F1 Offseason: To the Winnow! To the wall!

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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Every time Max attempts to "overtake" someone

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# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 18:45

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 14:14

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

I noticed no commentators picked up on the fact that Lewis is now a Brexiteer and a member of the English Defense League as was obvious when he went to a Muslim country and took his shirt off to reveal an elaborate catholic cross on his back and then asked two other western men to completely hose him down and drench him with their bubbly on stage for all to see. Rule Britannia

# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 21:05

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

F1 2019: you have to stop posting

# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 23:09

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Thanks Ants posted:

Seriously this should be in every thread OP until Vettel dies. Even if Lewis dies first it should still be in the threads.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 00:01

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

You Am I posted:

Max Verstappen is still very very bad and should be banned from all motorsport

You're awful friendly to Max Verstappen in that opinion, friend. His country conveniently hosts some prominent criminal courts, convenient because he deserves to be tried in them for serious crimes committed against numerous victims worldwide.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 01:33

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Phwoar that Max, he's a man's man, a regular James Hunt

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# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 15:43

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Friends, I think you'll find that Lewis Hamilton has statistically taken more pole than anyone else. No man takes pole like Lewis. He never lets a pole escape his grasp, and he pushes hard to sit on every pole.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 17:03

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

poty posted:

Seems on topic, cool from a technology point of view but small practical use and no public interest

Space flight is far less predictable than F1

# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 21:45

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Theophany posted:

I would watch the gently caress out of a Jochen Rindt biopic. Sack off all this superhero movie bollocks.

Lauda chose to drive an Italian death trap with no eyebrows or lungs only weeks after his employer nearly succeeded in murdering him, he's the better Austrian.

But anyone have stats on deaths per constructor? I might wager that Chapman was a more prolific murderer than Enzo. Rule Britannia.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 23:44

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Personal or family convictions for tax fraud is a requirement for a superlicense isn't it?

# ¿ Nov 27, 2018 00:18

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Did a little research and in outright fatalities Ferrari and Lotus are tied (7). But factoring in races entered, Colin (491) killed a much higher percentage of his drivers (1 driver per 70 races, where Ferrari is 1 every 139). However of the major teams it looks like Cooper was the most enthusiastic murderer, having killed 5 in 128 entries for a rate of 1 death every 26 races. That's putting aside outliers like Kurtis Kraft who were really just competing in USAC stuff I think, but killed 5 drivers at the Indy 500 during the 50s when it was an F1 championship race and so they technically entered 12 F1 championship races over that period. I kind of regret having compiled those statistics.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2018 02:10

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

He's beautiful, though.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2018 03:37

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Whatever awful things you might be able to say about any motorcycle riders, none are as bad as the spiteful lowland criminal Obersturmbannf�hrer Max Von Stappen.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2018 04:00

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

I like the "Salute to Speed" title of their event thing there. It presents an image of a social event intended to show respect for a vague desirable concept which may exist somewhere out in the world but not in the building where the event is being hosted.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2018 14:31

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

1500quidpoocati posted:

lol if you don't alternate between wearing an entry level Seiko Automatic and a Casio F91w

Been genuinely tempted to get a Bagelgauss lately

# ¿ Nov 27, 2018 20:33

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

1500quidpoocati posted:

I am sexually excited by the Audi Quattro, the thing is just loving perfect.

This but Michele Mouton in a Quattro
Also there are no other rally cars except the Quattro, every other rally car is the lamest thing on four wheels
Also Sauber got Kimi a suit that matches his personality

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# ¿ Nov 27, 2018 21:26

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Mad shoutout respects to the greatest WDC and greatest Mindgamesman in F1 who won the WDC 2 years ago. The hero we need but not the hero we deserve

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# ¿ Nov 27, 2018 22:56

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Minto Took posted:

Thinking about getting another TAG Heuer in a few years. Just a regular 'ol automatic Formula 1 model--no chronograph.

Heuer is awesome, Niki Lauda had Heuer on his car. TAG Heuer is awful, Zak McLaren had TAG Heuer on its cars. Preemptive goondolences.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 02:00

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

:itshappening:

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# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 03:17

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

learnincurve posted:

Minicurve is going to be in the papers because she�s currently being headhunted by several major engineering firms, and the RAF, at 14. She�s currently researching who at NASA and formula 1 to send the article to.

Machiavellian child is going to go far.

Assuming her engineering skills are fine, have you seen her interact with her peers and authorities at school? Does she know how to maneuver in complicated adversarial social hierarchies? To play off the ambitions and fears of others without their understanding? To manipulate and control for personal gain and advancement? Then send that CV to Scuderia Ferrari

Also, tourbillons are worthless crap unless it's a gyrotourbillon

# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 21:01

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

I actually recognize a couple, but not enough to know if they're any good. What about that one who won the kart championship in the best kart race ever? Too young?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nERc_53wLE

# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 22:02

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

It's not British unless it kills a few people in the name of masculinity and the spirit of the gladiators

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 03:45

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Cactrot posted:

No Europeans involved, it was NASA using metric and Lockheed using imperial.

You know what was the first threaded fastener standard ever invented? Whitworth.
Rule Brittania

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 13:23

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

The best part was that multiple people noticed that the craft was going to be far too low and got told to gently caress off because they didn�t fill out the right form.

Now THAT sounds British

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 20:29

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

1500quidpoocati posted:

you should be working for an italian motorvehicle manufacturer.

Fix It Again Theophany

# ¿ Nov 30, 2018 00:19

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Trump stands on the top rung of the a-frame that is Facebook and Twitter

# ¿ Nov 30, 2018 15:05

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Will be interesting to compare The Lance with a 2018 Formula 1 Podium Finisher Sergio Perez next year

# ¿ Nov 30, 2018 16:30

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

1500quidpoocati posted:

the Japanese are terrific people who are probably excellent at building engines.

I still believe this despite 4 years of conflicting evidence

But seriously, which is worse -- 4chan or reddit?

# ¿ Nov 30, 2018 19:56

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Thanks Ants posted:

Stroll GP

That would unironically be a better name

# ¿ Dec 1, 2018 00:37

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Maybe he just likes Dale Jr?

# ¿ Dec 1, 2018 18:34

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

#MegaWDC

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# ¿ Dec 1, 2018 18:55

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Is Nazism considered good luck in China?

# ¿ Dec 1, 2018 20:59

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

So bourgeois Chinese love Lewis and peasant Chinese hate Lewis?

# ¿ Dec 2, 2018 01:13

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

EoRaptor posted:

They will do this from the balcony of their apartment in a building that doesn't have a fourth floor.

Chain Bear says F1 car numbers never had a 13 until Pastor Maldonado chose it

# ¿ Dec 2, 2018 02:43

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Can you also explain why people like max

Same reasons, economic and political disenfranchisement lead people toward morally repugnant extremist right wing ideologies

# ¿ Dec 2, 2018 14:10

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

You Am I posted:

Is it? I didn't know that. I always saw it associated with feminists who hate the word man. I'll remember that in future.

I always remembered it from PCU and the protest chant "hey hey ho ho this penis party's got to go" which would not actually be an unreasonable thing to chant in protest outside an F1 race

# ¿ Dec 3, 2018 02:43

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

If you got a woman to do it for you I bet you wouldn't be gay?

# ¿ Dec 3, 2018 15:26

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

All wings bigger? Won't that make more turbulence from the rear and and more aero sensitivity on the front end and therefore even less ability to follow other cars closely and therefore even less overtaking?

# ¿ Dec 3, 2018 18:10

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Bidets are an imperialist bourgeois appliance and as a Bernie voter I would never hang my rear end over one but I'm not at all surprised that the Japanese would make the best one and maybe I'd try that one

# ¿ Dec 3, 2018 21:25

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 14:14

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

Isn't there some F1 twitterist whose name has been @vetteleclerc for years now who must be :awesome:

ing at 2019

# ¿ Dec 4, 2018 00:01

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