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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
To all the goons who are Russian bots and are trying to destroy are democracy: knock it off

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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

I'm serious. Don't make me come down to Moscow and go all Billy Jack on your rear end.

FYI: The YMCA where I grew up taught Hapkido.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Maybe they can get Charlie Sheen as a recurring character before he dies within the next year.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Taintrunner posted:




I just watched the first episode, it starts with a fake infowars Sasha trying to get bernie and bernie has none of his poo poo. bernie sanders is pure of heart

This man has impressive manspread.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Lessail posted:

it is the meme come to life

Manspread so serious it make Van Damme blush.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Mnoba posted:

it's her turn

Who looks at Trump and assumes he does the cardio for soccer?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Over Easy posted:

Dune is loving choice.

I am the butlerian jihad

I wonder what would is worse: The Jihad part of it, or the fact that someone is getting buttled.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Perhaps Bezos could convert old private prisons into productive Amazon warehouses. You don't even need to shut the prisons down or pay the workers!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK! :smug:

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Jazerus posted:



president black sanders :getin:

Women vote TRUMP

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Jose posted:

lol it owns that the democrats decided to rip off labours slogan but then made it the totally meaningless "for the people"

Whick aligns with the GoPs "we the people"

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

FactsAreUseless posted:

You also sound mad. You sound like you're crying IRL right now, and probably you're pooping your diaper, as well.

I'm not mad - how do I sound on your end?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Al! posted:

i can't hear anything

This makes me angry. Lowtax has stolen my voice.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

FactsAreUseless posted:

I can't tell because of how loud that other guy is crying and pooping.

Well then why don't you get a GoPro and a cup and let us settle this like Goons

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

HEY KOOL AID!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Looks sort of like he's giving a sloppy sideways BJ to a very gifted KYW1000 guy.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Feldegast42 posted:

Send out the conscription letters to raise an army of 12 thousand shitposters, I say

This but instead of "shitposters", use "interns". "Interns" don't cost a thing and we'll save enough money to skip Ohio!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Karl Barks posted:

what is Shane's Law

It's what was enacted in "Chads World" and gave us Sean William Scott

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

really queer Christmas posted:

I don’t care if it’s true or not, the thought of some aide telling hillary that they needed to spend money to win over the gay and dying something awful forums makes me lol hard.

"we received the go ahead from Huma to find this dark op - initiate Codename DARE"

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Grondoth posted:

Venom Snake how will you handle it if there actually IS a n-word tape

"I WILL BRING GI JOE TO ITS KNEES!!"
- Benom Snake

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Calibanibal posted:

IMHO: ghouls are worse than goblins

Disagree. Goblins are dicks.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

ThndrShk2k posted:

If we just start giving people food that would mean those orphans starved for no reason

hosed up if true

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
MR TRUMP: CONSOLIDATE ARE DATA CENTERS NOW

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Critical data center consolidation, but also free markets.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
God Bless you Satan!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Political cartoons have come a long way...

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Shinjobi posted:

There will be a bump. Just not the one she's expecting to see.


More fuel for the GOP fire, probably. I dunno. I don't care. I am adrift, listless on a sea of succ

First Mickey Rourke starts to transition now TayTay comes out? 2018 is a hell of a year.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Math is hard :(

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Our system of government is a Greco Roman esque Thunderdome where legislation is enacted by superhuman feats of martial prowess.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Give me a majority vote in the house, and I'll promise I will look into doing Donald Drumpf's taxes.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Any decent fascist ruler will have a dedicated quote sourcer. Their name can be "Ibid".

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

I mean granted I'm biased because I enlisted when I was 18 (and ended up getting discharged during basic because I had what I now recognize to be a nervous breakdown) and yet here I am an ancom ten years later who would like other dumb teenagers to not have to make that choice

Almost exactly ten years, too, it was right around this time that I signed my enlistment contract

You're a washout. Vets are Soldiers who make it through training and serve their tour of Duty.

In LF, you would be the poster who ate a six hour probation for not capitalizing Troops.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Can we not talk about politics for once? Lets change the subject - I think America is ready for Abuela.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Get the gently caress outta here, Lizzy. And take your drat Warren Commission with you.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

She's running.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

the bitcoin of weed posted:

https://twitter.com/TimeLordJeff/status/1054878836473716736

taking a break from mommy porn to type "learn basic civics" 100 times on the timeline
Basic Civics is not too much to ask.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
THINE!

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
"Sooome day my 'P., Reince' will come... Sooome day my 'P., Reince' will come...."

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
I would enjoy a reboot of Quantum Leap featuring Hilary Clinton.

The premise: on a sweltering 9/11 in the year of our Lord 2016, Secret Service agents accidentally throw Presidential Candidate Hilary Rodham Clinton into a worm hole where she finds herself in the body of a person in history. She jumps from body to body across American History, correcting the record along the way...

... but can she make it back in time to win the election?

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Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Azathoth posted:

i'm getting grant morrison vibes from it, like she's gonna be followed out of the portal by her trusty squad of thugs who are somehow the physical personification if neoliberalism but also dressed up like sherpas for some reason

I believe this was called "and liberality for all"

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