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Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
"I was convicted of murdering someone that couldn't mind their business."

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Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Mr. Steak posted:

i mean, its not that children should be expected to say the term, but its 2 words "parent" "kill" that are really basic, so i find it funny that jmdict (the dictionary jisho uses), and i guess by extension sister make, are using such an official-sounding word

How did that pun about killing the French work in the original?

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Mr. Steak posted:

im gonna let you figure that one out on your own lmao

If only the op had continued their translation so all the valid posts were color coded...

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
Is there a reason Japanese people get embarrassed by being audibly hungry?

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Mr. Steak posted:

isn't a loudly growling stomach embarrassing in western culture too...?

Not that I can ever remember seeing. It usually gets ignored or a "let's go get lunch". Meanwhile, I've seen it several times in anime where the hungry person apologizes for their tummy's outburst.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
At least he didn't stay behind while she went to go get drinks instead:

"I should use her absence as an opportunity to practice, but which song? I haven't listened to much music. She wanted to talk about love so I should probably pick something romantic. 'Closer' sounds good enough..."

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
Slam the door so she thinks it was just him walking back into the room.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
I'm imagining this taking place with a super loud DDR style menu.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
She wakes up to Tohru doing the best rendition of "gently caress The Police" the world has ever seen.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Mr. Lobe posted:

I read this in the western way at first and thought she was saying no to him asking her to be his girlfriend

You missed a panel, so it would be:
"Is this really happening?"
"No"
"I need to sit down”

...which is also funny.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
Calling it now that Dun Guy is in charge of hiring.

Selklubber posted:

I hope he doesn't end up in jail or dead again, I want to see how the TV show with Oda turns out

If he doesn't end up in jail he'll still get to do the medium show one way or another.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Glenn Quebec posted:

Must be a uk thing. Electronic documents can still be legal in the us.

They can, but aren't by default. Many companies like the simplicity of "punch in 10 digit number, press send, walk away".

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Mr. Lobe posted:

Unlikely, considering they are apparently hiring for QA.

"Make sure there is no way to skip the ads"

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
"You two wash dishes for a living because you're 15. I do it because I went to prison for double murder. Are we all agreed I should take my anger out on dishes?"

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
Shows up at 11:47... the night before. Is made CEO for his astounding work ethic.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Has there ever been a case of an obsessive SA thread contacting the outside world and it turning out well?

That lady that dresses like a mermaid?

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Aino Minako posted:

Guessing it’s a reference to O.L.s or “office ladies” in Japan: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_lady Basically young, unmarried women who do menial tasks in offices.

The magazine is probably written for an audience of women in that job. It could also be pornography themed around such women. (Or some of both.)

Thank God a Wikipedia contributor took a picture of a lady on the subway while she wasn't looking so we'd have an example for that article.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

RBA Starblade posted:

The only part he said out loud that we know of is "Is my favorite".

This assumes that young NEET doesn't also have Austin Powers syndrome where he has no inner monologue and accidentally says everything out loud.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
Remind me again but is currency converted during translation? I need to know if NEET is going to blow his money on a Lamborghini or a Honda.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

RandomFerret posted:

Tien has three goddamn eyes! If you're disqualifying krillin you gotta disqualify him and then you've got Videl I guess? Maybe Yajirobe?

Wouldn't Master Roshi be stronger than them or did they retcon him into literally being a turtle or something?

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Gwyneth Palpate posted:

he's gonna buy the game anyways isn't he

Its his first game and he's going to be really excited to not see his name in the credits.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
He should follow Crime Neet's example and quit immediately.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Plant MONSTER. posted:

I feel like NEET could've done a better job killing his parents and I hope he gets it right in the part-time adventure timeline.

Part-time NEET will successfully kill both his parents but it will be ruled a suicide and he'll get away with it.

He will then meet a girl who wont be interested in him, but they will then begin dating after he tells the story of his tragic past.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

hyphz posted:

Either that or it’s the equivalent of singing “The Merry Go Round Broke Down”..

Although it is pretty impressive if you can sing that well

Didn't know that song even had lyrics except when Eddie Valiant made some up to kill weasels.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
So beautiful, she sings just like DMX.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

"The spirits are telling me that the guy in the sunglasses didn't murder his parents."
"What a stupid thing to say! Probably everybody here didn't murder their parents. Security! Escort this idiot from the building."

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
That would be the correct call to make anyway. What are they going to say, "Number 4 was a real picture of a ghost and we 100% didn't get swindled by a con artist"?

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Lord Stimperor posted:

Five pages of NEET ruminating which character he should pick and how it would interact with his social standing within the team

...only to find that the Character Select screen has timed out, assigned him a random character, and he's already lost Round 1.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
One of them can see ghosts, the other can hear them. Unfortunate that you'll need to pay for both.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
Eager to see what his plan is.
"HI MOM, I'M YELLING FROM THE FRONT DOOR BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU ARE CURRENTLY COOKING DINNER BECAUSE I WANTED YOU TO KNOW A GHOST TOLD ME WHAT WE'RE HAVING. ALSO I LOST MY SENSE OF SMELL, SO I COULDN'T HAVE POSSIBLY FIGURED IT OUT THAT WAY!"

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
Enami finds an empty house and a note reading "Getting takeout, be home soon"

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
Enami self-:neet: during this conversation. In the present, we find out he's been astral-projecting this whole time. Nobody realizes until they check the tapes after the show and realize he was never there.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Mordja posted:

"Our boy's all grown up. Welp, I guess he doesn't need us anymore time to :neet:

Audio warning: the Mission Hill DVDs were mastered really loud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMK-4OWaYMo&t=729s (Should start at 12:09)

Cat Hatter fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Jun 10, 2021

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Vic posted:

Alright middle school is ages 11 - 13

what is happening here

edit: In japanese Chūgakkō (中学, Middle School) 12 to 15.
STILL NOT GREAT!

When I was a freshman in highschool I had friends that were having sex (with people their own age) at 13-14. Teenagers are perverts.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Mafic Rhyolite posted:

Having sex at 14 is pretty normal lol did you go to an all boys Christian school or something

My post was about how it's normal. Did you ingest a bunch of lead paint as a kid?

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Mafic Rhyolite posted:

Not you, the other guy

I apologize for assuming you were responding to the post directly above yours and not clowning on the guy who never thought to touch a boob until he was 24.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

BigBadSteve posted:

Of course, Tohru has had a highly visible boner from the instant Miss Nishiyama entered the elevator, but he's too stuck in his (big) head to notice.

Confirmed that Tohru hasn't been visible below the waist since she appeared.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
"My dad told me not to touch his salami, but I touched it anyway"

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
"If you sleep in your clothes and don't shower, you only need enough time to handle your salami before heading to work”

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Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

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Xenocides posted:

Don’t want her to realize I am into her.

I will propose marriage to confuse her.

He's going to throw this whole conversation into disarray.

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