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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Vidi Veiny Venti

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Karate Bastard posted:

Doth mine eyes deceive me or is there another boodussy grundle queef situation going on top right?

Well, there's the name of my next Halfling Ranger, so thanks.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Yeah, the fact that the fingertips appear to be stylized dicks, I'd say that person is in denial atbest

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

cnut posted:

:thunk:

I don't know, they all look like mine! :cry:

Small, slimy and green?

Are you Yoda?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

So this is that bubble butt I keep hearing about? Whiter than I expected.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

And that's where we get the expression "Prick up your ears"

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

bike tory posted:

I think there's something wrong with your dog's feet

If you think that's hosed up you should see his back.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Clam Chowdown posted:

I've never seen the bush growing entirely from the tip instead of the base before.

Thanks, I just imagined a dick that looks like the trees from the Lorax. And now you did too.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Milo and POTUS posted:

All girls make doo dew

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

NoneMoreNegative posted:


Bring a sponge and some lube for this dry-rear end pussy
Hear it crunch when I move with this dry-rear end pussy


Grab a dustpan and a broom for this dry-rear end pussy
Lookin' like the mummy's tomb in this dry-rear end pussy

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

rodbeard posted:

Straight Blast Gym sounds like a gay porn series.

Close, you're thinking of Straight Blast Jim

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

What was this supposed to be? I mean, convince me this is not a bedazzled labia.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Paladinus posted:

^^^ That's Episode II.
He had a few lines initially, but literally only one is in the final cut.

Yeah, his one line is you see him and the other senators early in the movie walking in to the senate, and some ADR voice says "Ow" and you hear Jar Jar say some racist version of "Excuse Me"

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Ok, so I think I've seen this one before, and I see the illusion of the girls in front.

What about the naked couple in the mural in the background?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
I think the legs qualify. If you've already gone that far, what's a few more inches.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Milo and POTUS posted:

I'm the little droplet

When it comes down to it, aren't we all?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

The rare grower/shower combo

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

mercenarynuker posted:

Really? I was under the impression his character was never officially cut

Not cut, no. Simply tucked away in some dark corner, maybe with the intent of springing up unexpectedly at some point.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Congratulations Mr Arbuckle...

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

By popular demand posted:

Na mang, I'm way over budget this month so I can't afford the premium stuff.:smith:

We've all had to resort to President's Choice now and again, ain't no shame.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

minato posted:

Blessed friend, the timeline is accelerating so quickly that they're are putting out Xmas decorations in August, and for some godforsaken reason have even been trying to mash up the two holidays:

The reason, as always, is capitalism.

Look at the candy selection that's out now. Yeah, most of it is just Halloween branding on the same bags of candy year round, but I'm noticing more and more "Easter" candy coming around in Fall colors/styles.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Help me out, is this a shower or a grower?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Samovar posted:

Uh... What is NWS about this...?

If you look at the thumbnail it looks like a woman bending over and looking back over her shoulder. In a super abstract way.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Are these AI generated, because this looks almost the same as the donut one from a few pages ago

EDIT: Eh, not as close as I remembered

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Can I have the sausage

Did you finish your homework?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Get both and... well, are you familiar with donner kebab

Intimately

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Zetsubou-san posted:

don't bother, you can't satiate him in any way that matters

Not with that attitude.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Elfface posted:

I'm expecting them to start singing.

Specifically this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZBSGaWrEn4

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI5460cNNCM&t=105s

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Large Testicles posted:

saving this for a future avatar

That VW Bug has huge balls!

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

RFC2324 posted:

Oh god damnit, I was just contemplating a new Skyrim playthrough... Apparently this time as a helpless catnip addict

Here you go, this should "help"
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/74833

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
Just out of curiosity I looked up the mug. The official name is TWIZZ travel mug, which is nothing too special, but I found two things kind of amusing.

First, the site I found for these is called "French Wink" which feels like the slang term for mooning someone and giving them the old reverse Kirk.

Second, like a lot of products these come in a variety of colors, but instead of just being referred to as the color they are, they are named. So you get to choose from Nina, Sonia, Paulette, Marcel or Karl

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Mr. Grinch, I'm not going to tell you how to do your job, but that is not how you perform a rusty trombone.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
DnD: Rhythm Method edition

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Samovar posted:

I take it just jumping back down on the ground on top of redshirt man is an illegal move?

That was going to be my question.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Kirk Johnson must become Cave Johnson

"When life gives you lemons - gently caress 'em."

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Why don't you go eat a big box of



:a2m:

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Tree Bucket posted:

What if (hypothetically) your candle isn't "giant"

You can still have a nice romantic evening with votives or even tea lights. You just have to set expectations ahead of time. And get really good at oral.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Wow, flashback to Mr. B Natural.

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CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

I'll admit I only gave this a passing glance before coming back and noticing how egregious the AI marks were.

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