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anime was right posted:northwest still has water from what i can tell. ill just have to scare away californians. I forgot about them. Honestly I mostly expect all their water to get drained away to help prevent pheonix from turning into the world's largest ghost town it's leading to hillarity where I'm at since the farmers here are insisting that them flooding their fields every year is cool, and good and water neutral, and that the state doesn't need to do a more accurate water audit than the one in the 50's
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Sep 10, 2018 15:45
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The Muppets On PCP posted:not on the coast in nc. all we got are dune fences and some scrub vegetation also barrier islands. Nature's sea wall, with the added bonus of being able to laugh at rich idiots who build the homes on a island who's ecological role is ablative armor for marshland
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insanely owns that a huge chunk of the Carolinas' will get covered in radioactive pig poo poo water that also has coal ash in it and that since it's happening 2 months before elections they won't be able to get any of the shits responsable out.
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Sep 10, 2018 23:22
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Lawman 0 posted:Maybe all the chuds will leave and they won't have time to redraw the map the chuds have incumbency and gerrymandering in their side, which means it up to the opposition to make an effort, which is very hard to do when there's radioactive pig poo poo water that also has coal ash in it disrupting your gotv effort
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Sep 10, 2018 23:28
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I hope the hurricane increases to a category 6 where it significantly alters the geography of the place it makes landfall
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Sep 10, 2018 23:41
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I hope exactly 100 people die and that they all live tweet the events leading up to their deaths roof just got torn off walls are bowing lol this is wild #florence
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Sep 11, 2018 18:03
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the inland areas where all the black folks are are just gonna get hammered by rain, the coastal areas that will get erased are rich folk so hail satan
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Sep 11, 2018 18:16
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pig grows up on farm Pig gets turned into ribs Ribs get eaten by carlolina man Carolina man gets killed by pig poo poo during hurricane Pig farm buys up toxic land for more pigs The circle of life
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Sep 12, 2018 16:26
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I hope it turns back into a category 5
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Sep 13, 2018 15:44
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the barrier islands should only have some bathrooms for beach goers on them and otherwise just be considered public lands
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Sep 13, 2018 17:53
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24/7 lofi hip hop beats to sleep/study/relax in a hurricane to
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Sep 13, 2018 22:11
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Calibanibal posted:Why not just seal your doors and windows Not enough caulking left in stores, everyone didn't buy enough also all the houses are half caulked
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Hearing from ap that the pig poo poo lagoons are now spilling over
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Sep 17, 2018 19:59
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This storm is a let down I insist as I tie bloated hog carcasses together in a desperate attempt to raft my way to safety
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Sep 17, 2018 21:36
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instead of the category system hurricanes should instead be classified by the ways it can kill you. So instead of people going "oh hey it's a category 2 pffft" they'll be like "oh so instead of getting hit by a windborne Volvo I'll drown in pig poo poo water, I should still evacuate"
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Sep 18, 2018 14:47
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I hope florence some home makes back out to sea, turns back into a storm, ravages the ul, then somehow hits the southbound current to turn back into a hurricane for another go
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Feranon posted:i hear the same poo poo here in the midwest about how them woods and hills will save ma trailer from the tornaders the thing is that trees are great for helping mitigate weather poo poo, live snow fences are a thing that are pretty effective. problem is is that its talking about normal weather, which a category 4 hurricane aint.
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Al! posted:it'd be really hard to keep grasses and stuff from growing back after the rains come so you'll have to practice wildfire burns every month. i have bad news on that whole "rain" thing
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speaking of fires, the partial shutdown has pretty much halted most controlled burns lol
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That owns lmao
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Jan 30, 2019 17:20
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The heat at the homeless shelter is out, tell the rail crew to break out the drip torch
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Jan 30, 2019 17:23
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Epic High Five posted:So when the local floodplain map has a bunch of areas labeled as "0.2% annual chance of flooding" that are indeed flooded, what's that mean Steal ur neighbors boat and raid the flooded ruins of Walmart for supplies
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Feb 7, 2019 20:57
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I don't know why but i find the croc emoji at the end there to be the funniest thing
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Feb 8, 2019 00:05
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Who would win? CUTTING EDGE MILITARY ENGINEERING, BUILT AND TESTED FOR THE HELLISH CONDITIONS OF MODERN COMBAT -OR- some frozen water
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Al ! posted:what i love about this the most is that trump does not understand that the people in california he wants to cut off are his supporters California republicans aren't considered real republicans op
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[ANIMAL DIE OFFS ALREADY?] Too bad fish and wildlife does not actually exist! https://trib.com/outdoors/wildlife-...home-the-latest
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Spergin Morlock posted:i'm still laughing that extremely expensive military hardware has once again been taken out by climate change. as soon as we lose a B2 to flooding perhaps republicans will change their..... pfft hahahaha If they need to replace it it means the manufacturers get more money!
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Addamere posted:it has been spring for a couple weeks here in the twin cities tomorrow it hits 70 degrees. The day after that is a foot of snow lmao
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jokes on you I love getting hit by a dozen perfect bombe cyclones, this isn't frostbite in my face either it's victory burnm
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Apr 10, 2019 16:49
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this last inland ice hurricane was pretty week compared to the last one tbh
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Apr 11, 2019 15:29
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Addamere posted:i mock thee nature from hell's heart i lol at thee
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Apr 11, 2019 16:52
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middle of May and I just got a foot of snow dumped on me, owns
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May 21, 2019 19:09
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Get an air boat for rooftop rescues but you force people to read socialist literature in exchange for rescue
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May 22, 2019 16:36
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did that one satanist group get that statue of baphomet put up
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May 22, 2019 16:42
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tornado alley has been expanded and is now tornado avenue
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Keep in mind that you usually need to get to category 3 before you get damage beyond missing shingles and busted windows in even lovely woodframe houses so your not at much risk so long as you don't get lacerated by broken glass
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