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Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
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But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
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I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

I vote for getting in bed with Utena because A: I want to see the logic behind this play out, and B: If we sleep alone there's a 70% chance Akio will just spontaneously appear in the protag's room. Shirtless. I don't think her heart is ready for something like that...

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Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service


"Why do I have this feeling of impending doom?"

Song barely got any sleep that night, and she did not understand why.

Also:

Utena
Juri


Because I think it's already been established that our MC has a thing for both of them. :v:

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Dallbun posted:

Ah, I remember the day I met my future wife, when she ominously told me that I would disappear once she defeated someone in a ritualistic duel. Good memories.

I've heard of weirder "boy girl meets girl" stories in anime. :shrug:

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Juri is literally the most competent person we could ask for in a situation like this (come on, fair's fair!). Also she's our bae, but that's mostly another matter entirely. Mostly.

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