American McGay posted:

https://twitter.com/SlinkyDonut/status/1417479887116451860

American McGay posted:

https://twitter.com/GermanStrands/status/1420099697063219205?s=19

EmmyOk posted:

bolverkur

That Little Demon posted:

an actual dog posted:

https://twitter.com/GetGianni/status/1490860920574296069

I got the tude now posted:

Idk where else to post this but a friend literally asked if anyone Remembers Haze at last Friday’s movie night and I could only smile as he described it as a diamond in the rough undercut by bad marketing:

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path, right? He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: 'Now your third wish. What will it be?'

'Third wish?' The man was baffled. 'How can it be a third wish if I haven't had a first and second wish?'

'You've had two wishes already,' the hag said, 'but your second wish was for me to return everything to the way it was before you had made your first wish. That's why you remember nothing; because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.' She cackled at the poor berk. 'So it is that you have one wish left.'

'All right,' said the man, 'I don't believe this, but there's no harm in wishing. I wish to remember Haze.'

'Funny,' said the old woman as she granted his wish and disappeared forever. 'That was your first wish.'

That Little Demon posted:

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to play Haze. To me playing Haze was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the GameStop to preorder my PS3 I knew I wanted to be a part of greatness. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in the neighborhood that was full of nobodies. It wasn't like anything else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They took away rumble and replaced it with motion controls, and nobody complained. In the summer during E3 when everyone was excited for Xbox 360 and Wii, they said the console would cost 599 US Dollars and showed off a copy of a 20 year old racing game. Kaz Hirai. Kaz. Kaz ran the company in Japan.

ArfJason posted:

https://twitter.com/hasnogame/status/1509159086151147533

HolePisser1982 posted:

lol at copy and pasting bloodborne and uncharted a bunch of times to make it seem like theres lots of games

American McGay posted:

In Training posted:

under "Classic Games" they listed the Bulletstorm remake with Duke Nukem as the main character .

Pablo Nergigante posted:

It’s called the PS5 because all the PAL PS1 games run at 5 fps on it

I got the tude now posted:

trying to jack off posted:

lets just say there's a good chance it might come back

Pablo Nergigante posted:

PS1, nothing wrong with me
PS2, nothing wrong with me
PS3… something wrong with me

insane anime posted:

American McGay posted:

https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1529103463350673410?t=nz8PlT1tUjDCiGkQCuFNVg&s=19

Fungah! posted:

me lids, me precious antique lids

EmmyOk posted:

You said raving I just said they said it was good with ZH, Bob, and pog all do in those tweets

now I have important matters to attend to

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Xbox does what Son’t

EmmyOk posted:

Dongicus posted:

shamone-ah!

extremebuff posted:

American McGay posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1JEmnTjdyA

Fungah! posted:

Googled “kill” in Hizke’s post history, forcing me into a tight spot—do I research this clearly diabolical motherfucker you just uncovered, ruining my image of Hizke as a mild-mannered well-endowed goth chick with a little David Arquette laugh, or do I blow you the gently caress away and continue enjoying the epic Sony fanboy thread. gently caress you for ruining my morning with this. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

lmfao

man nurse posted:

You get better customer service if you’ve earned rare trophies and bought a lot of games. This is some next gen poo poo!

Pablo Nergigante posted:

NEO: What are you trying to tell me, that I can play games?
MORPHEUS: No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you get a PS5, you won’t have to.

Fungah! posted:

Neo, playing switch: Why do my thumbs hurt?
Morpheus, glancing at PS5: You've never used them before.

American McGay posted:

elf help book posted:

wheres the days gone remaster sony