NFL Week 2 N/V: Asked gas station clerk: God, did you hear about Vontae Davis?

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Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

mcmagic posted:

Wasn't Derick Carr a top 2 MVP like 2 years ago? What happened?

He got a broken leg and now he's loving traumatized at the thought of getting hosed up again so he's the new Captain Checkdown and throws poo poo away under phantom pressure

Like, he was legit throwing balls away with zero pressure in the pocket last night. His pass protection has always been extremely good, he just took a bad hit one time and now he's mentally hosed

# ¿ Sep 12, 2018 02:16

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 00:59

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

pubic works project posted:

I am a fan of brown rice.

Memories of playing Madden 05 online with the handle "Brown_Rice" being all clever and poo poo

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 17:39

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I was alive and saw both. Moss was special.

I saw both as well and Moss was more of an athletic freak but Rice was literally the model for consistent perfection.

Since we're going there, Barry was the best RB ever and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise

Black Sunshine fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Sep 14, 2018

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 17:46

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

a neat cape posted:

Its Sweetness op

Shirley you can't be serious

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 17:58

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

cavallingus posted:

Terrell Davis does not belong in the Hall of Fame

I agree

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 19:24

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

I agree that Ray Lewis is the best murderer in NFL history

On the flipside, Hernandez has to take the title of worst right? I want to say Carruth since his poo poo was more despicable but at least he tried a degree of separation with the hitman poo poo.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2018 21:37

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

cavallingus posted:

^^ Thank you!
I want the cheap Chinese knockoffs

Confirming that site he posted. Been ordering from them for about 7 years now and it's legit. Actually just received an order last week. Got a Baker Mayfield for a friend and got myself a throwback Tim Brown.
https://imgur.com/a/o8JQnDW

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 00:27

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 00:59

Black Sunshine: Apr 4, 2004; LEFT 4 DEAD IS A LOT LIKE FOOTBALL - I JERK OFF TO BOTH

Why does anyone still trade with Belichick? The entire league is run by incredibly stupid assholes

# ¿ Sep 18, 2018 01:30

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