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pangstrom posted:*yakov smirnoff voice* In eastern europe, the human rights actually left! This is a quality joke. I actually farted because I was laughing so hard.
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exmarx posted:this is so good i hope this isnt a shop
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Jan 15, 2019 16:38
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Lightning Knight posted:Gillette made an ad that is about toxic masculinity and uses the Gillette "the best a man can be" slogan to stand up for generic feel good pop feminism. its bad writing
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Jan 17, 2019 05:24
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:not enough sexy goats? it's too accusatory. any good ad writer/student of humans knows men are weak pissbabies who'll poo poo their pants and prolapse their eyeballs crying about being told the truth too hard. contrary to what some might think, don't be direct with men; u need to talk to men way softer, craftier than w/ women.
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Jan 18, 2019 18:25
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so how has everyone's life been. 2018 saw me meet the love of my life and 2019's been good to my career so far. im like the only guy at my work who can speak about fragile masculinity without weeping, so now that its in vogue im getting those assignments 
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Jan 29, 2019 16:48
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Pirate Radar posted:I know this isn’t what you mean but it tickles me that this is basically backwards. “People trust me to talk about fragile masculinity because I don’t cry about it like a pussy.” thats how i meant it to be read, in the office i straight up say "i can do this because unlike [CHAD, RESIDENT WHITE GUY WHO GOT THE JOB DUE TO BEING THE SON OF A CLIENT] i won't lactate testosterone out of self-defense whenever a woman says me too." boss laughed his rear end off at that. Homura and Sickle posted:i promoted to captain and im moving to asia right as a new madoka anime starts airing the stars align
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Jan 30, 2019 16:00
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Thank you white America! The retribution will be swift, brutal.
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Feb 6, 2019 04:47
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tbh now that i have a bunker i dont care about politics
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Feb 11, 2019 15:20
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exmarx posted:this ilhan omar smear is disgusting lol i hate how israel's succeeded in conflating their hosed up nation state with all judaism ever
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Feb 13, 2019 16:08
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get your optimism out of here
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Feb 13, 2019 17:42
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https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/feb/14/neoliberalism-is-killing-our-love-lives happy valentines day
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Feb 14, 2019 17:21
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Volkerball posted:you earn like six figures making youtube commercials pffft not yet, still sub 6
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Feb 14, 2019 18:02
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The Muppets On PCP posted:lol the local unitarian church scrapped a planned screening of get out in favor of sorry to bother you I mean both are powerful black movies 🤷🏾♂️
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Feb 18, 2019 14:36
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Furnaceface posted:It is literally pouring freezing rain outside. There are going to be so many accidents because capitalism demands you drive your rear end to work in the most dangerous conditions or else. I saw two overturned cars and a house on fire yesterday. Southerners CANNOT drive in snow, sleet, rain, fog, or wind.
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Feb 21, 2019 15:13
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Pirate Radar posted:I wonder if I could use this experience to apply for marketing jobs Honestly it mostly comes down to knowing people. Advertising for the most part is for rich white kids who can't do anything else.
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Feb 22, 2019 03:08
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Pirate Radar posted:I’ve already been an English teacher in Asia so this could be a natural evolution honest to god if you're interesting in pursing advertising in a creative or strategic capacity PM me. e: im not in a hiring or firing position (yet, gimme 3 years)--but I do know the ways to make breaking into the business easier (it costs money or time or both tho, they're big on pricegating this industry to keep certain types out--advertising is a liberal industry, not a progressive one)
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Feb 22, 2019 16:38
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lemme just say ive never trusted a white person, everything thats gonna/has happened is your dumb guy's fault.
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Feb 23, 2019 06:03
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pikachode posted:what about berke he's one of the good ones
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Feb 23, 2019 23:13
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MGGA
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Feb 28, 2019 01:40
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gotta catch 'em all was the british empire's motto. hence the looted artifacts.
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Feb 28, 2019 22:24
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are those your coworkers at the gun factory
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Mar 27, 2019 03:36
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I loved Joshua tree.
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Mar 29, 2019 13:16
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the paradigm shift posted:well now that lowtax has a regular money train the only way it dies is in a fit of rage So Trump caused nuclear Holocaust
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Mar 30, 2019 21:40
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i dont like chapo or cumtown, still searching for the equivalent that actually has PoC on
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Apr 1, 2019 15:47
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401k is amount of bullets my brother and i have dispersed across several bunkers
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Apr 2, 2019 04:46
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i love being related to a black doomsday prepper, all of the utility none of the racism
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Apr 2, 2019 04:46
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nothing is good
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Apr 7, 2019 13:09
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nankeen posted:i'm comforted by the knowledge your brother is a doomsday prepper, i don't think there's literally anyone else alive i'd say that to but it's true he recently snapchatted me a walkthrough of his second bunker Pirate Radar posted:Last night I got high and watched nature documentaries and I can confirm that’s still good i should do that V. Illych L. posted:on the contrary, the certainty of death's sweet release is excellent sleep is like death and with ambien its like turbo death
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Apr 7, 2019 13:28
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WoodrowSkillson posted:got offered a job with toyota yall want a Rav 4 or maybe a fine Supra Facebook's been courting me but I dunno if I want to be that evil
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Apr 13, 2019 05:34
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im ok w European culture disappearing
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Apr 15, 2019 22:24
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Volkerball posted:It is still immortalized in the smash hit video game assassins creed unity tamplorz
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Apr 15, 2019 22:34
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R. Mute posted:edgy I'm sorry I can't here you over the call to prayer
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Apr 16, 2019 00:18
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Pirate Radar posted:Please excuse me while I prove how straight & uncucked I am by licking the tears from an old French woman’s face this is unironically someones fetish
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Apr 16, 2019 03:43
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the paradigm shift posted:https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tomwarren/wwf-world-wide-fund-nature-parks-torture-death lol nothing is good
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Apr 21, 2019 05:30
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Pirate Radar posted:Still thinking about hypothetical full-strength Doritos
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Apr 29, 2019 20:08
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the next president will be donald trump, calling it now
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May 1, 2019 22:03
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exmarx posted:https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2019/05/01/self-censorship-media-new-zealand-white-supremacist-2019-226766 It's what this country's entire identity is based upon
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May 3, 2019 14:48
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Pirate Radar posted:Thor:Rag is pretty good Who knew the trick to a good Thor movie was a glittery Jeff goldblum
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May 4, 2019 14:35
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nankeen posted:i am re-evaluating my future life trajectory here. this may be my superpower become a weedlord
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May 5, 2019 05:37
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:1/10 interactions with weed leave me feeling good, the other 9/10 leave me feeling like life is trying to crush me sorry about your sadbrains
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May 5, 2019 05:40
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