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twoday do you have a last will and testament or something to ensure that this artwork survives should you succumb to the corvids or to the general pandemonium of 2020
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Mar 26, 2020 23:15
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twoday posted:If I die, burn everything. okay
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Mar 26, 2020 23:24
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twoday posted:"I will continue to update the book of c-spam until the next election" lol you're gonna be the wandering cspammer, roaming the wastelands for three thousand years
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Apr 6, 2020 02:46
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the presdient is beautiful. twoday you are beautiful. the entire world is beauty. beauty and sorrow. and lies. and jagged knives. and 20 million tons of crude oil. and a fire.
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Apr 24, 2020 03:45
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etalian posted:The latest Comet Ping Pong franchise expansion sure looks weird. i certainly would not risk it for the brisket
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May 20, 2020 02:55
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with the new super duper missiles we could do it
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Jun 7, 2020 15:08
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twoday posted:So there are two ways I could go about this. a kickstarter with a minimum viable target would make sense, just don't discount the labor and hassle involved in shipping too. maybe kickstarter could hook you up with a fulfillment service? if there's enough volume you might be able to ship the books to the us and then have the service mail them on to our american posters you should find out from pancakes how many hats he ended up making, because that'll give you some idea how many books you might sell
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Jul 16, 2020 22:31
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twoday posted:does anyone have any good quotes to put on the back of the cover? "Says who?" -- Michael Cohen
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Jul 22, 2020 21:45
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"Leibowitz, more like Leibobitch, twoday is who you should chant the canticle for."
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Jul 23, 2020 17:40
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lmao
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Aug 21, 2020 00:33
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pledged for a leather bound book, i hope it's gonna be horsehide
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Aug 21, 2020 00:36
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twoday posted:I can do that, do you want the hair on or off?   hair on would be incredibly creepy, so if that's practical, yes please!
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Aug 21, 2020 00:44
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twoday posted:oh no worries, I can make something really weird, someone's grandma died and left them with a bunch of random animal pelts which they gave to me, which I now keep in my attic ooh, what's the weirdest pelt in your hoard? i was thinking horse would be thematically appropriate since the vice president is very fond of them, but then manafort liked to wear $15,000 ostrich skin coats
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Aug 21, 2020 01:05
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twoday posted:I haven't been up there in a while but I think there was a mottled baby goat hide i suppose the baby goat's not using it anymore... but nah, i'll go with horsehide. the horse knew what it signed up for
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Aug 21, 2020 01:10
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this is an amazing ratio of dollars per backer and shows imho first and foremost that the average cspam poster greatly values artifacts bound in the treated hides of fellow mammals even though the information content is no different from that of a paper edition
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Aug 30, 2020 00:33
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on the plus side, twoday having to manually bind 50 books is probably going to gain through his labors a skill that will be useful in the post trump world
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Aug 30, 2020 01:22
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y'all laugh now, but the ability to take the skin off a random animal and turn it into an embossed book cover with donald trump's face on it will earn twoday several dozen portions a day in another few years
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Aug 30, 2020 02:02
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that block's journey was a miracle and i bet it has healing powers now, though probably cursed with a 5% chance of driving the user insane but i know if i spent $2000 on it, my wife would take away my internet access forever
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Aug 31, 2020 20:08
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cast the excess books into the sea and document the amazing ways every one of them finds its way back to you keep an eye out for any new pages that might appear about events that have not yet come to pass
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Sep 3, 2020 16:13
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these are neat incidentally, those little bumps of glass on their goblets are called "prunts"
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Sep 13, 2020 13:22
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twoday posted:Anyway he goes on to say that every proper curse is sealed with a nail that is hammered through it, which “affixes“ the curse. So I’m going to do that to all the fancy books of c-spam now. oh no please don't tell me my creepy chronicle of this accursed era handbound in hairy horsehide carries a curse
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Sep 13, 2020 13:31
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Nebakenezzer posted:Are they ergonomic bumps to make it easier to grip? yes, but also decorational
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Sep 13, 2020 16:01
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twoday posted:I’m going to use the Kickstarter money to make a down payment on this TRUMF brand industrial laser chamber and then use that to make the books: TRUMF will lock her up in the TruLaser Cell
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Sep 17, 2020 00:37
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laser cavity rods are cool i bought a ring fashioned out of a laser YAG crystal from that turtle goon who sells jewelry on etsy and it's a neat fluorescent yellow
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Sep 17, 2020 01:21
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fitting that gold leaf glue would be manufactured by a guy named bourgeois
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Sep 19, 2020 22:20
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Inspector Hound posted:Wouldn't the force of that kind of thrust immediately destroy the craft and/or anyone inside. an engineer familiar with newton's laws would probably be involved in the process of designing an actual craft around the engine
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Sep 22, 2020 21:49
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twoday posted:I think I am gonna distribute the books myself 
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Oct 30, 2020 00:44
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i'm glad you're correcting the typos, i can't believe you misspelled trmpo
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Dec 3, 2020 01:46
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twoday posted:delaying publication until the end of january was the best loving decision Homocow posted:that guy who tazed his own balls has to go in the book of turmp maybe a bayeux tapestry type page depicting all the various events of the storming of the capitol honestly this is probably the most significant event of trump's term so far so it would even merit a double page
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Jan 8, 2021 23:04
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Wrex Ruckus posted:which one got twoday? kil'd by several accidents
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Nov 15, 2021 21:20
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i'm glad to see several accidents can't keep twoday down
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Nov 19, 2021 01:48
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it was the curse of the swan heart that did him in i knew he should have sent it to the queen of england to eat
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Jan 11, 2022 01:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YAuCKPeytg&t=375s twoday where's my book release the pdf send me the horsehide i will bind the damned thing myself
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Jan 29, 2022 04:26
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hell yea stay safe scribe
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Jan 29, 2022 13:57
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thalweg posted:I realize now this is not the actual reading books thread we're hoping to read a book very soon
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Mar 26, 2022 15:19
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twoday needs your prayers he got covid again and on the way to the hospital he broke his wrist and then got trapped in the hospital stairwell for two days
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Mar 28, 2022 19:26
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 cspam when cspam gets the book of cspam
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Apr 1, 2022 20:24
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hell yea
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Apr 15, 2022 00:30
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yes... ha ha ha
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Jun 21, 2022 21:21
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