Weatherdammerung 2023: this has nothing to do with climate change. it's called weather

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number will always go up

# ¿ Nov 4, 2019 01:06

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 06:48

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Don't worry, Lin-Manuel Miranda is on the case!

# ¿ Jul 28, 2020 21:50

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Atrocious Joe posted:

Does the insurance industry try to lobby climate scientists and meteorologists when it comes to storm categorizations.

crack

ping

*smiles blissfully*

# ¿ Aug 17, 2020 06:25

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Weathergeddon 2020: Colliding Cones

# ¿ Aug 22, 2020 23:41

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FlamingLiberal posted:

https://twitter.com/DaveCBS4/status/1302732889763840000

lmao

# ¿ Sep 7, 2020 05:27

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brb integrating smoke into my upper atmosphere

https://twitter.com/NWSSeattle/status/1304150383573434374

# ¿ Sep 11, 2020 00:17

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Seems like Sioux City-Omaha-Lincoln-Des Moines wouldn't be bad options either, climate-wise. Just don't live too close to the Platte or Missouri rivers when springtime floods jump the levees.

# ¿ Sep 11, 2020 00:31

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Random rear end in a top hat posted:

It's really cool when wondering if you have to evacuate just becomes a regular thing 3+ months of the year. "Oh, the leaves and air are turning orange, is it Potentially Fleeing For My Life season already?"

In 15 years that's going to be every season, everywhere.

# ¿ Sep 29, 2020 07:04

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Complications posted:

Most trees on the planet aren't going to survive the next 40 years. So we can probably expect some serious rip roaring fires and a fuckton more smoke with all the oncoming dead wood.

"During blistering heat waves and droughts, air bubbles invade their delicate, watery veins, cracking them open with an audible pop."

lmao literal crack ping

# ¿ Sep 29, 2020 07:54

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Except for Hurricane Karen. Whoa, buddy, you better look out.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2020 23:00

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Weathergeddon 2020-

# ¿ Oct 10, 2020 03:18

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Shear Modulus posted:

what happens when you invoke "P"

Inside the Gom Jabbar is the next 30 years of humanity.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2020 04:49

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Real hurthling! posted:

if the fish all die anyway we can dam whatever we drat well please (provided its not a glacial or snowmelt fed river system rip)

We will dam where we want! Deal with it!

- Floyd Dominy

# ¿ Apr 21, 2021 23:43

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hi gay i'm caridad

# ¿ May 22, 2021 22:37

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PostNouveau posted:

I still remember a maddening argument in D&D like a decade ago where there's this enormous freshwater aquifer in the middle of the country and an oil spill above it could ruin it all and some oil industry dude was arguing it's totally fine to build more pipelines over it and everyone who opposes it is an idiot who doesn't understand the energy sector.

that sounds like d&d ca. 2021 as well

# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 21:36

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HashtagGirlboss posted:

Lmao rice doesn�t even need to be flooded. They just do it to keep away weeds and pests. So it�s an extra layer of stupid

i mean, all things being equal, is that better or worse than relying on herbicides & pesticides?

# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 00:26

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Punished Kamloops

# ¿ Jul 2, 2021 17:21

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silicone thrills posted:

When does lake mead go so low that the hoover can't generate electricity anymore?

SirPablo posted:

1050'

https://www.nps.gov/lake/learn/nature/storage-capacity-of-lake-mead.htm

Lake Mead level continues to drop, affecting power production

Right around the corner!

"The two-decade drought has pushed the lake to an elevation of 1068.5 feet as of Monday."

Real hurthling! posted:

this or next august depending

"In August, a federal water shortage declaration is expected, which would trigger automatic cuts in water usage in several southwestern states."

now entering: the cool zone

# ¿ Jul 11, 2021 20:45

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have i got a solution for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTJ3LIA5LmA

# ¿ Jul 15, 2021 00:10

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# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 03:58

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Weatherdammerung 2021: To bad about the Rootbeer

# ¿ Sep 1, 2021 06:00

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us3pCHd8PLs

# ¿ Sep 2, 2021 23:45

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i'm a copepod

# ¿ Sep 4, 2021 16:29

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UPDATE: Woman Accused of Starting Fawn Fire Was Attempting To Boil Bear Urine to Drink

"Souverneva had been hiking to Canada on September 22 and was seen in the Mountain Gate community in Northern California, according to a narrative written by a Cal Fire officer. She was told she couldn�t be on the property by quarry employees, but kept walking.

She then became thirsty and found a puddle of water in a dry creek bed, but the water allegedly had bear urine in it so she tried to filter the water with a tea bag, the officer said.

�She said that didn�t work so she attempted to make a fire to boil the water. She stated it was too wet for the fire to start. She said she drank the water anyway and then continued walking uphill from the creek bed,� the complaint read.

Souverneva got stuck in brush and called the fire department, the complaint read. She was evaluated for dehydration and then questioned by Cal Fire authorities when she allegedly told them she tried to light a fire. Souverneva was taken into custody."

:thunk:

# ¿ Sep 28, 2021 20:01

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Chief McHeath posted:

Also not enough raking.

I mean, the way he said it was his typical word salad but his point was valid.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2021 16:21

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Lytton is the town that burned to the ground this summer, right?

# ¿ Nov 16, 2021 06:34

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gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/Weather_West/status/1470846115884896257

haha broken jet stream goes hrrr

# ¿ Dec 15, 2021 03:48

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yeah i like turpin, etc. etc.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2021 21:30

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a microburst of our collective future

# ¿ Dec 20, 2021 02:47

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Diablorado

# ¿ Dec 31, 2021 10:59

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the jet stream is a noose lol

# ¿ Jan 12, 2022 22:44

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That strange guy posted:

Is this you?

that's the worst andy daly character i've ever seen

# ¿ Feb 4, 2022 21:05

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Milo and POTUS posted:

I think this "simpsons" show has legs

i'd give it 11, 12 seasons, tops

# ¿ Apr 12, 2022 02:41

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weatherdammerung 2022: so i started blastin'

# ¿ Apr 15, 2022 16:21

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i would say this is starting to seem bad but that can't be right

# ¿ Jun 15, 2022 05:10

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105 in north platte sounds like a nightmare to me lol

# ¿ Jun 17, 2022 00:19

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Hexigrammus posted:

Plants too. Last year I lost the first two plantings of squash and melons - first one to the lingering cold, second to the heat dome. This year I'm prepared. Just got back inside from erecting shade cloth over the beds. Shade cloth is like a tarp only there's holes in it to allow 20% of the sunlight to filter in.

edit: Don't have enough shade cloth to protect the tomatoes. If they go into heat stress I will be rigging an actual tarp over them.

That was me last summer from late June through August - watching the thermometers and running around closing all the windows when T_inside = T_outside. Kept the nights tolerable but definitely not frosty.

my tomatoes and cucumbers have barely begun to flower and they've been in the ground since mid-may. sucks.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2022 23:45

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hm i would simply build a model that discards any data which makes me feel uncomfortable about the outcome

# ¿ Jul 12, 2022 08:07

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We Own This City season 2 will be a gritty look at Baltimore's sewage and wastewater treatment workers

Laterite has issued a correction as of 05:51 on Jul 14, 2022

# ¿ Jul 14, 2022 02:43

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 06:48

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wahoo oo

heatwaves in london

# ¿ Jul 18, 2022 08:08

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