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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
I hope he ages 20 years during his first term

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Smiling Jack posted:

unfufilling and pointless

But enough about your bedroom performance

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Also

Hot Karl Marx posted:

i hope he has a stroke and loving lives as a mostly crippled piece of poo poo and has to be 25th'd out because he refuses to step down, and then lives long enough as a sentient vegetable to watch his empire crumble and his shithead kids go to prison

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Remember that time he had a whole episode about being nice to fat girls? Now he just steals posts from /b/ and /pol/ for chudbux

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Soulex posted:

So is porn

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S NOT REALLY loving HER BROTHER???

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

quote:

“You want to do a gap year?” the general said. “Come do your gap year in the Army.”

lmao

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
The best is when I was outprocessing in 2009 and one of the last stops is a talk to a retainment officer, who gave me the "if you get out now without going guard or reserve at the least you might get recalled blah blah" talk.

"Ok, out of curiosity what do I need to do to get to an SF national guard unit?"

"Oh, they're already over strength. In fact almost everything in the national guard is full, as well as the reserves"

"...oh."

I didn't sweat getting recalled too much.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

facialimpediment posted:

I'm not entirely sure how to put this much awesome into words, so I won't.

https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/1080899068405133312?s=19

It's Kyrsten Sinema for anyone else that was confused without diving into the comments

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Is there a hipster coffee shop in the west wing that he overheard this in?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Bolow posted:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/proud-boys-gavin-mcinnes-neighbors_us_5c2f843ae4b0e755f65c38bc?6mm

Proud Boys founder is getting upset that his neighbors put signs up in their yards telling him to gently caress off


Also here's a picture of him without his beard



Has no chin while also having 5 chins :psyduck:

oh good, the KT Nelson comments section already took care of the obvious

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Best Friends posted:

It's really saying something that in the age of trump, the dumbest sounding conservative commentators are the "intellectual" never trump guys, the kind who ran the house in the bush years.

Case in point:

https://twitter.com/baseballcrank/status/1082296110432047105?s=21

Summer camp is also a camp. So is space camp. So are child concentration camps. If you are against all camps regardless of purpose or function, you are against Yellowstone, Yosemite, and Auschwitz

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Fister Roboto posted:

Go full Qin, build the wall out of marines.

So just this across the entire border

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHg9_F2IvWM

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

StandardVC10 posted:

I don't think Trump can really drive California any closer to an independence movement but drat if he isn't trying as hard as he can

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
exposing a gaping hole in our nation's southern region

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

DownByTheWooter posted:

Some lady was on the radio, talking about what federal workers are working without pay. Lol she named like ten kinds of cop, so I think I've changed my mind about the shutdown it's actually good

One of those groups of cops keeps backwoods retards from tearing down ancient trees to go loving 4-wheeling in a national park, so I'd kinda like it to end.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Nice and hot piss posted:

I personally feel more inclined to protecting animals and wildlife (park ranger) than protecting humans (normal cop)

Yeah this honestly sounds awesome and I'd move across the US to do it.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Well I like socialism, and I like my nation, so I guess yes?

E: why is everyone calling me a nazi I just want socialism on a national scale????

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
If Twitter has any balls they'll suspend him for violating the terms of service

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Eve seems like one of those games that's better to read about than to actually play, especially the goonfleet stuff.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

quote:

Per Sarah Sanders: “much of the residence staff at the White House is furloughed – so the President is personally paying for the event to be catered with some of everyone’s favorite fast foods.”

lmao how the gently caress is 2019 even real

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
The children that shovel coal into the white house furnace are also furloughed

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

I've never laughed harder at this loving clowns shenanigans, holy poo poo 2019 peaked and we're only 2 weeks into it haha we're all gonna die

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Nah, even bigger than that. Imagine working since junior high to be the best player you possibly can. You're always starting, making your way up through high school, getting noticed by talent scouts, and finally landing a scholarship to Clemson University. You work your rear end off for three or four years, and finally it pays off, you've stomped Alabama and won the greatest game you've played yet. And on top of that, you're invited to the White House!

before you leave, the coach gives a big speech about 'not making this political, everybody act professional and be respectful'. Everyone needs to be on their best behavior and represents Clemson in the best light they possibly can.

And what happens when you get there? Donald loving Trump gives you cold rear end burgers off the loving dollar menu served on 200 year old serveware and wants to tell you all about how great his wall is. And in the back of your mind you're probably thinking, "if this were George w bush, he probably would've bought 100 pounds of meat and grilled some loving burgers for us"

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
v-v-virtue signaling! :qq:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Kinda wish the rest of the DoD missed a paycheck as well, just to compare the threats of mutiny between administrations.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
If he's trying to replicate his Twitter shtick I volunteer to sit in the audience and remind him his sociopath kid killed a dog after every 'joke'

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Which one's better, Fyre or Fyre Fraud? I watched the internet historian version of it and got to watch the Twitter live shitstorm, but some more behind the scenes stuff would be good

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
part of transitioning means you go from a handsy-uncle centrist to a woke socialist, who knew :shrug:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Handsome Ralph posted:

But they had bikes! /s

They ran over her foot!!

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Crakkerjakk posted:

What y'all really need is a nice ice storm or three.

worth it for the crash compilations alone

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Please don’t make me think of Trump’s hog.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
By my deeds I honor Him





V8

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Jesus loving Christ, maybe reeducation camps are actually a good idea

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Pictured: All 5 remaining polar bears

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Fallom posted:

I didn’t engage with that point but from the context it seemed like they were trying to imply that excessive emotional attachment to the environment might lead one to latch on to studies that confirm that viewpoint. Obviously that argument is completely insane given that we’re talking about the entire planet’s worth of scientists lining up against Mr. Burns and guys who think the concept of nutrition is a leftist plot.

To be honest I wish I could find some way out of this mental mode I currently feel where it seems like the rational world is slipping away and I need to engage with these people in order to feel like I’m helping in some way. Being dismissive works great on the internet but not in real life when somebody you’d otherwise respect starts going off on a science denialism tangent.

I’ll note that these feelings became more prominent when I started drinking less.

People honestly believe that the earth is flat.

We've slipped from any grounding in reality a long time ago. What used to be satire is now irrefutable truth, and it's impossible to know who's in on the joke and who truly believes in it.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Just saw this truck heading toward the back gates to SeaTac airport and recognized the sign.



Ammo for a regular training exercise, or AN INVASION OF VENEZUELA??! :tinfoil:

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

EBB posted:

Let's not go down that road.

i thought it was already settled that woof was the winner(assists count right?)

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