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sure, ya'll talking about seizing the means of production all the time and all but i got a soldering iron with free 2 day shipping. makes u think
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 08:44 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 20:06 |
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the only ethical way to make money is Nigerian prince scams on boomers and the only ethical way to spend it is on drugs
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 23:57 |
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the year is 2069. eternal president Bernie Sanders has illegalized being a CEO. those that still practice the lifestyle call themselves a "friend of capitalism" to keep the DSA spies from identifying them.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2021 23:52 |
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Which Cspam Regular is this?
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2021 02:25 |
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(medium articlely) does being a goon make you a PMC? Are the poor families in parasite white passing and therefore privileged? Could FALC be the end of the CFO?
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2021 19:31 |
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I know the solution to fiscal incentives for CEOs: bomb collar that goes off if the stock price goes down too fast or if they go near a detuned radio F:NV has never steered me wrong.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2021 21:45 |
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Capitalism containing the seeds of it's own destruction again, glassdoor mass reporters will become our vanguard party as all fast food places are forced to a $69/hr minimum wage.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2021 05:40 |
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My solemn oath to the thread: ne day I will cause an environmental disaster because my pipeline of weed extract oil, the animals and plants will still die, but they'll be loving blasted the whole time. I'd promise not to have an oil spill but better things aren't possible.
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# ¿ May 1, 2021 06:36 |
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I take the bus, what's a gas station I wonder what a magnet would do to them... (Don't test this you don't want to gently caress with electronics at a place that has combustible gases everywhere)
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# ¿ May 6, 2021 00:41 |
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Adjectivist Philosophy posted:It would take 6 figures and 8-hour work weeks to make any retail job tolerable 16 hour work week and 5 figures, but you can punch five customers per day and it rolls over
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# ¿ May 7, 2021 15:44 |
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Programming is inherently reactionary and rots ur brain
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# ¿ May 8, 2021 21:43 |
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No, it's dark web ebook websites and an ereader.
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# ¿ May 10, 2021 03:10 |
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You will always have more luck slipping the employee $50 to play dumb and take a bogus check for $150 worth of poo poo than any amount of rules lawyering lib brain poo poo. And I really don't think you'll have too much luck on that first thing either. Too many narcs and bootlickers.
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# ¿ May 11, 2021 09:13 |
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CEO involved impoverishment
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# ¿ May 13, 2021 11:03 |
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crabs are evil, cruel, stupid and the only other creatures on earth to go to hell
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# ¿ May 18, 2021 22:57 |
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Hell will never be in want of sisyphean sea food joints or penis snippers as we torment each other forever (the restraunt only serves raw crab with Surströmming sauce)
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# ¿ May 19, 2021 01:20 |
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rich gently caress computer touchers of c-spam: interview for the positions and give me the appetizers as reparations for culturally appropriating trans culture (being on the computer)
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# ¿ May 19, 2021 08:32 |
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Welp time to start hoarding piss
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# ¿ May 20, 2021 07:06 |
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Batman got an app
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# ¿ May 21, 2021 18:44 |
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50 doll hairs betting that they get caught charging more to some minority group because algorithm in the next year
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# ¿ May 25, 2021 23:25 |
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Turns out wall construction discussion = goon catnip
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# ¿ May 26, 2021 03:06 |
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Cyber punk villains: we are not cyberpunk villains nor are we a corncob
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# ¿ May 26, 2021 19:13 |
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euphronius posted:what ?? AI powered transphobia, smdh
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# ¿ May 26, 2021 20:37 |
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I'm actually a double zoomer, zoomers are boomers to me
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# ¿ May 26, 2021 20:59 |
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Corporations are Old Ones and journalists are the Dagon people being ugly. All Journos Are Bastards.
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# ¿ May 31, 2021 04:24 |
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camoseven posted:Why are we hoarding piss You know what you did
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# ¿ May 31, 2021 19:24 |
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human garbage bag posted:bladder monitoring chips inserted into employees that detect when piss levels have reached critical levels, accompanied by autonomous piss drones that attach an astronaut hose to the genitals to suck out the piss. Same, but for cum
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2021 08:11 |
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happyhippy posted:The next rags to rich billionaire will be the person who invents an all day adult diaper. Some kind of diaper 3d printer that uses DRM chopped recycled paper pods ($20 / !0) to make a new, flushible diaper. Pair with our Bluetooth enabled bidet to make a new diaper with every use of authorized butthole detection, but workers are required to sit in it until the legally mandated 6 hours until they can get a new one. Industrial models come with a paper mache attachment which can turn old reports and rejected resumes into pods for slightly cheaper (and it runs constantly)
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2021 09:00 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Stillsuit but instead of spice it's powerful opiates that stop you from making GBS threads and really let you grind those bones and joints to the bone. Stillsuit but it's so you can hotbox your skin a d absorb more weed through your arm pits
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2021 21:21 |
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Anime must be made real no matter how many horrifically mutated catgirl prototypes I have to clean out of the vat
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 07:53 |
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These days it would get rightfully cancelled for transbian and transgay exclusion I eat tacos by personal identity of the taco holder
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2021 00:51 |
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euphronius posted:do those work on the phone app If you're on Android try NewPipe off the fdroid store. If you're not on Android buy a better phone
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 19:08 |
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Malleum posted:current versions of the firefox mobile app dont let you install non-approved addons (which ublock and any adblocker will never be) and will disable them permanently if you had them in a previous update I've got ublock on my mobile Firefox?? I still use NewPipe because not being able to turn off my screen is poo poo
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 19:10 |
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Learned helplessness smdh
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2021 22:19 |
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If u have a VPN just whatever you want, buncha boomers itt
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 04:42 |
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Mola Yam posted:i got some argentinian youtube premium subscription through a vpn for like $20/year, it seemed worth it to me since i know realistically i'm never going to successfully gently caress around with piholes and poo poo. Maybe YouTube knows you better than you do, human.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 07:59 |
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Philosophy turns you into a trot, sadly
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 20:02 |
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indigi posted:what the gently caress does any of this mean dork lol goondolences on being a boomer
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2021 21:58 |
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Professor Shark posted:Are you guys taking stupid pills or is this a gag? you know we distribute all drugs equally, where's the rest of your pills
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 02:00 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 20:06 |
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BonHair posted:Liberal arts definitely means the same as politically liberal. It's not a distinct thing in any way, and no queer theory or whatever exists within liberal arts. 70-80% of mainstream academic queer theory is based in liberalism, i'm sorry to tell you there's a reason they don't tell you Combahee were socialists
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