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Genuises wasn't a top tier episode but I really hope they do an entire episode exploring the concept of the "Global Midwest"

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Ugh I just remembered the phrase "that car was like a clit on wheels"

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One of the worst sentences I've ever heard.

But then came "nobody hated pussy like 80s nerds" which is one of the best so it evens out.

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I would listen to a podcast that was just Aimee Mann very intensely smoking a cigar directly into a microphone.

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I wish this show had the clipping community that Cumtown does, because I really want a supercut of Branson putting the emphasis on the wrong syllable.

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goddamn that was an amazing cold open

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"One thing Satan likes to do is sit crisscross applesauce on the floor and we'll all sit behind him and watch him play Breath of the Wild on the big TV"
"Is that fun?"
"For him"

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E1 please release a rpg sourcebook

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I wonder why the account he's responding to was suspended.

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snoremac posted:

^^Thanks.

I don't understand the Black Flanders joke. I mean before it became a thing, when Felix says it in his Two Weeks Paid Leave rant and Branson loses it.

"Black Flanders by NBA Stupid A$$" is a fake rap song and artist name playing off White Iverson by Post Malone in which he sings about feeling like a white version of professional basketball player Allen Iverson, and the artist NBA YoungBoy. The idea being that Felix's character, Officer Joey Prezbosiac, doesn't know about rap so mixed up the artist and got the names wrong to a humorously absurd result.

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I was listening to the latest episode while I was running errands, and I pulled into a parking space just as Branson started reading his poem. So I thought I'd sit and wait to hear the entire poem before I got out of the car.

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Is Ben a real person or a character they invented?

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I'm still not convinced that Ben was a real person.

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Have they done a True Crime episode? I tried to search for it but as you can imagine, googling E1 Podcast True Crime is not very effective

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Is Hashman alive?

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It says who shot Dr. Yinz, not who killed him. It's possible that the survived the shooting because the bullet was very small, as if it was fired from a tiny gun designed to be carried by an extremely small man...

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snoremac posted:

What's the reason Terra Haute is the E1 homeland? Was Branson raised there?

Yeah. The whole podcast is full of references to Terre Haute history, locales, and characters.

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I really thought there was gonna some kinda twist with French Fry's cool nephew. Which, in retrospect, was foolish.

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ElectricWizard posted:

Also, Branson’s girlfriend sharing her grievances on the charity stream while Branson laid on the floor like a murdered street dog is good content.

yeah but now I'm worried about Branson's health. Getting into and out of chairs shouldn't be that hard :(

Also I'm surprised they aren't selling prints of the Painting That Will Heal The World, I know I'd buy one.

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A couple days ago I got into a car accident while I had an episode of E1 playing on my phone, and in my post-shock haze the first thing I did after putting the car in park was dumbly feel around to try to find my phone and shut it off because I didn't want someone to open the door to see if I was alright and hear a list of causes of death of the Branson Boys.

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Punkin Spunkin posted:

Is it just me or do all their bidens sound different

Yeah they put more effort into doing old man voices.

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Jestery posted:

Should I watch the swimmer before listening?

I didn't and thoroughly enjoyed the review

Springfield Fatts posted:

I mean do you need to really know anything they talk about before listening? I'd rather pound 8 beers and eat 16 eggs (a Branson's dozen) to get in the headspace before watching some old rear end movie.

Yeah I put off listening to the Sideways episode for a bit because I hadn't seen the movie and thought I wouldn't get some of the jokes.

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super fart shooter posted:

I’m way behind on eps but I just listened to the nanowrimo one and holy gently caress Branson’s story had me in tears, I could hardly breathe lmao this poo poo is so stupid

Oh god. I thought that episode was a bit of a miss until it got to that part

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sexpig by night posted:

stuff like 'your cool pussy', 'I have wet dreams on the OTHER side of my underwear I wanna gently caress so bad', and that one episode where a character called pussy 'grinch' is why E1 sex jokes will always be golden

The sexually aggressive female characters in the audio movies are always fantastic.

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i really appreciated Charles this episode. His character was the younger son at a funeral home who wants to bring fresh ideas to the business, and Branson set him up go a very expected path with that, with the Tiktok stuff at the beginning. But Charles refused to do the expected internet youth culture bullshit like Tiktoks or NFTs, he had a different and very stupid idea for that character. And he stuck with it throughout the whole episode and forced everyone else to interact with the possibility of the dead coming back to life and requiring new funeral services. That is an impressive level of dedication and comedic vision

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The This Is Us parody where the town is under constant threat from a meteor and the first time the meteor talks Branson stops the show to ask the audience to guess who insisted that the meteor talk

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I pictured Branson as significantly fatter than that

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Getting oddly close to a Walt Tremblay vs Harry Plinkett matchup

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Pamela is my new favorite anime character. One of the E1 boys has a real talent for writing dialogue for female characters.

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Voicemails to Ben is such a fantastic thing to listen to at night.

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The The Thing Pop That Corn was mainly them brainstorming ideas for an E1 Meets The Thing episode.

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The Poop Doctor was so good. Finally they do a bit that doesn't overstay it's welcome.

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I have never been more excited for an episode based on the description before

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https://twitter.com/intellegint/status/1507024975693168642?s=20&t=m-67dbLXPfodWC1ZZpd9xA

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Springfield Fatts posted:

It's funny how weirdly much they hate children's authors.

you don't?

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I gotta be honest whenever Branson talked about Daegoth Ur before I'd assumed he was an Orc from Warcraft.

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General Dog posted:

Or Lola Bunny, for that matter.

Madea and Lola Bunny would be an insane duo on the court

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What's wild is that he based his team on the idea that Goku could teach everyone to teleport, but canonically Goku never taught anyone the Instant Transmission technique.

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I was listening to the first Skunk Welcher episode and "Nature makes a cruel bitch of us all" is a top ten E1 quote

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Springfield Fatts posted:

Is this the Chet Shitley origin story??

Is it Chet Shitley? This whole time I thought it was poo poo Shitley

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