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GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Thanks Ants posted:

sex symbol Fernando Alonso

Mods, make this my name. Tia

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GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

TrueChaos posted:

I hope Honda is not poo poo next year, Max is fun to watch.

Shut the gently caress up, khablam

You Am I posted:

With Fernando doing special comments from the track

Jensen: How's it out there?
Fernando: I'm freezing, Yensen

I just went from 6 to midnight :flashfap:

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Carth Dookie posted:

Lol at all of you pretending you wouldn't immediately fall to your knees and do your best Hoover impression if you actually experienced the magnificent Nando's charisma and gravitas in person.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

1500quidpoocati posted:

I am sexually excited by the Audi Quattro, the thing is just loving perfect.

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

Also there are no other rally cars except the Quattro, every other rally car is the lamest thing on four wheels

These are unironically the two best opinions the worst thread has ever seen

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Theophany posted:



If that doesn't stir a fire in your loins then you're somehow more dead from the neck down AND neck up than Sir Frank Williams.

....so you’re just dead then

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
The sound of the five cylinder and the chirp of the turbo wastegate gives me chills, and a massive cum inducing erection

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Thanks Ants posted:

What would happen if Alonso drifted round a corner on a gravel surface track in one?

I’d literally cum to death

Frond posted:

Reminder that this thing beat the Quattro without even being AWD. Mid-Engine supremacy wins yet again.

It’s good that the Ferrari 288 never got to race in Group B as intended because it would have owned for a minute, then I remember Audi were making a mid-engined Quattro and I just lol @ failrarri cuz the 288 would have gotten curb stomped

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

DoctorGonzo posted:

This is some kind of racism against latinos?

Also im going to buy this

https://www.zmart.cl/scripts/prodview.asp?idProduct=73924

What kind of WCC losing calls are you going to make with it?

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

CratSock posted:

Then you can recreate these precious forums avatars in your own home!

and

Goddamn that second one took me way too long to find.

Norns should post more tbh

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

what the gently caress dude

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Plz don’t denigrate the sanctity of butt sharpies

What’s the max number of sharpies you’ve put in your butt, OP?

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

1500quidpoocati posted:

There’s gonna be no comparison. Stroll is gonna own Perez

If you mean own him by having more total dollars in his bank account, then yeah

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

CratSock posted:

"Max slowly put one bare foot on the ladder. The cool aluminum was refreshing against the contrast of his hot skin..."

“...still radiating from the heat of the lashes of his fathers belt.”

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Wirth1000 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4z2hs2oI20

hahahah a this is so loving stupid what the gently caress

I’m willing to bet $1000 that reddit broke an arm jerking off over this

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Khablam posted:

My kitty is super normal. Makes you think, right?

(that's the exact warmest part of the underfloor heating)

Wow, underfloor heating, some humble brag right there

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
good cat posts itt. who'd have thought that cats brought us together

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

The Kimoa Kid posted:

There's absolutely no reason to get a dog when you could get a cat (which effectively takes care of itself) or a human child (which can talk and do kickflips) instead.

i don't want a human child

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
my catte and doggo



GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Wirth1000 posted:

Posting as a triute to Sergey Sirotkin and Daniil Kvyat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D5PRDQPMOE

Who is driving that into a frozen lake :catstare:

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Sneak preview of the 2019 WDC

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
JPM: "The car is poop" (@44:10)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7q5Q2lZuiI

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
George Russell creeps me the gently caress out. I mean, just look at this m'fer, looks like a mash up of a boy/girl photo and then further crossed with a ventriloquist puppet :chloe:



GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

True

Also true

Not true, anime is way worse than that

Anime is not worse than Lance Stroll

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
Why are you so ugly op?

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

DoctorGonzo posted:

Moustache crew represent



Hi Pablo

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

poty posted:




Congrats to Lewis for being on track to winning the 2018 championship. Sure, it's official for now but maybe some of the Labour posters in this thread will decide that really Vettel should have won and demand a last minute 2018 re-do on the week of the next Australian GP

This post belongs in your username

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
Pat Symonds looks like he's smuggling a half inflated beach ball under his shirt.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
who else is excited to see the documentary, mortal engines, coming to theaters this friday that chronicles the history and plight of britain?

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Theophany posted:

Cycling is somehow the only sport more fraudulent than F1. The true competition is how creatively you can blood dope or defend why you took a bottle of boner pills on the final stages of the Tour de France.

*in extremely French accent* I just wanteed mah bonaire to cut tru de aire more effiently

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Feels Villeneuve posted:

are there costcos in chile and do they sell completos


Sounds like a missed opportunity imo

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Theophany posted:

Nah, Rosberg for his season long masterclass in games of the mind that broke Poois Shamilton and delivered him a stellar World Driver's Championship against the odds in a fairytale season tbh.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Imagine a very near parallel world where Lewis never joined Mercedes and we have multi WDC 2014-2018 Nico Rosberg :allears:

GramCracker fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Dec 14, 2018

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
loving lol. honda, a massive international automobile corporation, couldn't make a reasonable f1 engine through developing a single cylinder test unit... yet cosworth made a 3 cylinder variant of what would be the v12 for the Valkyrie in 5 months. successful tests of the 3 cylinder then developed into a 1,000hp v12 engine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk8ZrN__nmA&t=113s

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Gigi Galli posted:

I dunno, they both look stoned

I’d blaze it up with Arrivabene

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Wirth1000 posted:

What are you getting me?

An Aztec

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll
In a nuclear war they say the only thing to survive will be cockroaches. Which means the UK will still have a functioning government.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

DoctorGonzo posted:



Me reading your posts

looks like you staring at a bad completo

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

They imposed some moderate efficiency rules on F1 and Mercedes made the most efficient reciprocating engine ever devised in the span of like 2 years. All you gotta do is give Germans some orders and they can accomplish amazing things

The craziest part is that they are operating at a thermal efficient of like 60%+ or something absurd.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Brawn batting 1000 :smug:

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Wirth1000 posted:

Brawn won because Formula 1 sucks. The real racing series is IndyCar with extremely broken safety standards, washed up loving trash drivers, Graham Rahal, completely anonymous drivers which wouldn't even make it in the first rung of IMSA....

Everyone has a chance of winning not because they're "equal spec" cars it's because everyone is so loving poo poo that it's a complete loving crapshoot as to who wins or, in the case of IndyCar, lives/doesn't get paralyzed.

Brawn won because he fuccin owned super hard, idiot

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GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Wirth1000 posted:

Max Verstappen owns but not as much as Fernando Alonso, G.O.A.T.

Agreed OP

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