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your superpower is that you can shoot lasers from your eyes but also it burns when you pee your body was impervious to bullet, puncture and scrape wounds but you also had really bad eczema teeth and jaw made of adamantium but erectile dysfunction |
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you can run at speeds surpassing a bullet train but you have IBS
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Dec 6, 2018 18:31
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heightened sense of sight, smell and hearing would be its own punishment but you also develop an unhealthy sexual relationship with your blender
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Dec 6, 2018 18:32
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wonder woman but every time she throws her golden lasso she experiences mild urinary incontinence
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Dec 6, 2018 18:51
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Super fast healing but chronic halitosis so bad you can smell it from another room over
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Dec 8, 2018 02:10
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What if your superpowers only manifest when you're naked but you're perceived as horribly unattractive in different ways by everyone Also your dick is bent in a weird way and it's not conducive to good sex
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Dec 8, 2018 03:45
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You have the power of sobriety, no matter what substance you inject, but you end every sentence with the third step prayer.
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Dec 8, 2018 09:08
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drilldo squirt posted:You can make an exact copy of you wherever you desire but you also die and your copy is unaware of this.
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Dec 8, 2018 16:31
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Telepathic control of birds but they constantly poo poo on everything you love.
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Dec 8, 2018 16:36
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You're really really really good at programming but have incredible body odor. Also your name is Richard Stallman.
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Dec 10, 2018 03:30
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immense, superhuman strength but only in your pelvic floor muscles
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Dec 10, 2018 07:09
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Karate Bastard posted:Finally an explanation for this bollocks gently caress me I understood most of that My superpower has been revealed: I speak Traveller cant 
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Dec 10, 2018 20:54
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Manifisto posted:okay I get that it's a callout and they're extremely mad about something, but what are they so mad about?? someone took off instead of doing the right thing by someone's sister and on top of that he threatened to beat someone's rear end but instead pissed off to another island (England)
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Dec 12, 2018 05:42
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Your superpower is being able to say "ooooo-wee" at appropriate times but also you reek of piss constantly.
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Dec 23, 2018 15:55
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Jerry Cotton posted:i mean if i peed out of my eyes i bet it would burn even without the L.A.S.E.R.s How many dimensions does your rear end exist in tho asking for a friend
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Dec 27, 2018 18:42
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your superpower is having a real hosed up rear end and the unrested side effect is wanting to show everyone your mad hosed up rear end
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Dec 27, 2018 22:41
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vanisher's superpower is drawing a crab, just the one, but the crab is alive and has feelings and thoughts and holes and dreams like the rest of us because he's A REAL BOY CAN'T YOU SEE HE IS ALIVE also the crab has some unhealthy ideas about human sexuality
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Dec 27, 2018 22:42
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google THIS posted:I ♥️ my hosed up torn-off rear end
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Dec 27, 2018 22:49
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you got good dick game but you also have low dick energy
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Dec 27, 2018 23:31
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superpower: can teleport anywhere at any given time side effect: excessively large foreskin with pronounced drooping and discoloration
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Dec 27, 2018 23:40
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bare bottom pancakes posted:your superpower is being the goatse guy hell yeah I love bein dead
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Dec 28, 2018 08:38
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you talk a big game but also you can actually talk to big game, and they do not appreciate your opinions
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Dec 28, 2018 13:46
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Unlimited free refills everywhere you go but with a dick sucking trolley robot
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Dec 29, 2018 05:14
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