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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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sure, ya'll talking about seizing the means of production all the time and all but i got a soldering iron with free 2 day shipping. makes u think

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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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the only ethical way to make money is Nigerian prince scams on boomers and the only ethical way to spend it is on drugs

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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the year is 2069. eternal president Bernie Sanders has illegalized being a CEO. those that still practice the lifestyle call themselves a "friend of capitalism" to keep the DSA spies from identifying them.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Which Cspam Regular is this?

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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(medium articlely) does being a goon make you a PMC?

Are the poor families in parasite white passing and therefore privileged?

Could FALC be the end of the CFO?

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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I know the solution to fiscal incentives for CEOs: bomb collar that goes off if the stock price goes down too fast or if they go near a detuned radio F:NV has never steered me wrong.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Capitalism containing the seeds of it's own destruction again, glassdoor mass reporters will become our vanguard party as all fast food places are forced to a $69/hr minimum wage.

tokin opposition has issued a correction as of 06:33 on Apr 27, 2021

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
My solemn oath to the thread: ne day I will cause an environmental disaster because my pipeline of weed extract oil, the animals and plants will still die, but they'll be loving blasted the whole time. I'd promise not to have an oil spill but better things aren't possible.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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I take the bus, what's a gas station :smug:

I wonder what a magnet would do to them...

(Don't test this you don't want to gently caress with electronics at a place that has combustible gases everywhere)

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Adjectivist Philosophy posted:

It would take 6 figures and 8-hour work weeks to make any retail job tolerable

16 hour work week and 5 figures, but you can punch five customers per day and it rolls over

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Programming is inherently reactionary and rots ur brain

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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No, it's dark web ebook websites and an ereader.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

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You will always have more luck slipping the employee $50 to play dumb and take a bogus check for $150 worth of poo poo than any amount of rules lawyering lib brain poo poo. And I really don't think you'll have too much luck on that first thing either. Too many narcs and bootlickers.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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CEO involved impoverishment

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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crabs are evil, cruel, stupid and the only other creatures on earth to go to hell

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Hell will never be in want of sisyphean sea food joints or penis snippers as we torment each other forever (the restraunt only serves raw crab with Surströmming sauce)

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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rich gently caress computer touchers of c-spam: interview for the positions and give me the appetizers as reparations for culturally appropriating trans culture (being on the computer)

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Welp time to start hoarding piss

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Batman got an app

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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50 doll hairs betting that they get caught charging more to some minority group because algorithm in the next year

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Turns out wall construction discussion = goon catnip

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Cyber punk villains: we are not cyberpunk villains nor are we a corncob

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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AI powered transphobia, smdh

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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I'm actually a double zoomer, zoomers are boomers to me

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Corporations are Old Ones and journalists are the Dagon people being ugly. All Journos Are Bastards.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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camoseven posted:

Why are we hoarding piss

You know what you did

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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human garbage bag posted:

bladder monitoring chips inserted into employees that detect when piss levels have reached critical levels, accompanied by autonomous piss drones that attach an astronaut hose to the genitals to suck out the piss.

Same, but for cum

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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happyhippy posted:

The next rags to rich billionaire will be the person who invents an all day adult diaper.
Amazon, 99% of call centers, computer game companies, truckers, will be buying them forever on to eliminate breaks.
The only hard part is to market them.

Some kind of diaper 3d printer that uses DRM chopped recycled paper pods ($20 / !0) to make a new, flushible diaper. Pair with our Bluetooth enabled bidet to make a new diaper with every use of authorized butthole detection, but workers are required to sit in it until the legally mandated 6 hours until they can get a new one. Industrial models come with a paper mache attachment which can turn old reports and rejected resumes into pods for slightly cheaper (and it runs constantly)

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Colonel Cancer posted:

Stillsuit but instead of spice it's powerful opiates that stop you from making GBS threads and really let you grind those bones and joints to the bone.

Stillsuit but it's so you can hotbox your skin a d absorb more weed through your arm pits

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Anime must be made real no matter how many horrifically mutated catgirl prototypes I have to clean out of the vat

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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These days it would get rightfully cancelled for transbian and transgay exclusion

I eat tacos by personal identity of the taco holder

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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euphronius posted:

do those work on the phone app

probably not. thank you though

If you're on Android try NewPipe off the fdroid store. If you're not on Android buy a better phone

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Malleum posted:

current versions of the firefox mobile app dont let you install non-approved addons (which ublock and any adblocker will never be) and will disable them permanently if you had them in a previous update

its dogshit, just use newpipe instead of the youtube app

I've got ublock on my mobile Firefox?? I still use NewPipe because not being able to turn off my screen is poo poo

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Learned helplessness smdh

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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If u have a VPN just :filez: whatever you want, buncha boomers itt

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Mola Yam posted:

i got some argentinian youtube premium subscription through a vpn for like $20/year, it seemed worth it to me since i know realistically i'm never going to successfully gently caress around with piholes and poo poo.

also i get youtube music which everyone seems to hate but seems totally fine to me? it just recommends me a lot of south american pop hits since it thinks i'm argentinian.

Maybe YouTube knows you better than you do, human.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Philosophy turns you into a trot, sadly

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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indigi posted:

what the gently caress does any of this mean dork lol

goondolences on being a boomer

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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Professor Shark posted:

Are you guys taking stupid pills or is this a gag?

you know we distribute all drugs equally, where's the rest of your pills

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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

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BonHair posted:

Liberal arts definitely means the same as politically liberal. It's not a distinct thing in any way, and no queer theory or whatever exists within liberal arts.

70-80% of mainstream academic queer theory is based in liberalism, i'm sorry to tell you

there's a reason they don't tell you Combahee were socialists

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