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canyoneer posted:you can time travel but only forwards in time and only at normal speed *puts bag on head, waits 18 seconds, removes bag* wow the future is so different! |
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Dec 12, 2018 23:09
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Dungeon Ecology posted:*puts bag on head, waits 18 seconds, removes bag* remember when the clock said 8:14, and like, now it says 8:15? wow haha wowee |
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Dec 12, 2018 23:12
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alnilam posted:remember when the clock said 8:14, and like, now it says 8:15? wow haha wowee Only 90-seconds-ago kids will get this |
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Dec 12, 2018 23:36
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canyoneer posted:you can time travel but only forwards in time and only at normal speed The inconvenient and upsetting side effect is that you get older every time you use your power. |
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Dec 13, 2018 00:05
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google THIS posted:Only 90-seconds-ago kids will get this lol |
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Dec 13, 2018 00:11
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Dungeon Ecology posted:*puts bag on head, waits 18 seconds, removes bag* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZknFhQftrug&t=38s
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Dec 14, 2018 14:53
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Your superpower is being able to say "ooooo-wee" at appropriate times but also you reek of piss constantly.
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google THIS posted:Only 90-seconds-ago kids will get this |
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Dec 24, 2018 18:50
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hamjobs posted:your superpower is that you can shoot lasers from your eyes but also it burns when you pee i mean if i peed out of my eyes i bet it would burn even without the L.A.S.E.R.s you have all the powers of a bee but if you sting someone you don't die like bees do but you still lose your rear end so youäll look all hosed up
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Dec 27, 2018 15:33
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Jerry Cotton posted:you have all the powers of a bee but if you sting someone you don't die like bees do but you still lose your rear end so youäll look all hosed up |
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Dec 27, 2018 17:37
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Jerry Cotton posted:i mean if i peed out of my eyes i bet it would burn even without the L.A.S.E.R.s
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Dec 27, 2018 18:33
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Jerry Cotton posted:i mean if i peed out of my eyes i bet it would burn even without the L.A.S.E.R.s How many dimensions does your rear end exist in tho asking for a friend
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Dec 27, 2018 18:42
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Jerry Cotton posted:you have all the powers of a bee but if you sting someone you don't die like bees do but you still lose your rear end so youäll look all hosed up |
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Dec 27, 2018 19:06
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your superpower is having a real hosed up rear end and the unrested side effect is wanting to show everyone your mad hosed up rear end
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Dec 27, 2018 22:41
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vanisher's superpower is drawing a crab, just the one, but the crab is alive and has feelings and thoughts and holes and dreams like the rest of us because he's A REAL BOY CAN'T YOU SEE HE IS ALIVE also the crab has some unhealthy ideas about human sexuality
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Dec 27, 2018 22:42
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I ♥️ my hosed up torn-off rear end |
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Dec 27, 2018 22:45
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google THIS posted:I ♥️ my hosed up torn-off rear end
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Dec 27, 2018 22:49
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you can fly but you lose all of your senses once you invoke your power and you don’t get them back until 24 hours after you land you are the fastest lyft/uber driver with the best luck with traffic but only if you play lou bega’s mambo no 5 at an almost uncomfortable volume and you can’t tell anyone your secret or else you’ll lose it
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Dec 27, 2018 23:13
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My Super power is i forcot how nice byob is There is no down side
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Dec 27, 2018 23:31
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you got good dick game but you also have low dick energy
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Dec 27, 2018 23:31
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hamjobs posted:you got good dick game but you also have low dick energy In 40 so this ' s just life.
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superpower: can teleport anywhere at any given time side effect: excessively large foreskin with pronounced drooping and discoloration
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Dec 27, 2018 23:40
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google THIS posted:I ♥️ my hosed up torn-off rear end I mean, who doesn't? That thing really gets around if you know what I mean.
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Dec 28, 2018 04:27
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You can fly, but you have to wear tights and constantly go to the doctor for erections lasting longer than 4 hours.
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hamjobs posted:your superpower is having a real hosed up rear end and the unrested side effect is wanting to show everyone your mad hosed up rear end your superpower is being the goatse guy 
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Dec 28, 2018 08:16
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bare bottom pancakes posted:your superpower is being the goatse guy hell yeah I love bein dead
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Dec 28, 2018 08:38
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you talk a big game but also you can actually talk to big game, and they do not appreciate your opinions
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Dec 28, 2018 13:46
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You can see through the fourth wall but you keep seeing the same ten-ish people so you go through life acutely aware that whatever show you're a part of doesn't have much of a following. |
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Dec 28, 2018 15:06
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the power to predict the future but only in spanish and the rest of your superhero crew doesnt speak spanish |
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Dec 29, 2018 02:56
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You can smoke as much weed as you want at a party and not get high at all and win bets and dares and stuff, until the party ends. That's when it all catches up to you https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Dec 29, 2018 04:09
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Unlimited free refills everywhere you go but with a dick sucking trolley robot
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Dec 29, 2018 05:14
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google THIS posted:You can see through the fourth wall but you keep seeing the same ten-ish people so you go through life acutely aware that whatever show you're a part of doesn't have much of a following. Aka acute awareness that as soon as you are no longer able to entertain these ten-ish dorks, existence as you know it will cease, aka florida manism. |
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Dec 30, 2018 17:33
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You need to do something wild to boost the ratings.
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Dec 30, 2018 19:24
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I just read through this thread again. It was really funny, good job everybody 
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I agree. makes me nostalgic though... lots of used-to-post-ers up in here 
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Bacon Taco posted:You can fly, but you have to wear tights and constantly go to the doctor for erections lasting longer than 4 hours. What if I don't want the erections? Can I just... not go to the doctor? |
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Huffing industrial solvents gives you x-ray vision, and also all the usual side effects. |
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A really cool super power but your origin story is super loving cringe. |
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you can speak horse language but the horses are all racist as hell
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