superpowers with inconvenient and upsetting side effects

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alnilam

Thanos but you've already signed away all the rights to your likeness to HRONIS grape corp so nobody fears you because they just think you're "the grape guy"

# ¿ Dec 6, 2018 18:41

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 00:24

alnilam

504 posted:

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# ¿ Dec 6, 2018 19:39

alnilam

Karate Bastard posted:

Telepath, but can only broadcast

E: while farting

everyone always hearing "aaah yeah" in their heads an not sure why

# ¿ Dec 7, 2018 23:55

alnilam

Manifisto posted:

you will never starve because you can eat literally anything and it will taste like bananas. however literally everything will taste like bananas.

listening to hollaback girl sobbing your eyes out wondering what it all means

# ¿ Dec 10, 2018 04:20

alnilam

Dungeon Ecology posted:

*puts bag on head, waits 18 seconds, removes bag*

wow the future is so different!

remember when the clock said 8:14, and like, now it says 8:15? wow haha wowee

# ¿ Dec 12, 2018 23:12

alnilam

google THIS posted:

Only 90-seconds-ago kids will get this

lol

# ¿ Dec 13, 2018 00:11

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 00:24

alnilam

Jerry Cotton posted:

i mean if i peed out of my eyes i bet it would burn even without the L.A.S.E.R.s

you have all the powers of a bee but if you sting someone you don't die like bees do but you still lose your rear end so youäll look all hosed up

_{ty manifisto}

# ¿ Dec 27, 2018 18:33

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