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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://i.imgur.com/1uWXUV8.mp4

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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bike tory posted:

https://i.imgur.com/KI7n29a.mp4
it's several years old now but resurfaced recently, not sure why

i'm glad it resurfaced because it produced this in the schad thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abe1W1gGXy0

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Boba Pearl posted:

Did you try googling any of the words you saw?

I did and I liked what I found.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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It’s also a 17 year old who is the pusher and she rules.

quote:

Morinico said she was protecting her "children." She added that she lives in the mountains, where bear sightings are common.

She said she ran outside after hearing her dogs barking and at first thought the bear was a "funny-looking dog." When she noticed it was a bear, she sprinted toward the animals.

"I go up to the bear, I look it in the eyes and the first thing I think to do is push it," the woman said in the video.

Morinico herself urged people to not follow her lead.

“Do not push bears,” Hailey told KTLA 5.

“Do not push bears” says local woman who pushed bear.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Everyone talks about us becoming fatties in chairs with weak legs like in WALL-E but the real next step in evolution is seeing everything in slow motion because it looks cool and we have no more natural predators.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


are we posting hosed up little wriggly guys

https://i.imgur.com/vcSPjs0.mp4

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Guyver posted:

Hippos aren't actually that fat because they live in warm water they don't need a thick layer. They only look all rounded because they have 2" thick skin. Hippos are literally a giant ball of muscle and anger wrapped in armor.

https://i.imgur.com/okEoSvE.mp4

gently caress off guys, you're not gonna eat me

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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freeedr posted:

This is an absolutely unhinged way to use a writing implement




so hosed up that it doesn’t even make the progression chart



it must be either for babies or for animals

edit: oh, maybe it’s 4 finger? ok just a toddler

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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This is the superior Technotronic song, but I do concede that the video is not as feverishly 90s as the Pump Up the Jam one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NbpHP0dDA0

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Steve Holt! posted:

I mean you could probably just hook the same machine up to something like white noise or static on the TV and it would act exactly the same way. Calling the plant the "brain" is a bit of a stretch. The software that is there to convert the random noise to movements is the actual brain.

Agreed, it should at least be hooked up to a crab.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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PainterofCrap posted:

I hope she's a gymnast or dancer or someone who has trained & practiced to do that

her instructor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki8yGFTieGU

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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credburn posted:

I don't understand why 70% of all Twitter videos I see only play for five seconds and then go into a buffering loop endlessly. This happens on all my browsers on two different computers but my friends say they don't have this issue. This isn't the place to ask for why this is happening -- the Twitter videos are not so important that they really interfere with my day by not seeing them -- but it's bizarre and frustrating every time it happens. Because I sit here like a jerk starting at a spinning circle because my 56k upbringing conditioned this behavior in me.

There's a bunch of posts about it in the tech support thread in QCS, it's the twittter servers doing something where they serve you the first 5 seconds preloaded if you're offsite but it's been sucking poo poo recently so basically every embed does it right now.

You can either click past the 5 second mark (except I've now learned that so many gifs have the moment of action exactly at 5 secs) or click through to twitter, no other solution right now. Sometimes it actually loads after the buffering, but rarely.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I only see a climber attacking a bear in that video, zero evidence that the bear wanted anything other than a lil' cuddle.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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LowOnCyan posted:

Reminds me that weight class is a thing and a pretty huge advantage up to a certain point.

Enho says lol, lmao

https://i.imgur.com/LGfDiiY.mp4

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I've seen this so I think I've basically seen Evangelion

https://i.imgur.com/X9bWMiT.mp4

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Upsidads posted:

I love watching dogs kill peanut butter



sorry, no gif available

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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ikanreed posted:

That is how all of the books in that series start

science is stored in the balls

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://i.imgur.com/TzHJPhv.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/NLn2ccl.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/iMr2iiz.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/L07f8ol.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/elpZDd9.mp4

:australia:
https://i.imgur.com/86swmkH.mp4

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I googled Steady Freddy because I thought it was some sort of medical social media thing maybe? But no it's company that sells spray bottles of lidocaine for your dick so you don't cum too fast.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I would simply befriend the bear with snacks and love.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Non Compos Mentis posted:

If the grocery store is playing Free Fallin' I will walk around singing Free Ballin'

this is illegal if you are not actually freeballin' at the time

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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I love to stick my hand out of the car window and do the tonguefish

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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If you can lift 500 pounds you're basically just advertising to the world that you can't get your forklift certification.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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https://i.imgur.com/tLuVqAN.mp4

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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it's really fun to say "does god have a plan for me?" in a despairing voice where plan rhymes with flan, try it. you feel like you're roleplaying some peasant during the black death.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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freeedr posted:

English is fine. I would never vermouth a beautiful tool of information sharing like a language. We are all just grunting apes anyway. All the languages are fine and good.


Except French. French is so loving ugly.

I had a German linguistic anthropology professor once who would rant for hours if you got her started on people who call German ugly and guttural while calling French beautiful and musical. She always had endless counterexamples of pretty, lilting German and the harshest French gutterspeak imaginable.

She also made me notice how much is culturally ingrained in the way people do stereotypical accents, always yelling and spitting like Hitler for German but doing some sexy Pepe Le Pew for French. Switch your over-the-top characters and, surprise, the language sounds different.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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this is why none of you work for Dahir Insaat, you don't dream to imagine

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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freeedr posted:

That’s fine but what does it have to do with dream chat

they're a prancing capybara in their waking life but only in dreams do they become a human with a somethingawful account that allows them to post here

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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If I worked at a Krispy Kreme I would not be able to resist the urge to send all sorts of other foods through the glaze enrobing (read: jizz waterfall) conveyor.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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BasicLich posted:

na i agree, they're crap. really airy and coated in that sugary cum

the market research all says that americans demand the cum

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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god drat that was tough to find even though I know I've posted it before. it's so good though.

https://x.com/jackdwagner/status/1208176497598423040

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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PainterofCrap posted:

Are the workers that got sucked up mostly dead? :ohdear:

They use a "bee vac", it has gentle suction and deposits them into a big box or bucket.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chMaYgUgU0Y

He also talks about the procedure in the gif above, it's called a 'cut-out' and is rather labor intensive but the most thorough way to safely remove/relocate a hive that has set up in a structure.

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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This is really loving rad but why does she have to crawl on the back of the couch like a cat first?

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

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Mimes with attitude are the only good mimes

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