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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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OhsH posted:

excuse me williams sabotaging stroll all year was outside of my control and i still got hit

I think this is fair.

My Papaya orange trash is in the mail. Barring somebody else (hint, hint, whack day bro) writing a spectacular season summary post I will look into writing one whilst on bath salts.

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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DoctorGonzo posted:

Dear Mrs. Iospace, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole year just to watch loving mercedes win again for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make me write an effort post telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a
Scud Poster
A Nando Fan
Lew Lew weird bathroom antics
A Ladder
Mercedes style sidepods
Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the worst thread



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A

:five:

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Thanks Ants posted:

We are all Stroll-tier posters

Extremely cool and good? I agree OP.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Khablam posted:

Please stop supporting stroll, you're better than this even ironically. Some people are at the top of the ladder, some are in the middle, still more are at the bottom, and a whole lot more don't even know there is a ladder. Stroll has never even heard of the ladder.

You're speaking in ladders again.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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DoctorGonzo posted:

Kimi was Ferrarí´s last pole man, race winner and WDC.
Goddamit Vettel you fraud.

Charles Leclerc is their next pole man, race winner and WDC.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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LochNessMonster posted:

Don’t forget the man who turns a top tier car into a reliable midpack finisher, Bottas.

Why would Mercedes keep this guy around? If ferarri didn’t Ferrari themselves out of the WDC they would’ve taken WCC for sure.

Because Toto is making bank on him being in Mercedes. Watch next season for the precise point at which Toto realises it is more financially beneficial for him to put Ocon in Bottas' car.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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I would watch the gently caress out of a Jochen Rindt biopic. Sack off all this superhero movie bollocks.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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NtotheTC posted:

Wierd that "well he wasnt terrible" seems to be an acceptable standard for f1 though. There genuinely are tiers of f1 drivers.

Tier 1 is Lewis, Kimi, Vettel, ricciardo, even max. Drivers who have shown theyre good at driving by being given an opportunity and taking it. For all the whining about "hurr they just got lucky and had the best car on the day“ they demonstrate frequently exactly why they got into that car and why they should stay there.

Then you have tier 2 drivers, hulkenbergs, bottas', ocons of the world world who have actual talent but not the consistency or the polish to show it. They get a chance to show what they can do and they gently caress it up and sadly thats all it takes to stop a career dead.

Then theres tier three or "nothing" drivers. These are guys that got in by the skin of their teeth or money or both. Basically what you get if you take the average person and give them the ability to drive as a profession. A life time of training and practice filling in the gaps caused by lack of talent. Are they some of the best drivers in the world? Yes sure. Is that good enough for f1? Nope. Noone should be surprised or upset when the revolving door these drivers live in rotates and dumps them out simultaneously bringing in a bunch of new ones. One of those new ones might be a tier2 or even tier1.

Love or hate a driver, in 5 seconds youll be able to mentally place them in one of those categories whether you like the answer or not.






Ericcson was tier3
E: so was Hartley

My 5 second tiers:

Tier 1: Stroll, Leclerc, Alonso
Tier 2: Vettel, Raikkonen
Tier 3: the rest.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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NtotheTC posted:

See even people with critical brain damage can take part

I prefer 'differently abled', thank you very much. :colbert:

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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DoctorGonzo posted:

i use a motorola g play, posts your phones ITT

A 256GB Space Gray iPhone X which UPS refused to leave on my porch whilst I was at work.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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1500quidpoocati posted:

I have an iPhone SE that I conned some sucker out of for a ridiculously low price. It’s like the perfect size phone and I’m legit angry they don’t make anything this small anymore.

lmao what kind of a dumb gay retard would sell an iPhone SE for cheap??

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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I mean they'd have to be amongst the bottom 1% of brains in the world.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Would you say their brains are smooth?

Smooth as a fastidiously seasoned cast iron skillet.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Khablam posted:

Is $1800 too much? 2k?
How far does this line of justification work? Does it just happen to be whatever price apple are asking?

Buy what you want if you can afford it. People pay tens of thousands for watches when a £10 Timex will do you just fine.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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This fuckin' owns so hard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpzOf4-6GoE

I'm not even sorry it's cheesy as gently caress 80s nostalgia, it was top of my YouTube recommendations this evening.

*chugs 2 litre bottle of Evian in slow motion*

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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1500quidpoocati posted:

I am sexually excited by the Audi Quattro, the thing is just loving perfect.

I long ago promised myself that if a Peugeot 205 GTI that isn't rusted to gently caress comes up for sale near me, I will buy it, post a farewell to you all in here and promptly go and get myself killed trying to go around a corner in it.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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The Quattro is nice in a 'your dad could've had one' kind of way, but the 037 is the epitome of bedroom wall poster Italian wank ammo.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Khablam posted:

Never thought the Audi Quattro could unite us all, except Theophany who posts with his anus.

Quattro owns.



If that doesn't stir a fire in your loins then you're somehow more dead from the neck down AND neck up than Sir Frank Williams.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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1500quidpoocati posted:

Reminder that this is a product Ford loving made that you could go into the dealership and buy.



Frank would've died to be driving that.

He'd be dead if he'd rented one of those, bless him.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Khablam posted:

None of our :toxx: conditions went far enough guys.
I watched this and got chills.
https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/a1elry/i_did_a_shoey_with_my_own_piss_because_i_bet/

who among us wouldn't drink our own piss from a shoe for le epic reddit karma

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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track day bro! posted:

I mean someone on these forums shat on a gamecube sooooo

Did they eat the Gamecube afterwards?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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big crush on Chad OMG posted:

I bet you degenerates would line up for Sharl to piss in your mouth from a ladder

Fuckin' A right, op

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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DoctorGonzo posted:

the first guy is some ducati loser or somesuch

Fuckin rad monobrow though

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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1500quidpoocati posted:

Look at how majestic this thing is, I wish I was blessed with such brow hair





Welcome to my teenage years.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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In other news, my cheeto dust orange McLaren poo poo arrived, ready for my toxx. Accepting all scripts via PM.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Lmfao, busted

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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track day bro! posted:

I don't like reddit but it's amazing how goons claim superiority over it because ???? This place is mostly just as poo poo and full of hugboxes, see the Formula 1 thread packed full of retards for example haha

Tony Montana posted:

I was like gently caress those SA fags I'm going to Reddit where I can find discussion and quality and..

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Khablam posted:

That's a lot of Bose friend.
How was Lewis' pole last weekend?

I couldn't fit it in with all the Sharpies. :eng99:

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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track day bro! posted:

I too, am a retard.


Big Tony was too good for Reddit and SA. I wouldn't be suprised to see him posting on pistonheads F1 forum as he'd fit right in.

I love posting on Pistonheads about how I'm an important executive by constantly going on about the excellent PCP deal I got on my BMW 435d xDrive in Estoril Blue with the ///M performance pack which I've had remapped.

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Twitter is a hell site but at least it has actual value, I barely even know how to get news without it

ICYMI: https://news.sky.com/story/starbucks-to-block-customers-using-wi-fi-to-watch-porn-in-us-outlets-11567467

Time to find a new hobby, friend.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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ilmucche posted:

Twitter has nearly zero value. Get an rss feed or visit your favourite news website.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1068397876332515328

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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track day bro! posted:

But you get gold like this!


I need to crowdfund the billionaire son of an african diamond mine owner!

Gonna need a link on that one mate

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Brainwrong posted:

OMFG HUGE NEWS!!!

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/stroll-force-india-perez-2019/4306795/

How this was kept under wraps I have no idea!!?! WOW

Headline is wrong? Should read "Stroll to end Perez career at Force India in 2019"

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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track day bro! posted:

It's in the telsa roadster thread in the main forum? IDK M8?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?

I wish I hadn't just gone over there. They have an entire loving thread dedicated to Max Verstappen.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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track day bro! posted:

Do ya remember (do ya) when Keven Magnussen was at McLaren

Edit: Wait did that happen or did I just make that up

Who?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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learnincurve posted:

rushes into thread panting

Reddit is full of corporate advertising, peadophiles, incels, men’s rights activists, racism, right wing nut jobs, a super serious and heavily used pro-trump board, rapists, people who identify as “gamers” and Max Verstappen fans.

Wishing reddit on people is a step too far, even for the worst thread.

Vote Labour.

Yeah but then again UKMT is a loving Marxist haven, soooo...

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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GramCracker posted:

“...still radiating from the heat of the lashes of his fathers belt.”

can't wait until max verstappen is an alcoholic wife-beating rear end in a top hat who reflects on his ultimately failed career in f1, it's the circle of life

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Frond posted:

I bought a Toyota 86.

Excellent choice.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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*checks Gonzo posting manual, stained with avocado and mayonnaise*

Delete this... uhh

*frantically flicks through pages*

my ex...?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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1500quidpoocati posted:

I really want a new Yaris but I have zero use for one and it doesn't seem like enough of an upgrade over my Corolla.

Buy a 14 year old Mercedes Benz C55 estate

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Jul 22, 2014

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

The sun finally set on the British empire the day land rover released a 2 wheel drive car.

Don't worry, a new dawn beckons on March 29th.

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