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After my summer at the PDs office I feel pretty optimistic about my decision to obtain a free ride legal education. I don't know wtf all these idiots 100k+ in debt are thinking.
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Policy of lickin' boots
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ActusRhesus posted:Canada has its own special breed of hillbilly. Go far enough north and you can observe the mullet in its natural habitat. Stop erasing southern mullets
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Aug 13, 2018 19:25
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Ahhh the start of 2L year, when a young man's fancy turns to desperate alcohol consumption
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Aug 28, 2018 15:28
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Do my client's murders count towards my killstreak if they still end up in prison?
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Sep 10, 2018 16:50
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Phil Moscowitz posted:I think this is the reason I hear so many lawyers, when introducing one of their colleagues, use the phrase "law partner," as in "This is Butters Cocksleeve, my law partner." One of the interns I worked with this summer claimed the Dom/Sub BDSM contracts she and her friends sign off are essentially air tight and completely enforceable so I'm not sure what the distinction of law partner really offers
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Sep 11, 2018 01:28
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Late to a session? That's a paddlin' Missing your catsuit? That's a paddlin' Refuse to clean your dom's boots with your tongue? Best believe that's a paddlin'
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Sep 11, 2018 18:51
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Bushido Brown posted:Hello law goons, it's been a long time. Offer to sign an additional Sub contract if they offer you the position
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Sep 11, 2018 23:54
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Look up your interviewers family on social media and ask how they're doing. Say you met them years ago at a party or some poo poo
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Sep 13, 2018 02:18
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A classmate of mine just got diagnosed with a very serious and potentially terminal disease. Y'all ever see any particularly effective fundraising efforts within the legal community? It seems like there are a lot of obvious directions (attempt to get the university, broader legal community, etc) involved but I was wondering if any of you had seen anything particularly clever?
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Sep 18, 2018 16:32
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Didn't the Paula Jones thing come to light well after 1993?
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Sep 21, 2018 18:24
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Toona the Cat posted:Let's be honest, this entire thread knew what I was thinking. Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything.
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Sep 26, 2018 00:29
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lol brett is a soyboy beta-cuck who cried in front of the whole world because people called him names
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Sep 28, 2018 00:22
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Hell yeah I got a crazy client in my criminal defense clinic who wants to put the system on trial!!!
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Oct 2, 2018 00:43
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You gonna fight her or are you just gonna bitch out?
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Oct 2, 2018 07:03
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Meatbag Esq. posted:This thread is full of stories of complaints against public defenders who couldn't keep their clients out of prison, you think a crazy guy won't file one against a guy who got him incarcerated? This guy isn't stuck in a cell with nothing better to do than agonize about how his lawyer didn't emphasize strongly enough that his coat was burgundy and not red
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Oct 3, 2018 19:44
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Mr. Nice! posted:Assistant PD with 20+ years experience in florida is $72k. Florida has a search engine where you can punch in any state employee’s name and see what they’re paid, so I looked up a guy I know. Starting salary in Colorado is 65K with guaranteed annual increases and scheduled promotions. Depending on where you practice after COLA increases 100k+ is pretty easy to break (Or so I hear) Plus I loving shred sick pow every winter which is gnarlicious
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Oct 7, 2018 09:13
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SlyFrog posted:It will come. It keeps seeping further and further toward the middle. The Denvers, Chattanooga, etc. Good get the them the gently caress out of the cities
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Oct 8, 2018 16:48
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gvibes posted:I apparently will shortly have enough kids that I have started to get questions about whether I am a member of a weird religious sect. Wait you're a Jewish lawyer?!?
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Oct 9, 2018 16:50
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GamingHyena posted:We've got a newborn and I honestly have no idea how people manage to have more than one child without going crazy from the sleep deprivation alone. It doesn't help that our kid was colicky and can only be soothed by expensive formulas and long car rides. Those people have severe and ongoing traumas that they pass back to their children through their adolescent and teenage years before being resented for the remainder of their life in this beautiful process of familial bondong.
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Oct 9, 2018 17:34
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The great state of Louisiana don't need no outside agitators coming in, trying to unsettle things.
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Oct 15, 2018 05:08
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American Nazis certainly are clique twerps.
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Oct 18, 2018 00:12
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mastershakeman posted:Illinois is making attorneys who don't have malpractice insurance through a firm (i.e. everyone who does doc review) do 4 hours of 'self assessment' about all that stuff. Normally CLEs are like an hour video or whatever. This is flash only and requires you to click next slide about every 15-30 seconds and otherwise stops. Dusted...
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Oct 19, 2018 05:39
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disjoe posted:See here in America we don’t have that problem because we just let the O&G corporations break peoples’ legs Rip Huey Long  Edit: autocorrect changing Huey to hurt because they hate ducks and black cartoon character and the kingfish
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Oct 19, 2018 19:39
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I liked all the squeaky animals they included to sell lead tainted toys
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Oct 23, 2018 00:25
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Netflix has John Travolta's entire library if you want to watch one man's career development into plastic surgery addiction and Scientology. If that's not interesting to you maybe the problem lies within
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Oct 23, 2018 17:08
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Star wars is bad, star trek on the other hand..
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Oct 24, 2018 07:21
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At Equal justice works staying in an attorney's baller mansion wondering why everyone on here is always so taciturn about the legal field
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Oct 26, 2018 15:52
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Mr. Nice! posted:A friend of mine worked in the career office of my school 10 years ago and is helping me touch up my resume a bit. We were talking on the phone this morning about starting state wages, and they’ve dropped about $10k/year from what they were then, and there’s nothing but downward pressure on those already depressed wages. That is not the situation in Colorado. I can't speak for the rest of the nation but competition doesn't seem as severe in the rocky mountain west. Edit: Star wars loving sucks and people that freak out about it are always weird as poo poo
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Oct 26, 2018 21:24
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Toona the Cat posted:In true Jewish fashion, I was talking to another guy from my temple about what happened and how the rabbi emeritus gave an interview and said that thankfully, services often have a late arriving crowd. He turned to me and deadpanned “Jewish time, now saving lives.” was chosen people's time too obvious or...?
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Oct 29, 2018 18:47
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Uhh the Earl of Sandwich simply wanted something he could eat while playing without getting his hands dirty
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Oct 30, 2018 02:31
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Your honor Id like to pass on this appliance conversation
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Nov 1, 2018 02:34
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I drink energy drinks and dip skoal because I don't know anyone who sells adderall
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Nov 1, 2018 05:47
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Cash bail is loving stupid and so are jails!!!
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Nov 3, 2018 00:26
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Is there any academic value to the federalist society or are they just early advertising by the heritage foundation? I'll listen to the answer off air!
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Nov 4, 2018 18:05
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Yeah coach toss toona a bone so you don't have to suffer
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Nov 7, 2018 05:37
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Sessions fired, his Chief of Staff has been appointed, and presumably he will take direct supervision of the Mueller investigation?!?!? Seems like lawyers are all part of the problem
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Nov 7, 2018 21:20
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A professor of mine just became AG of my state. Do I sleep with him (Y)/(N)?
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Nov 8, 2018 01:25
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Jeff Sessions got fired and this thread goes to poo poo. His stewardship was all that was keeping our society together
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I dress like Don 'Magic' Juan because I know Green's for the money and Gold's for the honey
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