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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I just signed up for Hulu.

Pocket Sand!

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


As Nero Danced posted:

Wasn't there a rumor a while back that Trump had an illegitimate baby from a housekeeper? I think we found him.

Lol who would higher a White House keeper? Everyone knows illegal immigrants are the best because you can always threaten to get them deported if they complain about wages or conditions.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Of course Trump will just get a boner over this instead of feel guilt.

“They said my name!”

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Coldwar timewarp posted:

Doesn’t having an HQ there make a lot of sense? Tons of defense companies do it for the same reason.

Just because it does doesn’t mean you should. It’s gonna hosed for quality of life for their workers and government jobs are basically gonna get hosed because cost of living due to housing is gonna get jacked.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I will always fondly remember trying to get home to ALEXANDRIA from DC when a truck crashed on a bridge I didn’t even have to take and turned my 10 mile hour commute into 4 hours of hell.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Operation Unfaithful Husband is more like it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


This poo poo is so archaic. In this modern day and age. Holy poo poo.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Gotta watch it I guess. I’m sure there’s tons of people who don’t know anything about the southern shift.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


For cause will be trump considering him a big poppy head.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


BUT IF ALL YOUR BASIC NEEDS ARE CARED FOR YOULL JUST SIT AT HOME ALL DAY BEING A BUM.

-A libertarian office coworker

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mister Sinewave posted:

Maybe! So what?

It also means you can be freed up from focusing almost totally on basic sustenance to do something meaningful and rewarding to both yourself and maybe even others! You'd think that part would appeal to libertarians on some level.

Taxation is theft.

I can defend my own home, fires rarely happen( he lives in an apartment) and private toll roads are the solution to reduce traffic. The market will make more roads if profitable.

He works on a military base.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Me all day.

Also attempting to link the defense of the nation as being just as important as the health of the nation.
China, Russia and terrorism is not as likely to kill us as beef, salt and sugar.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


mods changed my name posted:

Gonna guess that while all the suckers are using the toll road that he'll take the same route he always does for free because he's really smart and not an NPC/Sheeple/whatever

He only wants to pay for what he uses personally.

I’ll offer him the idea of placing a mileage tracking device and paying by the mile on cars instead of toll roads.

Kinda like a tax. Lol

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Proud Christian Mom posted:

oh and in news of just how titled our political system is in favoring the rich all around...

https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/1060585618449797121

I dunno there’s apartments for $1500 a month in DC. Not great but it’s totally doable.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


bob dobbs is dead posted:

im pretty sure you're supposed to not have roommates for natsec reasons or some poo poo

(drives it up to a solid 2500, iirc)

No, there’s apartments with $1500 one block from the USNO in DC. I toured them in person and they are old and slightly shabby but quite livable.
When I go back on orders in Jan I’ll be staying there.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


M_Gargantua posted:

So a sum of $4500 including security deposit, for housing alone, and we're assuming she'll get paid two weeks into term rather than having the system take an extra cycle or two to get her in the system and backpay her for 4-6 weeks?

Sounds lovely.

Ugh fine I’ll float her the money if she asks me. I think she’s good for it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Jerking off twice a day now.

For my health.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nostalgia4Butts posted:




Welcome to the Roughnuts

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



verbal diarrhea

I thought for sure he would have dehydrated and died by now

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


https://www.npr.org/2018/11/08/6654...OBlzRRjUhUYj85c

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Casimir Radon posted:

So what does the thread think about forcing senators and congressmen to stay in government owned apartments?

For security reasons I think it's a terrible idea.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



He’s a national embarrassment I think for the twentieth time this week.

Veterans Day. That’s all you had to mention.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


CommieGIR posted:

Black security guard at a bar engages and subdues a shooter who was kicked out of the bar.

Cops show up and shoot the security guard.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/11/bl...pg7_xC3g_uIIRaw

Thanks for ruining my day with a non trumpy horrible story.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


mods changed my name posted:

I'm sure the NRA will say something about this tragedy!

"Blacks would be a lot safer if they disarmed"

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Commence the looting of his last $10 by vultures.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Fallom posted:

Trump has been cancelling events for days. What’s going on with him?

I know what I'm praying for.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Immanentized posted:

Does he not realize METARS is archived and freely accessible? James Fallows over on the Atlantic did a great tear down of this excuse.

He literally cant stop lying.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Putin must be so happy his piddling investment panned out.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Defenestrategy posted:

How do you even put the infrastructure in place to support that many folks moving in to an area with a high cost of living? Starbucks Baristas don't just magically appear.

You don’t.

Look at the Bay Area when they dropped the Facebook HQ in a vacant Sun building with traffic in the surrounding area already at max capacity.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


What in tarnation...

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



What in tarnation I say for like the 3rd time today.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Real mature, practically presidential.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


You are supposed to hire non state actors to kill people then feed them to a wood chipper when they try to collect the reward.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


mods changed my name posted:

*rainy days excluded

Only because he refuses to let our Marines hold an umbrella for him!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I can believe a death toll in the hundreds. Mass comms are just too good for that many people to go missing in CA.

Shout out for the president to take the opportunity to slam California like he did Puerto Rico.

At least he's consistent(ly lovely).

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Sew socks.

Darn socks needing to be sewn.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I learned to stick a condom on a banana in middle school and I didn’t have a kid (that I know of) until I was 33.

The system works I guess.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Brain worms.

It’s a family affair.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Melthir posted:

It's why I teach scouts. I live in AK and do search and rescue. One of the worst things we had was a kid who made it to shore and died while huddled under a tree. If he would have known how to build a half rear end shelter he probably would have made it.

The local sea scout program in my town just reactivated under new leadership. Gonna meet with the retired chief who volunteered to run it. He has no experience running a scout unit but lots of free time. I’m gonna try hard to push it in the direction of Bay Area, CA sea explorers instead of some unholy Navy cadet bullshit.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Melthir posted:

Every navy affiliate scout program ends up some how worse then the navy. At least the coasties and local PDs generally don't actively try to turn the kids into fart huffers.

I got the kids best interest at heart since I grew up in the program. I’ll be damned if the focus isn’t on practical seamanship and safety afloat over marching and uniforms.

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