- crazy cloud
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by Cyrano4747
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Lipstick Apathy
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please include every one of my posts from every one of the trump threads in the book of me thanks in advance
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- crazy cloud
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by Cyrano4747
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who's the shadow president of cspam then?
still me
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Sep 8, 2018 19:06
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- crazy cloud
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by Cyrano4747
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i have an actual good cspam AG who protects me from all legal or moderator trouble, like eric holder, not like that southern marble mouth binch jefferson
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Sep 8, 2018 19:06
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- crazy cloud
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by Cyrano4747
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I think Joe had the best line about his defeat, it went something like "hm I treated the entire election with contempt, made no effort to win, openly sneered at the electorate, and then lost. I blame Russia."
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Sep 8, 2018 21:17
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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Sep 10, 2018 16:20
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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Sep 12, 2018 02:46
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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I have begun work on the alchemical section
I will try to use more of the imagery posted. If you have some esoteric semi mystical text, that would be handy.
Anything like this especially:
all my posts from 2016 on
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Sep 12, 2018 02:55
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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boosted should just be a footnote for the section on the crazy cloud administration. locked him up - promises made, promises kept
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Sep 12, 2018 17:41
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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Lipstick Apathy
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Mike Pence powerbottoms horses
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Sep 14, 2018 00:05
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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Lipstick Apathy
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man i wanted to emptyquote u praising the art being posted and then u added a meme that i started in february 2017. one of my early trump administration memes and one of my career highlights. I still post that one sometimes when i snipe a page because it's such a part of me. thanks for the good memories about the time when
donald trump in his first month in office literally did a reverse Benghazi, killing a us navy seal, an insanely expensive american shootyplane, and an 8-year old american girl who loved minnie mouse, and whose favorite flavor of skittles was the same as yours
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Oct 3, 2018 03:46
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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Lipstick Apathy
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hail the goblin. the tax return goblin: it's good
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Oct 3, 2018 03:48
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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the goblin is already canon
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Oct 3, 2018 04:00
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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This is incredible, I'm buying a copy the second it's released.
If you're still thinking of ideas, there's a nice intersection with the medieval astrology or tarot card format and how goons, Nate Silver, and poll aggregators all tried to predict the future with any available method.
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Nov 2, 2018 15:38
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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it still needs more of my posts, all the good ones (all of them are good)
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Nov 2, 2018 15:39
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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Lipstick Apathy
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there is no diff'rence
between good and bad, you fool,
you absolute cuck
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Nov 7, 2018 09:45
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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Will do the text later:
"You know, the windmills, boom, boom, boom, bing, that’s the end of that one. If the birds don’t kill it first. The birds could kill it first. They kill so many birds. You look underneath some of those windmills, it’s like a killing field, the birds. But you know, that’s what they were going to, they were going to windmills. And you know, don’t worry about when the wind doesn’t blow, I said, what happens when the wind doesn’t blow? Well, then we have a problem. They were putting them in areas where they didn’t have much wind, too. And it’s a subs. You need subsidy for windmills. You need subsidy. Who wants to have energy where you need subsidy? So, uh, the coal is doing great.”
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Nov 11, 2018 06:38
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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Lipstick Apathy
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You are loving awesome, that looks goddamn amazing.
I like the scroll idea.
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Nov 13, 2018 06:37
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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Nov 21, 2018 02:40
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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holy poo poo
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Nov 28, 2018 08:39
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- crazy cloud
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by Cyrano4747
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congrats on ur mystical experience op
lol that this happened exactly when I posted this
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Dec 28, 2018 04:05
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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we got at least 6 more years of trump! so what’s the rush?
just get it done by wednesday at the latest
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Jan 5, 2019 18:51
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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4 + 5 = 9 = 32
3 = trinity, triptych, triad
2 = yin & yang
3 - 2 = 1 *~*& the piss tape is real
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Feb 2, 2019 07:50
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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might have to revise my baloogan stance if that mead's any good
the baloogan stance is just like the tory staance except youre making GBS threads urself and saying a racial slur
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Feb 13, 2019 15:21
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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That is the Tory stance tho???
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Feb 13, 2019 15:39
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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yeah but if he was a Tory he would be called Baloougan
Lord Sewer
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Feb 13, 2019 15:43
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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Intentional or no, this entire project is some goddamned excellent performance art and the dead letter postie is the best possible postscript
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Feb 15, 2019 23:28
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- crazy cloud
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by Cyrano4747
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Feb 15, 2019 23:30
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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500 foot tall monstrosity beyond words: y̧ou p͜lante̵d ͜yo̶u͘r̕ ̶seèds t͡o̵o͢ deep ̷a̶n҉d thęy ̕go̶t͘ bur̵i͞e͝d, ͘t͘ha̧t'̴s̷ why͏ ́th̛ey did͘n̷'̷t c͢o̵m͝e̡ ͞up
̢it̷'̶s ̀a͞ ̸c͞o͢m̛m͘on ́mis̵t҉ak̛e wit̷h ̶so͝m͏ę s̢e͡eds͜ l̨ik̛e ̸c͢a̡r̛ro̵t̛s,͝ ͏yơu͝'͡ll ̢g̶e̶t̡ ̡i͜t͜ n͜e̸xţ t҉i̵m̴e p̧al
me with blood pouring out of my eyes as I tear my skin off: "ah gotcha"
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Feb 22, 2019 18:48
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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really trmjklping the trmupvelope here
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Mar 2, 2019 00:38
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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looks great op n1
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Mar 13, 2019 04:32
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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everyone who wants a copy of the book of c-spam should instead build a component of a printing press and send it to twoday
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Apr 16, 2019 04:24
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- crazy cloud
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by Cyrano4747
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Apr 16, 2019 04:24
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- crazy cloud
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by Cyrano4747
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also lmao that this joke post is now an actual thing that happened
cspam has always been a nexus of powerful chaos magick
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Apr 23, 2019 08:06
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- crazy cloud
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by Cyrano4747
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if u need some cspam word art here are selected highlights from my first encounter with mdma last week:
the story about brezhnev or whoever the fuCUK coming to a grocery store and being bewildered by the 1000 different kinds of loving toothpaste but it's the app store and it's 1000 places to look at vines of puppies farting into the mouths of like the host of blues clues or some poo poo
twoday HORSEGAZEBO this post up later for the book of cspam - it's [book of equanimity koan 1 but manjusri's comment is just a deafening TRUMO;LLP;]
donald j trump is the 45th president of the united states, and christ consciousness pervades all things without exception since beginingless time
i feel so good right now and in the trump thread i am home. idiocracy is a documentary and the piss tape is real and the neo nazi reactionary movement now is the crest of the wave that began in resistence to the 60s and 70s racial justice and womens liberation movement. i am slamming my head into a car door of love and blasting vibrant emerald green heart chakra capital under management excrement in every direction throughout space and time, which does not exist. it is wednesday. good morning.
my posting is now "back to normal" and u can rest assured that i am a responsible adult orb of sentient argon gas, "posting responsibly"
brogurt activia diarrhea boot blast
ok i reread this and maybe am still high
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May 1, 2019 01:03
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- crazy cloud
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by Cyrano4747
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holy poo poo
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- crazy cloud
- Nov 7, 2012
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by Cyrano4747
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Here are some interesting details about the history of printing. Please note that I do not say this out of nationalistic fervor, which I do not have, but because I want to explain what this object is and how it ended up in my possession.
The printing press was invented in 1439 by Johannes Gutenburg, in Germany, and it was quickly used to print a version of the bible not in Latin, but in German, which was pretty revolutionary at the time. In 1519, Martin Luther started the protestant reformation, and the protestants made great use of the printing press to create pamphlets that were circulated throughout Europe. This led to the Protestant Reformation and several wars, which, according to Voltaire, were responsible for the deaths of more than 9 million people (keep in mind that the population of Europe was much smaller back then).
In most countries, the printing press was rightly feared as a powerfully destructive weapon capable of quickly spreading radical and dangerous ideas and turning society on its head, so strict controls were placed on its use. That is, in most countries strict controls were placed on its use, and in most European countries, strict systems of censorship were enacted. Owning a printing press was forbidden in most parts of Europe in the 17th century, and the ones that did exist were massive and complex affairs that involved teams of people to operate, and what they were printing was closely monitored by religious and/or political authorities.
One exception to this rule was the Dutch Republic. The Dutch, being protestant, were great fans of the printing press, because the Protestant Reformation shaped their culture and ultimately played a great role in them gaining their independence from Catholic Spain. Quite unique for the time, rather than establishing their own monarchy, they set up a republican system of government. In practice it was pretty much a capitalist oligarchy, and one could argue that form of government emerged to be the predominant model of governance in the west in the post-medieval era, and still is today. Being protestant and republican, the system of government in the Dutch Republic was remarkably different from most of Europe, which manifested itself in many ways. One of these was a relative freedom of the press. Having no monarch to insult reduced a lot of the pressure for censorship. Many European writers and philosophers, including the above-mentioned Voltaire, fled to the Netherlands in the 17th century because it was one of the only places in western society were they were allowed to publish their ideas without being persecuted by authorities.
Freedom of the press enabled a massive exchange of ideas in the 17th century Dutch Republic, and quickly enabled massive developments in various fields of science, philosophy, theology, etc. These developments, coupled with a powerhouse economy fueled by advanced knowledge of seafaring and systematic colonial exploitation, led to the Dutch Republic becoming a global superpower. Printing played an essential role in the developments of all these fields, and the number of Dutch printers at this time was tremendous in comparison to other countries. Because the printing industry was uncensored and unregulated, uniquely smaller types of printing presses were developed. Whereas in other countries being a printer meant being involved in a complex hierarchy of authorities and censors, in the Dutch Republic printing was often something that people would do as a side gig in their free time, making small runs of pamphlets that were distributed within specific communities. Of course there were large-scale printing presses that involved entire teams of people, that mass-produced books and newspapers. But there also emerged a cottage industry based around tiny printing presses which could be operated by a single person, and this was the result of decades of social change which allowed this to be possible.
In 1672 the Dutch Republic was simultaneously invaded by England, France, and some parts of Germany. At the same time there was a civil war in the country between monarchists and republicans. As a result the leader of the Republic was hanged, skinned, and cannibalized by a rioting monarchist mob. The Golden Age was over, the economy was destroyed, and the country wouldn't recover for centuries. Although cities like Amsterdam remained cultural centers for some time, it was never again on the scale of the earlier years of the Golden Age.
I don't know how old this printing press is, but I got it from a Dutch family in a large city who inherited it and had it lying around for so many decades (or even centuries) that nobody knows any longer where it came from, how old it is, or how to use it. It was just decorating a bookshelf somewhere. Even though the base is made of extremely dense hard wood (probably sourced from Indonesia or Suriname), and has been eaten through by worms over the centuries, it is still a functioning printing press. I have no idea how old it is. After evaluating it, I could easy believe it is from the 17th century, when this industry of small-scale printing was blooming. After the destruction of the economy in 1672, there weren't many people who would have had the economic freedom to print things in their spare time, and printing was largely taken over by professional large-scale printers. If it is from the golden age, it would be about 350 years old, at least.
In any case, it is now in my possession, and I intend to use it to print parts of the book of c-spam, to make pamphlets, and held spread the radical and new ideas and modes of thought which have come out of this humble sub-forum. This machine was built specifically for the purpose of some solitary weirdo to operate it and thereby spread weird new ideas, and thus (hopefully) better society.
On the title page, underneath "Plinkey, Hot Karl Marx, HugeGrossBurrito & Co., printers” I will print the words "Printed in Amsterdam." That's where I am, this is what I am doing, and now you know what ancient tradition this work will be a part of. And I also hope that after reading this you have a greater appreciation of the meaning of the words "Freedom of the Press."
( they don't teach you in school, but a lot of the republican ideas of the founding fathers were based on the Dutch Republic, which still existed at that time and played a major role in funding the American Revolution, and even the Declaration of Independence was not only printed on Dutch paper but also modeled after the Dutch declaration of independence from Spain *sniff* and so on)
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