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I nominate President Donald Trump. -Effectively changed the conversation of Colin Kaepernick’s sitting/kneeling during the National Anthem from being about police violence against minorities to patriotism. -Called the players “sons of bitches.” -Bullied the NFL owners into a asinine new rule where if you “disrespect the flag” the team gets penalized. -Questioned if players that opt for staying in the locker room during the National Anthem should even be in the country. -Disinvited Super Bowl LII winners the Philadelphia Eagles when the White House discovered a small handful of people from the organization would attend, forcing the team to cancel their trip. -Revealed he was looking to punish NFL owners with penalties with the latest tax break law he signed in retaliation for not being allowed to buy the Buffalo Bills. -(SPACE RESERVED FOR FUTURE DOUCHEBAGGERY) TBH this contest is over. Android Apocalypse fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Jun 7, 2018 |
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Holy poo poo I woke up and forgot this gem from Donnie: -Revealed he was looking to punish NFL owners with penalties with the latest tax break law he signed in retaliation for not being allowed to buy the Buffalo Bills. I’m going to be editing my OP this entire year.
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Jun 7, 2018 14:39
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I knew of Donnie’s earlier football shenanigans but I wanted to focus on his current foibles. I am totally okay with Donnie going straight into the HoF.
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Jun 7, 2018 15:33
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Too bad Dan Snyder is already in the HoF because the cheerleader controversy is near the top of douchebaggery.
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Jun 9, 2018 13:56
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I’ll definitely vote for Whitlock, even for the HoF, though in my heart he’s more likely to get into the latter in 2019. Donnie’s orange shadow is just too yuuuge this year.
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Jun 10, 2018 19:22
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Seconding God, mainly for not protecting herself when playing skee-ball https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA3dzBrXYtc
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Jun 12, 2018 12:22
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I’m rooting for the NFL owners to go all the way.
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Jun 19, 2018 00:17
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Leperflesh posted:too late nerds
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Jun 19, 2018 01:35
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I'm going with the NFL owners because of Kaeperick & their fellating of Donnie T.
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Jun 23, 2018 08:16
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The Bills get my vote because  at the Nathan Peterman Experiment.
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Jun 25, 2018 21:58
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I'm voting for the Chargers because they can't use this song anymore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whNOfvyPpaM
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Jun 27, 2018 09:42
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I’m torn. The cops loving over Bennett is institutionalized racism & tribalism rearing it’s head. On the other hand, I’ve experienced being on the receiving end of an overzealous DA so my vote is for Kevin Smith.
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Jul 1, 2018 14:11
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I wish we could utilize Collinsworth's shittiness from earlier years but even within the voting's timeline he's pretty terrible.
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Jul 4, 2018 03:40
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Darth Brooks posted:We should swap out Drunk Nerds for being a part of Football Absurdity. Alas Drunk Nerds smartly pulled off this recent douchebaggery after the nomination window closed. My vote is for Whitlock for continually making GBS threads on Kaepernick.
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Jul 4, 2018 13:55
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Voting for Clay Travis just so he can go against fellow hot ham water chugger Jason Whitlock.
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Jul 6, 2018 18:52
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This is a travesty, a sham, and a mockery. A traveshamockery!
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Jul 8, 2018 02:16
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McNair for being racist, being called out for it, apologizing, then going back on apology by doubling down on the racism. I know we have the NFL owners as one group for Douhebag of the Year but McNair is really the epitome of the anti-Kaepernick movement.
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Jul 8, 2018 23:33
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I think it’s safe to say the racists really came out of the shadows by November 2016, and now we’re seeing the end results.
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Jul 9, 2018 11:36
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While I think Jerry Richardson is incredibly terrible, my vote goes to Pete Carroll for the Jordan Peterson invite. It’s one thing to be a boss & create a hellscape out of the work environment, Carroll let a terrible person with dangerous opinions influence young men, who in turn could end up being the next LeSean McCoy.
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Jul 11, 2018 13:07
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Jerry for the attempt at feigning that he cared what his players were protesting about, only to turn around & demand everybody stand. Also let's not forget he got into a great scuffle with Roger Goodell over the Ezekiel Elliott suspension.
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Jul 13, 2018 20:33
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Ooh this is a tough one. I'm voting The Los Angeles Chargers in solidarity to my friends in San Diego. Also for the Chargers becoming the Clippers to the Rams' Lakers.
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Jul 15, 2018 20:35
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Irsay loving over fans is one thing, but Santa Clara District Attorney Kevin Smith is loving over somebody with the full power of the law. I’m always fascinated/horrified with false sexual assault/rape case because I believe it makes it harder for legitimate cases to come out & be prosecuted correctly.
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Jul 17, 2018 23:51
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Whitlock for going against Kaepernick. If he doesn't win this year I'll nominate him for the HoF next time, as you know he'll say something again to warrant being discussed in this tournament.
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Jul 20, 2018 00:49
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I was kind of digging Adrian Peterson’s podcast until he had Clay Travis on. That said I gotta stay true to brand and vote Bob McNair for being a racist rear end in a top hat. If anything, I give him credit for being blatantly open with his remarks. Deshaun Watson doesn’t deserve to be stuck being employed by him.
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Jul 21, 2018 18:53
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Voting for Jerry Jones for the inauthentic move by kneeling with his players but then standing for the anthem. Then demanding his players stand. At least Richardson is gone now.
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Jul 25, 2018 18:11
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Chichevache posted:Jerry, the embarrassing old racist, billionaire with silky white hair and a troubling relationship with women young enough to be his granddaughters. The Panthers aren’t in Georgia.
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Jul 26, 2018 12:26
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Kevin Smith because I still hold animosity for prosecutors that push through trials with little evidence, wasting everybody's time.
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Jul 28, 2018 01:09
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I'm calling it now: Bob McNair vs. Kevin Smith will be the most interesting matchup in this contest.
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Jul 28, 2018 10:39
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This is the matchup I’ve been waiting to see: racist owner vs. racist sportscaster. What’s the deadline to vote on this one? I need to stew over the options before casting my ballot.
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Jul 30, 2018 21:21
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I feel like a single issue voter by choosing McNair but my disdain for racists in power is mighty.
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Jul 31, 2018 11:50
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Ches Neckbeard posted:My votes are: 1. Jerry playing both sides of the kneeling anthem situation, but lands solidly on "stand for the flag" tribe. Disingenuous as well as eventually on the wrong side of history. 2. McNair is just Jerry but more vocal with his racism. 3. Perverted justice with his overzealous attempt to convict an innocent man. Bonus points for reinforcing negative race stereotypes of a white man trying to bury a black man.
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1.Donny Trump 2. Jason Whitlock 3. Allah Jesus' dad makes us care about dumb poo poo. Whitlock makes people mad. Donny will get us all killed.
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