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Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

SKULL.GIF posted:

3-13-GB 25(8:09) (Shotgun) M.Trubisky pass short right to B.Cunningham pushed ob at GB 2 for 23 yards (M.Evans). Chicago challenged the runner was out of bounds ruling, and the play was REVERSED. (Shotgun) M.Trubisky pass short right to B.Cunningham to GB 2 for 23 yards. FUMBLES, ball out of bounds in End Zone, Touchback.


Chicago Bears
NFL Championships, 1921, 1932, 1933, 1940, 1941, 1943, 1946, 1963, 1985
Currently: 0-0, coached by somebody who did something and QB'ed by the Mitch, who hasn't done anything but who Bears fans love more than Cutler (whose not doing anything these days).

Detroit Lions
NFL Championships: 1935, 1952, 1953, 1957
Currently: 0-0, Coached by a man who may or may not be and QB'd by a cool dude, who all NFL fans like.

Green Bay Packers
NFL Championships: 1929, 1930, 1931, 1936, 1939, 1944, 1961, 1962, 1965, 1966, 1967, 1966, 1967, 1996, 2010
Currently: 0-0, Coached by Mike McCarthy and QB'd by one of the Maiar.

Minnesota Vikings
NFL Championships: 1969 (drat right we're holding on to that one.)
Currently: 0-0, coached by a Odin and QB'd by DID YOU KNOW ADAM THIELEN WAS A WALK ON DENTAL ASSISTANT.

Some related Videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbSHuNz7d1Y
The Bears beat Washington 73-0 in a championship game or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbKKNo6-69o
The most complete copy of the The Ice Bowl out there.

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Good op

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


this thread should be nothing but cutler gifs until the season actually starts

Monkeycheese
Feb 24, 2002

ninja minúsculo
I think you meant to say the lions are coached by a rapist

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

R.D. Mangles posted:

this thread should be nothing but cutler gifs until the season actually starts

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
ban thread gas op

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Golladay, Jones Jr. and Tate are filth.

Matt Stafford is filth.

Darius Slay and Glover Quin are filth.

The jury is out on many other players on the roster.

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/1012089784947183616

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Here is a cursed image.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Excited about this Lions season!!

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp

GobiasIndustries posted:

Excited Trepidatiously optimistic about this Lions season!!

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Regarding the Bears inability to sign their first round draft pick...

Lifetime Ban For Kneelers posted:

July 31, 2018 at 6:50 pm
Stand your ground Bears.
Do not let that kid back you down. He has proved nothing yet in this league. Make him grovel, make him beg to sign. Make him beg to Ms. McCaskey, and then humiliate him

I saw this on PFT comments sections and its too beautiful not to share. It... it has to be parody, right?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I don’t blame Smith for holding out. I’d be apprehensive about playing football for the Chicago Bears, as well.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
Stefon Diggs got paid and, like, everyone on the team was happy for him and celebrating. it was pretty cool.

Probably helps when 13 starters are signed through 2020 at this point.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


R.D. Mangles posted:

this thread should be nothing but cutler gifs until the season actually starts

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Hizawk posted:

Regarding the Bears inability to sign their first round draft pick...


I saw this on PFT comments sections and its too beautiful not to share. It... it has to be parody, right?

Typed with one hand that's for sure

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Styles Bitchley
Nov 13, 2004

FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

R.D. Mangles posted:

this thread should be nothing but cutler gifs until the season actually starts

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


R.D. Mangles posted:

this thread should be nothing but cutler gifs until the season actually starts

https://twitter.com/JPFinlayNBCS/status/1024696688475295744

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/MarcedesLewis89/status/1024740495900196869

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
"Sorry Jacksonville but you never appreciated me."

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
sorry fellas the bears own

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
I took a Bears sabbatical due to John Fox + No Cutty but this year I'm back on the train. I hope Mitch is at least decent and shows some flashes. I think Nagy should be fine and I'm really excited about Helfrich I think he's a stud and should play a big part. Gotta be realistic though. Beat the Packers at least once. Other than that I have no expectations or hopes for the season.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Low Desert Punk posted:

sorry fellas the bears own last place in the NFC North for four years running

fixt

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



The moment I fell in love with Jay Cutler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJtPjkSTZyE

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


This video and Mike Daniel rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZQd0jLIkPY

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n7nS8V7L0o

Mike Daniels definitely one of the best personalities in the nfl

Play fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Aug 2, 2018

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

American McGay posted:

I took a Bears sabbatical due to John Fox + No Cutty but this year I'm back on the train. I hope Mitch is at least decent and shows some flashes. I think Nagy should be fine and I'm really excited about Helfrich I think he's a stud and should play a big part. Gotta be realistic though. Beat the Packers at least once. Other than that I have no expectations or hopes for the season.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Two things, kind of related:

1. https://twitter.com/BobMcGinn/status/1025457062665433088

Rodgers also praised Kumerow after practice. Obviously it's extremely early to conclude anything but I'm glad at least one of our corps of raw receivers seems to be making steps forward.

2. http://www.optimumscouting.com/news/aaron-rodgers-and-how-receivers-set-the-ceiling-fo

This is an interesting breakdown of how different Rodgers's production is between the red zone, where his receivers' speed and ability to beat defenders 1 on 1 isn't as much a factor, and the rest of the field. Taking that writeup in account I'm starting to see more clearly now why the Packers released Nelson -- despite his connection with Rodgers, he was apparently losing a lot of his top-end speed, and keeping him around would have interfered with the development of the younger receivers and prevented them from getting more game time. Still really sad to see him go, though.

Losing Finley was a huge deal for the Packer offense and I have high hopes for Graham (and Philbin's return). Bennett was a malingerer, Jared Cook was injured for most of the season before coming back to be huge in the playoffs. Graham seems to have none of the attitude issues Bennett did, and if he can avoid injury then I'm really excited for this season.

Frankly I'm really excited for this season all around, a combination of Rodgers coming back from injury, finally getting rid of Capers, a very promising draft/free agency, it feels like all the pieces are falling into place. Knock repeatedly on wood.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
I’m super curious to see how the Packers manage the coaching changes. Wasn’t basically everyone except McCarthy ousted?

certainly there is already some familiarity with who was hired, and also Rodgers is Rodgers, but still I feel like the season could start a little slow for them.

fake edit: nvm, just looked at their schedule and they’ll be fine. even if they end up 4-4 at mid season, they’re schedule looks like it’d be 10-6 at worst.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
More mike daniels anime stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GayychwTBbs

Monkeycheese
Feb 24, 2002

ninja minúsculo

OxySnake posted:

The moment I fell in love with Jay Cutler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJtPjkSTZyE

This for me (coincidentally my first live packers game at lambeau)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b9vqsFZEzbs

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


watching some of the urlacher stuff and man did the bears defense loving own a ton.

also, the mike brown consecutive OT pick sixes was the most magical poo poo i've ever seen in football

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
The Lions are still the only team in Detroit worth looking forward to. That still feels very weird to say.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


I for one look forward to the lions going 0-16 again

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

VJeff posted:

The Lions are still the only team in Detroit worth looking forward to. That still feels very weird to say.

Still? I mean the red wings were good for 25 straight years.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

soggybagel posted:

Still? I mean the red wings were good for 25 straight years.

The Red Wings have been garbage for about three years now and were mediocre and hanging onto a playoff spot by a thread for about five years before that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrEv1XzG0_k

This goes over it pretty well.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
Yeah but I just was pointing out how you said "STILL." From 1983-84 to Today they missed the playoffs 4 times, went 4-2 in stanley cup finals, and sent numerous players to the Hall of Fame. It was a good run.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
"Still" as in "The Red Wings and Tigers are both still really bad, as they've been for the last couple years now and the Lions are still at least contenders in their own division, as they've been for the last couple years now."

I am aware that the Red Wings were good for a really long time. I watched the games.

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