F1 Offseason: To the Winnow! To the wall!

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Posting in the offseason thread

# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 18:29

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 08:03

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Gigi Galli posted:

Shaaauuuhhhrrr Lehcluurrrhhhhh

He's a good lad, OP

# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 18:34

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-GaXa8tSBE

# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 18:43

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Correct, they really lucked out this year by having talented driver and sex symbol Fernando Alonso on their team to score points that they had no right to earn. Hopefully they have a good car for next year to cover for the deficit in driver talent.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 18:50

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I subscribed to the poo poo-tier of F1 TV and never used it, so not doing that again. Might have to get a Sky NowTV F1 season pass next time around.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 18:58

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Yeah it was good for F1. Vettel melting down made it less thrilling towards the end but I�m glad Kimi got a win :unsmith:

As nice as it would be to see a repeat of the start of 2012 they are the exception.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 19:07

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The shitposting will never stop regardless

# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 20:14

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iospace posted:

Thank you gonzo, you are free

# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 20:57

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DoctorGonzo posted:

wtf i tought i had to stop posting?!?!?!

anyways the hulkenberg crash was scary and if the marshalls are slower than the fire then it wont be pretty

Agreed, we should only race on tracks with non-poo poo marshalls.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 22:30

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

can someone repost the Lewis Dancing/Seb throwing a tantrum gif?

Scrolled through the last thread like an idiot to find this

# ¿ Nov 25, 2018 23:49

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Just lol if Big Sharl gets a WDC before Vettel gets his fifth.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 00:52

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Gigi Galli posted:

Would love to lol at this

�Big Sharl is faster than you. Please confirm.�

# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 01:33

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Both those scenarios would own

# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 08:14

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DoctorGonzo posted:

my friend track day bro should do a poster season review

We are all Stroll-tier posters

# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 13:08

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Theophany posted:

Charles Leclerc is their next pole man, race winner and WDC.

Phwoar

# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 16:05

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LochNessMonster posted:

Don�t forget the man who turns a top tier car into a reliable midpack finisher, Bottas.

Why would Mercedes keep this guy around? If ferarri didn�t Ferrari themselves out of the WDC they would�ve taken WCC for sure.

Bottas doesn�t even need to be told that he�s a number two driver. He will be giving up positions to Hamilton from the first race of 2019.

He�s a reliable person to put in a fast car to keep a distance to the next closest challenger, be he will never doing anything unpredictable that might jeopardise Lewis.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2018 19:56

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GramCracker posted:

The sound of the five cylinder and the chirp of the turbo wastegate gives me chills, and a massive cum inducing erection

What would happen if Alonso drifted round a corner on a gravel surface track in one?

# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 01:16

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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

:itshappening:

Driving a JCB is about right for Stroll

# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 09:52

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DoctorGonzo posted:

but im not buying mclaren merch?

McLaren exist

# ¿ Nov 28, 2018 16:21

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Beagle 2 was such a stereotypically British thing. A tiny budget, headed up by someone who looked like a homebrew enthusiast, and it didn't loving work.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 00:46

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The Kimoa Kid posted:

Beagle 2 looks worse in hindsight since NASA has been killing it recently, but around the turn of the millennium there were a ton of mission failures that were pretty much all more catastrophic than a solar panel not opening. NASA had one burn up in the atmosphere because they hosed up converting between imperial and metric.

Is that better or worse than not getting an engine and a gearbox to line up?

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 10:59

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If Ferrari doesn�t win what? If it�s �most bottled championships� then you�re in the clear.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2018 17:17

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Stroll GP

# ¿ Nov 30, 2018 23:16

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Wirth1000 posted:

hahahah a this is so loving stupid what the gently caress

Can't have sport without stats all over the place, covering up half the screen.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2018 23:51

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1500quidpoocati posted:

There�s nothing better than a good solid cleaning rear end wipe. These people aren�t living.

Wipes are bad for sewers and obviously they�re full of plastic because everything is. Bidets are pro tier and they should be more common.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2018 20:06

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You don't shove the bidet tap up your shitpipe

# ¿ Dec 4, 2018 01:05

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1500quidpoocati posted:

GM more like BM lmao

# ¿ Dec 4, 2018 21:57

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Gonna see some awesome results from the Colgate Bogan this year, I can feel it

# ¿ Feb 10, 2019 23:39

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RBRs are going to Honda themselves and Max will be annoyed which will be fun to watch, Vettel is going to get shown up by Sharl and keep making mistakes, Bottas is poo poo. Lots of podium opportunities for Danny Ric.

# ¿ Feb 10, 2019 23:59

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Also without looking it up, who is driving for McLaren this year

# ¿ Feb 11, 2019 00:02

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Rhopunzel posted:

honda haven't been on form since...about 1991, so i'm not holding my breath

of course now that i've said that they'll magically be amazing next year and win the championship

They're a terrifying force in the way that pistons flying out of the engine casing are scary

Old Grasshopper posted:

I can totally see Pierre with his more years with Honda getting on better than Verstappen.

Having said that, it would be amazing if Gasly shits all over Verstappen.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2019 10:32

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DoctorGonzo posted:

he was good one (1) time

He was using illegal parts and they set fire to the garage to destroy the evidence, OP

# ¿ Feb 11, 2019 14:39

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GP2 paint, GP2 paint!

# ¿ Feb 11, 2019 16:21

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You won't see the Williams paint scheme anyway, because Bobby K is going to be going so fast that it will be blurred, and the other guy will put it into the wall on lap 1.

# ¿ Feb 11, 2019 17:20