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I for real think the Airpods design is great, not specifically airpods but having the earpiece with no cord connected, even if it means shorter battery time. I bought a pair of fake airpods when I was in China and they lasted me around 5 months before they broke. I work construction so having a wire dangle is a major annoyance, I accidentally yank them out of either my ears or the phone whenever I'm using corded even if it's under my shirt, there's still a little bit hanging out that i eventually get caught in. Ordered two pairs of cheap "noise cancelling" from Aliexpress with the purpose of using them during work, hoping one of the pairs work well enough to order another couple and just use them as semi-disposable. But even the fake ones I got in China were great without the noise cancelling cause the PPE fit snuggly on top of them with no sound leaking in because of the wire. Apple is garbage for charging so much for them though.
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2019 18:40 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 02:19 |
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have to keep the commie propaganda playing in my ear somehow so why not fund the rise of China by buying overengineered garbage that works well enough rather than from some western company that barely works better and are also made in China.
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2019 19:24 |
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Don't take this as me trying to excuse Apple, but what's stopping me from throwing a big flat rock onto the airpods when the battery dies and collecting and recycling the pieces in their respective bin(assuming theres infrastructure for it)? A cloud of toxic gases that'll either instantly kill me or give me cancer in a year or ten? It says fire in the garbage compactor but is that applicable if I just toss the rock on em?
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2019 02:16 |
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But isn't the point that they're really tiny, so wouldn't the fireball be tiny? I'm really wondering if you'd also die by toxic gasses or if it's just a fireball.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2019 02:37 |
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so an airpod sized hole in my chest, gotcha. Guess being buried with it to display ones sins to the descendants of the survivors of the apocalypse is the only way to go then.
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2019 02:45 |
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i'd say 'document and sue' but that would probably end up with them both disappearing for a week or so
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2021 20:52 |
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ynohtna posted:Maybe we should eradicate homelessness, facebook, and cops. not with the same methods though please
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2021 12:48 |
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blasting them into such tiny pieces but at such a volume that they burn up before they hit the ground but the entire atmosphere is mainly silica giving us all instant miners lung, collectively gasping for air until we all suffocate in a painful but deserved end, a month later it all settles on the surface and the insects and edit; poo poo the whales breathe air, they will be necessary collateral damage with all other mammals fanfic insert has issued a correction as of 11:40 on Mar 17, 2021 |
# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 11:37 |
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HootTheOwl posted:
lmao
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 18:00 |
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HootTheOwl youre doing a DunningKruger but instead of thinking youre smarter than the rando you cant identify you assume youre better at approximating things than a rando metric user. Like, ive only ever used metric and im very good at eyeballing things. About 2 months ago my boss and I approximated the material we'd need to buy down to a sack of 25kg left over when we were done just by eyeballing the house. Like its not an issue. Not an issue what so ever. We did however need to relate the dimensions of the house(approximated) into how many kilograms of materials we usually use per meter and that was very easy to do in our heads and took us less than a minute. fanfic insert has issued a correction as of 18:13 on Jul 19, 2021 |
# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 18:11 |
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The Bloop posted:I tip based on the weight of the receipt How do you go about measuring the weight of the receipt? Compare it to a standard saltshaker? Edit; no wait that's not a bodily thing, average sized boogers?
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2021 19:49 |
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Splicer posted:I am 99% certain the teenager is in there because if it was just bezos and the pilot the platform would be more bomb than rocket the woman astronaut was 100% there because they realized they only had men in it at first so they scrambled to find a woman previously denied by nasa on the grounds of being a woman, like they made very sure people knew she had been denied and how cool and good they were that they included her i mean good on her for almost getting into space finally but still... PR.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2021 14:57 |
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The Demilich posted:lol I'm going to die in poverty
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2023 19:03 |
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cmerepaul posted:some very capitalism.png screenshots I took of some of their documentation a couple of years ago I'm a G06: Waiting to bloom
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2023 12:58 |
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throwing fake money around seems pretty on point for parasocial porn actors though?
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2023 10:42 |
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Biplane posted:Luckily our grandchildren might escape the brain worms, because of the impending death of the biosphere the worms are adapting to a warming climate and brains will soon be a viable habitat for what will be literal brain worms
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2023 14:42 |
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Shame Boy posted:I'm vaguely nervous of when I eventually gotta get my first colonoscopy cuz I think the doctor's gonna get one look at my butthole and be like "oh I see you've got plenty of experience with this kinda thing already, tee hee" and then all the nurses will laugh at what a big gay I am. dont go for the sedatives because they bring you back up when they're in and theres a good 30 seconds of your head not being quite there yet Shame Boy posted:Got a checkup today and the exam rooms in my doctor's office now have screens showing ads for drugs lol went to a dentist once who had a tv showing toothpaste ads in the ceiling
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2024 21:19 |
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Shame Boy posted:Every ton of crude oil that gets turned into single-use plastic and then buried forever in a landfill is a ton that would otherwise with 99% certainty have been burned as fuel and wind up in the atmosphere, makes u think https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7149890572176674091
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2024 20:26 |
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https://enhanced.org/ "And the crowd goes wild as the Monstrosity of Monsanto enters the arena! What a marvel of modern innovation!" I'm not even particularly against it but the banner is funny quote:Backed by the world’s top venture capitalists, the Enhanced Games is the Olympics of the future. When 44% of athletes already use performance enhancements, it is time to safely celebrate science.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2024 12:43 |
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:I honestly want pro athletes to be so full of roids that their piss glows and their muscles shred their skin open on live television. the olympics should go on two separate paths, one where it returns to its modern origins of non-sponsored amateurs the other where barely recognizable bipedal enhanced humanoids attempt to assault the heavens
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2024 07:25 |
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Peggotty posted:This is just as dumb as the usual "just let them take all the PEDs" redditors who have never seen a sports venue from the inside. "Allowing" PEDs as a sports governing entity just moves the barrier of what's allowed and what's not a bit, because there is tons of stuff that is straight up not legal. And you need doctors to do stuff that they're not legally allowed to do. Which means you either need to control for people doing illegal stuff (and you are back to the exact same problems as anyone else with regards to drug testing etc.) or you're running into trouble with the law at some point. Or you're just 100% irrelevant so nobody cares what you do, like bodybuilding or something. It's not like the big governing bodies are against PEDs because of their integrity. sounds like you're anti science buddy let em snort a line of meth before the 100m dash i say, because i am pro science
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2024 14:08 |
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Enriching my dog stew by infusing it with concentrated and dehydrated into a cube puppy juice
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2024 08:09 |
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grocery store near me have been doing checks on the self checkout a lot recently because of theft(their prices is theft but they mean the other kind) and i wrote an email to the store manager saying im never coming back because they treat me like a thief and honestly i am going to go back and have been stealing things i just want to see if i can get a voucher for something
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 20:19 |
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gotta be able to fit through the eye of a needle anyway
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2024 19:35 |
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ArmedZombie posted:lol at pro-social arguments just completely bouncing off these people who want to own slaves. Pro-Social? What are you, some sort of communist??
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 17:36 |
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Apply today for a free Neuralink, among other many great benefits it will enhance your aim by up to 25% and has the ability to stimulate growth hormone to naturally do what primitive TRT treatments do without the needs of introducing harmful chemicals and methods. Neuralink is a required component of pay grade 3 compound cop and comes with additional food benefits. (Beware of false reports that Neuralink may be used to fry your brains, this is Chinese disinformation)
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2024 20:49 |
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mortons stork posted:they wouldnt need to fry cops' brains more of a want rather than a need
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 08:14 |
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Orange Devil posted:So does this mean more spending on mental health? The fix would cost 10+ billion so actually we can cut the funding by 5 without adding extra costs
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2024 10:16 |
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feeding my wife polonium for social media clout
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2024 20:28 |
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i fuckin love tanks squashing protests, it's ftw
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 14:06 |
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I'm the finger dipped coffee
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 13:01 |
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i cant even vomit on command
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 16:36 |
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is that the case that it's actually something neutral or are those part of the same kind of proto-nazi undercurrent that were happening all over Europe in the interwar period, where while not technically nazi they had all the same opinions and were drawing from the same pool of putrid "european suncross" pool as the nazis were and which are now being used all over europe by barely-crypto-fash people trying to excuse their use of a not-actually-a-swastika-but-almost-exactly-like-a-swastika swastika? Walked around in an older part of stockholm the day we officially joined nato and saw swastikas on a old door, stopped and took a picture and my coworker was like "found another" and pointed up towards a balcony were someone were flying a nazi ahem i mean a nato flag
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# ¿ Apr 14, 2024 19:27 |
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give it an ammonia smell rating and i'll invest
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 19:46 |
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I use an old cart/basket combo thing as a laundry basket, big enough for a week+ of laundry and it has wheels
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 13:29 |
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the milk machine posted:i think they put gps locators on the things these days oh no a shopping cart with a non functional wheel what on earth will i ever do in the face of this unique never before experienced problem?! backpacks ftw
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 18:00 |
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An AI that will photograph all vegetables I toss in the fridge and tell me how to wrap them. It'll just riff off the top 5 google results and will eventually kill someone but I will have sold the IPO by then. Give me a billion
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 11:00 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 02:19 |
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people will talk about sustainable living but when someone comes up with flexible and renewable design methods they shriek
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 15:56 |