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doing coke in a hurricane would kick rear end
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Aug 27, 2020 09:53
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jeff has also probably been awake for 20 hours by this point
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Aug 27, 2020 10:03
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twoday posted:I find it fascinating that he could refer to the person with whom he is speaking without any specific name, because that person is literally the only other person in sight most of the time, but he goes out of his way each time to refer to him as Jeff you can never be too careful
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Aug 27, 2020 10:06
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i guess he has to say where he is all the time incase he captures a viral moment like the building snapping in half or the lesser jeff gets crushed by a dishwasher
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Romes128 posted:Jeff does this to license footage to news networks. it’s how he makes money. it pays to be dramatic. he barely has the energy by this point, he yawned while saying oh my god earlier
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Radirot posted:someone try gluing a heat sink to their body PC liquid cooling systems will work on your balls
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mistermojo posted:Ive never experienced any kind of extreme weather event, I feel like I’m missing out but also havent had myself or friends or family and all our possessions disappear. It did hail huge chunks of ice which was pretty cool I got hit by that North Dallas EF 3 a few years ago, the worst part was losing power for a few days but I think it was only maybe a strong EF 1 when it hit me. I was home with my girlfriend while following the storm and watching chaser streams on twitter listening for street names (Thank you Jeff P). I looked out of the window where I thought it should have been coming from and saw an um… alarming amount of power flashes but no funnel since it was rain wrapped. The power went out a second or two later as me and my girlfriend immediately scooped up our cat and got into the bathroom. It mostly sounded like a waterfall, with stuff hitting the building. My building was fine minus a shitload of shingles, a few gutters, and the sheet metal roof of the car park. It was more of a severe annoyance than anything scary or particularly interesting.
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we’ve got some prime jeff p time coming up
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:What is New Orleans, anyway? a city in the gulf of mexico
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wolfs posted:e: 2022 I am putting a bet on space weather being important a full blown carrington event would really spice up the year
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london might be the hottest city on earth tomorrow 
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ah i guess the BBC is wrong then
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Rectal Death Adept posted:We are missing some key facts here.
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WaryWarren posted:How many people did Three Olives take in? the rear end or his apartment?
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HashtagGirlboss posted:Paywalled but I’ve previously read that were a hurricane to hit Tampa bay at the right angle the storm surge would essentially push the water inland and prevent it from flooding back out and absolutely wreck the whole area that’s what hurricane charley was supposed to do until it turned on a dime and hit punta gorda instead
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having lived in both texas and florida, texas heat is way worse. in florida it never really gets hotter than 95 and it cools off pretty quick after sunset. texas is just unbearably hot all loving day.
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Homeless Friend posted:spamming pick up all as i bunny hop through the ruins of fort myers lol
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Sep 30, 2022 01:06
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could you install millions of fans on the florida/east coast and blow the hurricane back out to sea?
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platzapS posted:no, that's ridiculous but you could put ~kiloton anti-humidity pellet bag here and eliminate moisture ok im out of ideas so how do we do that
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you could make a pyramid shaped helmet that would push your upper body away from the tree branch as it falls on you hth
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yep i’m bringing anything outside that’s not bolted down into my house. except my smoker that thing is extremely heavy.
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goddamn these storms are booking it. 88 mph movement.
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Feb 27, 2023 02:09
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111 mph inflow winds
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Feb 27, 2023 02:49
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the siren is meant to spook the tornado and make it go away you fool, you moron
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i love my weather radio and i watch local news stations when poo poo hits the fan. for me personally the siren is purely for storm ambiance but it’s useful for others in rural areas. there’s a reason they test them twice a week here.
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i am harry posted:that’s just god pissing in his toilet
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Rubellavator posted:i don't think twitter is really the place people are getting their critical warnings from. jeff p let me know on twitter that a tornado was headed right toward me. thanks jeff p.
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somebody needs to roll a drat window down
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Jun 1, 2023 05:12
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you could move to one of the poles and not have to worry about burning to death for at least a few more years
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420 aqi blaze it
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this is the pretext we need to invade canada
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i’ve said this before that the only way to stop these canadian wildfires is military intervention
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SirPablo posted:Do you respect water? it’s my favorite of the 4 elements
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guess what has an endless supply of air? that’s right; your rear end.
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