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alnilam

I'm considering sending this thread to the goldmine... I dunno though, could use a last minute boost of some kind *expectantly unzips pants*

# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:31

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# ? May 3, 2024 06:47

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Baby It's Cold Outside only the guy singing is eager for the woman to leave because Santa brought him a Dick Sucking Trolley Robot.

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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:54

Hogge Wild: by FactsAreUseless

A mining trolley robot in a gold mine, but it's sucking dicks.

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# ? Dec 20, 2018 15:59

google THIS

alnilam posted:

I'm considering sending this thread to the goldmine... I dunno though, could use a last minute boost of some kind *expectantly unzips pants*

Samwise Gamgee: (face flushed, cinching up his pants, avoiding eye contact with his wife as he sits down at the dinner table) Well, I'm back.

# ? Dec 20, 2018 17:06

Splicer: from hell's heart I cast at thee
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Bilbo: "I, uh, I h-have things to do." [fidgets with the dick sucking trolley robot behind his back. Whispers to himself] "I've put this off for far too long."

# ? Dec 20, 2018 17:35

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

kinda puts the whole gollum thing into perspective doesn't it

# ? Dec 20, 2018 18:10

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Luvcow posted:

kinda puts the whole gollum thing into perspective doesn't it

my preciiouss... latex lips which must be lubed thickly along each realistic ridge

# ? Dec 20, 2018 19:56

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Lord of the Self Lubricating O Rings

# ? Dec 20, 2018 20:12

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

"What we need is a good fellatio."

"What's 'latiers, precious?"

"FELL-A-TI-O. Suck 'em, gently caress 'em, stick 'em into you."

# ? Dec 20, 2018 22:20

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Drink-Mix Man posted:

"What we need is a good fellatio."

"What's 'latiers, precious?"

"FELL-A-TI-O. Suck 'em, gently caress 'em, stick 'em into you."

# ? Dec 20, 2018 22:25

alnilam

Drink-Mix Man posted:

"What we need is a good fellatio."

"What's 'latiers, precious?"

"FELL-A-TI-O. Suck 'em, gently caress 'em, stick 'em into you."

# ? Dec 20, 2018 22:28

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

goldmine

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# ? Dec 20, 2018 22:54

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Drink-Mix Man posted:

"What we need is a good fellatio."

"What's 'latiers, precious?"

"FELL-A-TI-O. Suck 'em, gently caress 'em, stick 'em into you."

# ? Dec 20, 2018 23:39

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

The brown eye of Sauron

# ? Dec 20, 2018 23:40

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

hamjobs posted:

The brown eye of Sauron

lol

# ? Dec 20, 2018 23:40

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Donder: "Santa, Rudolph is too sick to even get out of bed!"
Rudolph: "schorry guysch, I cant even breasche right now"

Santa: "Oh no! I can't go out in this horrible fog without Rudolph! Christmas is cancelled!"

Elf: "Santa, remember that present we got for little Jimmy because he was extra-good this year?"

*DSTR rolls out slowly behind him*

Santa: "Not now, Gerald, I need to concentrate to think of a plan to save Christmas."

Elf: "No, Santa, not that..."

*flicks switch on back of DSTR, the lips slowly become a bright, glowing red*

Santa: *inhales sharply*

# ? Dec 21, 2018 00:13

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Abugadu posted:

Donder: "Santa, Rudolph is too sick to even get out of bed!"
Rudolph: "schorry guysch, I cant even breasche right now"

Santa: "Oh no! I can't go out in this horrible fog without Rudolph! Christmas is cancelled!"

Elf: "Santa, remember that present we got for little Jimmy because he was extra-good this year?"

*DSTR rolls out slowly behind him*

Santa: "Not now, Gerald, I need to concentrate to think of a plan to save Christmas."

Elf: "No, Santa, not that..."

*flicks switch on back of DSTR, the lips slowly become a bright, glowing red*

Santa: *inhales sharply*

PRANCER: Her? But she can't even fly, Santa!

SANTA: [cut to closeup of Santa's face, bright red, eyes crossed] I'll allow it.

# ? Dec 21, 2018 00:39

Space Taxi

hamjobs posted:

Lord of the Self Lubricating O Rings

# ? Dec 21, 2018 01:19

joke_explainer

[int. cafe]

SEINFELD: "I just... it's not going to work out."

COSTANZA: "Why the sudden reticence, my friend? You've said nothing but good things."

ELAINE: "There's always something. Out with it, Jerry."

SEINFELD: "I was looking for a clean towel at her place last night, opened the closet. She's got... [whispering] a DSTR in there."

KRAMER: "No way! Brand new or a used one? I hope it's not an old Honeypot 310. The old fashioned motor, the diesel fumes always bothered me. I mean, not that much, mind you. It's a unique experience."

SEINFELD: [waving a hand dismissively] "No, no, it's modern and everything, just... why's she got to have one of those in HER apartment?"

COSTANZA: "Lots of people have DSTRs. I mean, I certainly don't, but lots of people do."

SEINFELD: "But why would a woman want or need one?"

KRAMER: [confused] "Doesn't seem that unusual to me."

ELAINE [rolling her eyes]: "Well, I have one. Of course, I don't find it at all surprising that you wouldn't know why, Jerry."

SEINFELD: "Why? I'm, I'm just saying it's expressly a man's sort of... activity. It's in the name."

ELAINE: "I seem to remember that sort of attitude being quite a sticking point."

# ? Dec 21, 2018 05:48

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

alnilam posted:

I'm considering sending this thread to the goldmine... I dunno though, could use a last minute boost of some kind *expectantly unzips pants*

*crash zoom to lowtax with his eyes crossed*
i'll goldmine it!

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# ? Dec 21, 2018 07:13

Splicer: from hell's heart I cast at thee
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There once was an dick sucking robot
With a trolley like wheels on a cube
And all the other toys said in so many woids
(suck suck) Get out you rube
(suck suck) Get out
(suck suck) Get out
(suck suck) Get out you rube
And he went with a suck and a fondle and a suck
In a flurry of waterbased lube

Splicer fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Dec 21, 2018

# ? Dec 21, 2018 09:13

SwimmingSpider: Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Hal "Otacon" Emmerich, slamming his fists on his desk in anquish,

"i only wanted to make dick-sucking trolley robots!"

# ? Dec 21, 2018 10:09

Android Blues

joke_explainer posted:

[int. cafe]

SEINFELD: "I just... it's not going to work out."

COSTANZA: "Why the sudden reticence, my friend? You've said nothing but good things."

ELAINE: "There's always something. Out with it, Jerry."

SEINFELD: "I was looking for a clean towel at her place last night, opened the closet. She's got... [whispering] a DSTR in there."

KRAMER: "No way! Brand new or a used one? I hope it's not an old Honeypot 310. The old fashioned motor, the diesel fumes always bothered me. I mean, not that much, mind you. It's a unique experience."

SEINFELD: [waving a hand dismissively] "No, no, it's modern and everything, just... why's she got to have one of those in HER apartment?"

COSTANZA: "Lots of people have DSTRs. I mean, I certainly don't, but lots of people do."

SEINFELD: "But why would a woman want or need one?"

KRAMER: [confused] "Doesn't seem that unusual to me."

ELAINE [rolling her eyes]: "Well, I have one. Of course, I don't find it at all surprising that you wouldn't know why, Jerry."

SEINFELD: "Why? I'm, I'm just saying it's expressly a man's sort of... activity. It's in the name."

ELAINE: "I seem to remember that sort of attitude being quite a sticking point."

# ? Dec 21, 2018 14:32

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

JOSH:

I don't get it.

PAUL: :crossarms:

What exactly don't you get?

JOSH: :confused:

It turns from a building into a robot, right?

PAUL: :geno:

Precisely.

JOSH: :confused:

Well, what's fun about that?

PAUL: :rolleyes:

Well, if you had read your industry breakdown, you would see that our success in the action figure area has climbed from 27 percent to 45 percent in the last two years. [TOSSES JOSH THE REPORT] There, that might help.

JOSH: Oh. *pause* :goonsay:

PAUL:

Yes?

JOSH: :confused:

I still don't get it.

PAUL: :what:

What don't you get Josh?

JOSH: :confused:

Well, there's a million robots that turn into something. And this is a building that turns into a robot. So what's so fun about playing with a building? That's not any fun!

PAUL: :geno:

This is a skyscraper.

JOSH: :confused:

Well, couldn't it be like a robot that turns into something? Like a... dick-sucking trolley maybe?

PAUL: :stare:

A dick-sucking trolley?

JOSH: :kiddo:

Yeah! Like a big Erector-Set trolley with maybe like a woman's face on it, and big lifelike hands that could grip your rear end while it goes down on you!

MAN 1: :monocle:

A dick-sucking Transformer? Interesting!

[A HUBBUB ERUPTS IN THE MEETING ROOM]

PAUL: Gentlemen!

MAN 1: :swoon:

Listen to him. He's got a very good idea here!

MAN 2: :woop:

The robot sucks your dick! This is a great idea!

[HUBBUB INTENSIFIES]

PAUL (aside): :bang:

This doesn't just happen. This doesn't happen. You don't just come to a meeting and say "dick sucking trolley robot."

MR. M: :gerty:

Well done, Josh. Well done.

Drink-Mix Man fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Dec 21, 2018

# ? Dec 21, 2018 19:46

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Drink-Mix Man posted:

JOSH: I don't get it.

PAUL: What exactly don't you get?

JOSH: It turns from a building into a robot, right?

PAUL: Precisely.

JOSH: Well, what's fun about that?

PAUL: Well, if you had read your industry breakdown, you would see that our success in the action figure area has climbed from 27 percent to 45 percent in the last two years. [TOSSES JOSH THE REPORT] There, that might help.

JOSH: Oh. *pause*

PAUL: Yes?

JOSH: I still don't get it.

PAUL: What don't you get Josh?

JOSH: Well, there's a million robots that turn into something. And this is a building that turns into a robot. So what's so fun about playing with a building? That's not any fun!

PAUL: This is a skyscraper.

JOSH: Well, couldn't it be like a robot that turns into something? Like a... dick-sucking trolley maybe?

PAUL: A dick-sucking trolley?

JOSH: Yeah! Like a big Erector-Set trolley with maybe like a woman's face on it, and big lifelike hands that could grip your rear end while it goes down on you!

MAN 1: A dick-sucking Transformer? Interesting!

[A HUBBUB ERUPTS IN THE MEETING ROOM]

PAUL: Gentlemen!

MAN 1: Listen to him. He's got a very good idea here!

MAN 2: The robot sucks your dick! This is a great idea!

[HUBBUB INTENSIFIES]

PAUL (aside): This doesn't just happen. This doesn't happen. You don't just come to a meeting and say "dick sucking trolley robot."

MR. M: Well done, Josh. Well done.

# ? Dec 21, 2018 20:04

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# ? Dec 21, 2018 20:10

FutonForensic

the dick-sucking robot clause: tim Allen spooks a dick-sucking on his roof, causing it to slip and die. tim Allen then slowly transforms into the new dick-sucking robot.

# ? Dec 21, 2018 21:01

Splicer: from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

nonono, santa claus is up on the roof and gets startled by the sudden appearance of a dick sucking trolley robot. long story short, not a lot of toys get made that year

# ? Dec 22, 2018 01:04

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Maximum Overdrive but that truck with the face is sucking people off

Green Gobblin'

# ? Dec 22, 2018 05:55

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

HappyKitty posted:

"Welcome, humans! I am ready for you! "

*Hoists up Logan 5's fur robe*

"Fish, plankton, sea greens, and protein from the ween. "*Stuffs Logan's dick into his weird silver mouth

"Fresh as harvest day. "

*LOGAN SPURTS ALL OVER THE ICE CAVE

"Overwhelming, am I not?"

A deep cut from another old goon. I love it!

# ? Dec 22, 2018 07:29

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Jolo posted:

"I got chills. They're multiplying. And I'm losing control. Cause the power, you're supplying... It's ELECTRIFYING"

-Danny Zuko serenading his girlfriend, The Dick Sucking Trolley Robot

# ? Dec 22, 2018 07:29

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jedrick posted:

Green Gobblin'

# ? Dec 22, 2018 08:34

drilldo squirt: a beautiful, soft meat sack

That movie teeth, but it's a dick sucking bot, on a motorized trolley that keeps growing teeth and people don't know why so it's scarier, also it starts talking, but only when sucking dick so you don't really know what it's saying and you kind of have to infer it from the over arching story.

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