about literally everything. it's because they're good movies
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2019 22:54 |