Auspol August: Prime Minister Sharks

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Who should be the Mod? This poll is closed.
Anidav	14	0.14%
Dr Spaceman	2	0.02%
JBP	12	0.12%
bell jar	1	0.01%
GoldStandardConure	7	0.07%
Joseph Stalin	10016	99.64%
Total:	10052 votes

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I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Don�t waste your vote on the greens.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 03:56

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 07:13

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Should have put those plastic bags on their heads and taken a few deep breaths.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 07:11

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Apparently the solution to the drought is to withdraw all foreign aid and spend it on the farmers.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 12:32

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Prime Minister Matthias Cormann was some genuine galaxy brain poo poo.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 13:00

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 14:04

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/orgelhaus/status/1024604656758972417

# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 15:38

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

�It is alleged that you and [redacted] attended Mr Jason Clare�s office at Parliament. Mr Clare was sitting on the floor playing with his son. [Redacted] alleged that he was sitting opposite you and that on three occasions you spread your legs, revealing that you were not wearing any underwear. [Redacted] felt that your conduct was deliberate, proactive and targeted towards Mr Clare.�

:trumppop:

# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 02:39

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Consider yourself owned libs.

quote:

Your choice is now clear. Woolworths charges you for bags to take home what you've kindly bought from them. Coles does not.

Like Judith Sloan, I'd now shop at Coles not just for the convenience, but as a protest against mindless green gestures.

This is your chance to make your voice heard.

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/blogs/andrew-bolt/shop-at-coles-punish-the-green-bullies/news-story/7fef655e6bc1aa17790a8b6b834fcafe

# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 04:48

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Hadley: �I don�t want you to be sacked as immigration minister but I hope one day you can come on the program and say what you really think, that you�re not hamstrung by your cabinet commitments.

Dutton: �I say, I say��

Hadley: �I know you do on some things but when it comes to challenging the Prime Minister you have to watch your Ps and Qs because you might end up the minister for nothing.�

Dutton: �Well mate, I�m not worried about that, that�s the last thing I�m concerned about. I speak my mind and say what I think.�

Hadley: �Alright well speak your mind, do you think that tax cuts for big income is the most important issue confronting Australia leading into the next federal election, yes or no?�

Dutton: �Two points. One is, energy is the most important issue at the moment��

Hadley: �So the answer would be no, it�s not the biggest issue.�

Dutton: �The second point is that, as you know, for any business big or small, tax cuts are important. There�s no question about that. The question is whether you take it to the next election if you can�t get it through the Senate. �

Hadley: �Let me answer for you. The answer Peter Dutton is no we don�t.�

Dutton: �If you start providing the answers I�m going to start asking the questions.�

# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 08:02

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Strangest idea for an anime you got:

quote:

Maverick Nationals MP George Christensen has been sent on a mining industry-funded mission to Japan to ask its government to build new coal-fired power stations in Australia.

http://www.theguardian.com.au/story/5557074/nationals-turning-japanese-on-coal-power/

# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 08:08

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Recoome posted:

Guess we aren�t talking about Andrew �too many Jews in Caufield� Bolt?

Holy Penis what a scoop

# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 01:02

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Brown Paper Bag posted:

The Emma Husar story from yesterday is no longer on Buzzfeed, unless I�m blind?

https://www.buzzfeed.com/aliceworkman/labor-mp-emma-husar-accused-of-sexual-harassment-and?utm_term=.cwNbAqA03#.leYp2q2jr

You just can't see it because you were sitting next to her.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 02:26

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Doctor Spaceman posted:

Kinda surprised to see that in there, given he is usually accusing other people of being anti-Semitic.

He had a meltdown on his blog about it:

quote:

On Meade then goes, quoting a Labor MP who disgracefully suggests I am whipping up anti-Semitism - a foul and ignorant smear, given almost every literate Jew in Victoria would know that no mainstream journalist has defended their community more strongly, and few have done as many fundraisers:

The president of the Jewish Community Council of Victoria, Jennifer Huppert, said articles such as Bolt�s do nothing for the cohesion of Australian society.

�There is a rise in ultra-rightwing activity in Victoria and this type of activity can fuel antisemitic, anti-Islamic and general racist debate and language in our community.�

I expect an apology from Huppert for this cheap smear. Not a word in my article disparaged Jews.

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/blogs/andrew-bolt/describing-the-lefts-dream-is-not-racist/news-story/5671e39966a71ef1c07af5bd3d2159f6

# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 03:57

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Andrew Bolt had a meltdown about Finding Nemo back in the day:

https://www.danielbowen.com/images/2004/0607-nemo.txt

# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 04:16

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Why is Blow super racist but also likes black chicks?

# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 05:27

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Plant a tree on Andrew Bolt's nature strip so he can fall out of one again.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 06:07

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Fake news from Crikey's Bernard Keane, now trying to reinvent me as an anti-Semite:

To see Jews being singled out and criticised for forming 'colonies' and failing to integrate, [by Andrew Bolt] in a mainstream media outlet, makes the blood run cold.

I neither said nor believe Jews do not integrate. Keane just made that up.

Keane made this up as well:

Bolt warns of Jewish people who "keep their culture".

A complete fabrication.

Keane made this up, too - his claim that my factual description of a wide-spread reality was actually a calculated attempt to "stir up hate":

it's impossible to think of a word more intended to inflame prejudice and stir up hate

Another Keane invention is that I "criticised" the fact - for it is a fact - that 41 per cent of people in Caulfield North are Jews. I merely noted it as an instance of people naturally tending to live near others like them.

Keane really is desperate here. If he really wants to criticise someone else's journalism, he should improve his own.

To paint me as a critics of Jews is not just a smear but utterly laughable, given my record of defending Jews and Israel, and raising money for Jewish charities.

Deal with my arguments, Bernard, instead of inventing monsters.

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/blogs/andrew-bolt/bernard-keane-makes-up-stuff/news-story/716db5fe39d8ded6493ffab2e982f929

Avshalom apologize bitch

# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 06:30

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

I helped a Jewish lady in Caulfield move a couch once. She gave me 50$ and told me about ComicCon.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 06:51

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

snoremac posted:

doesn't bolt's blog moderate what gets posted?

His wife used to do it lol.

# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 07:05

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Australian Sexist Party

# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 09:37

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

The Peccadillo posted:

Any of the few Canberra people here able to explain why I just saw like a full proffesional fireworks display from my back step south of Black Mountain?

That was surreal

https://www.reddit.com/r/canberra/comments/948hh1/anyone_knows_what_these_fireworks_in_canberra_are/

some Primary school

# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 12:03

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/smurray38/status/1024811873718304768

# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 13:01

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Boomers

https://twitter.com/ginarush/status/1025273562523824128

# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 13:02

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/theheraldsun/status/1025356211217149953

# ¿ Aug 3, 2018 13:32

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Ray Hadley�s son got busted buying coke lol.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2018 05:51

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Daily reminder that George Christensen is in Japan trying to convince them to invest in a coal fired power station in Queensland.

# ¿ Aug 4, 2018 12:55

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Oh god they are arguing about which way Emma Husar's Vagina was directed on insiders.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 03:30

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

https://twitter.com/MarkDiStef/status/1026072311693103109

# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 13:01

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

The saddest part of this story is that Adam Giles has his own show.

# ¿ Aug 5, 2018 14:57

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Anidav posted:

Queensland strong...

https://twitter.com/GhostWhoVotes/status/1026370008727744512

"It's not working, publish more African gang stories"

I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Aug 6, 2018

# ¿ Aug 6, 2018 13:50

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Starshark posted:

It's never going to rain again and they're killing the kangaroos. We're all going to die. I'm checking out early with a shotgun blast. Anyone got a kangaroo costume - size Fat?

Barnaby?

# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 06:03