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If big burly men in underwear and spandex grabbing each other and rolling around on the ground is fake, then I don't want to know what's real anymore.
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facialimpediment posted:https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1080542594629804032?s=19 How long till he starts giving himself titles like Idi Amin? Or even better, tries to sell them to whoever ponies up the cash.
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Jan 2, 2019 20:20
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I'm just waiting on them to lower their standards so I can sneak in and take advantage of all that socialized healthcare, housing and education. If Seattle is any indication at least it won't take long. The longer Trump stays in office the better my chances. I just want someone to thank me for my service (of menial office tasks) dammit!
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Jan 3, 2019 00:10
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You had written that on my secret santa box as well, I meant to look into it but got distracted so I'll get on that this evening. Do I have the work ethic right?
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Jan 3, 2019 00:27
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Fallom posted:The AF is absolutely hurting for new recruits; they just haven't been in the news over it for whatever reason. I was at a brief a couple years ago given by the 3-star in charge of recruiting and he did a good job breaking down the numbers to show that out of so many high-school graduates every year, only a tiny fraction are even eligible for service before you even ask the question of whether they want to serve in the first place. The recent changes in weed and tattoo waiver policies are examples of how the USAF is trying to widen that pool. You probably don't know but just in case, does this go for officers as well or just enlisted?
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Jan 3, 2019 01:49
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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:There's that one photo of him on the grounds of the white house where he looks utterly run down and exhausted. I remember someone here saying it was the first photo of trump where he actually looked human It was his best picture because the sun was setting and the light was hitting his face full-force, so it washed out all the detail.
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Jan 4, 2019 00:45
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Syrian Lannister posted:Diplomatic Immunity has been revoked I'm too old for this poo poo
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Jan 5, 2019 20:51
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LingcodKilla posted:Did trump ever define where the new jobs made would be exactly? I remember at one point he was pushing hard to save Chinese jobs. Jobs that were in jeopardy because all the phones they were making had hardcoded back doors for the Chinese government to use as they saw fit, and the adults in the room said "Hey you can't sell that poo poo here."
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Jan 7, 2019 18:27
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Trump will forget to tie his shoes, trip, get a scuff on his suit, claim he was attacked by a migrant terrorist, boom state of emergency, army fucks around in another desert for the rest of his presidency. At least it's our desert this time I guess.
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Jan 7, 2019 19:12
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mlmp08 posted:Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital does not accept private insurance. poo poo like this is why I considered a DNR a while back (and a couple other things, to be fair, but still).
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Jan 7, 2019 20:49
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facialimpediment posted:If he declares an emergency over this bullshit, most of the money is likely to come from military construction dollars. I guess we don't need Tyndall after all. Luckily my brother finally got the word he's going to Arizona so he and his family can move out of the hotel room finally.
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Jan 8, 2019 20:39
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He doesn't work well without a crowd to amp up.
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Jan 9, 2019 03:19
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As an aside I would like to thank the white house aide who hid the last crayon-plastered page that had the "I declare an emergency to do what I want" line on it. If only they would fiddle with the wifi router to block twitter's domain.
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Jan 9, 2019 03:36
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egyptian rat race posted:I like the intro to Apocalypse Now but that seems kinda vanilla When that dude said he loved the smell of napalm in the morning he really meant it.
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Jan 9, 2019 17:43
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nwin posted:So is that funding currently being used to restore those states from past disasters, or is it funding allocated for anticipated disasters? I'm a bit slow on the uptake, remember the other day he said he was pulling disaster response funds from California because it was "mismanaged"? At first I thought he was just blathering about the dumdum meanie heads on the other coast, I think he might be putting this plan in place already. Hopefully the two are unrelated, guess we'll see.
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Jan 11, 2019 06:50
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McNally posted:Those were FEMA funds he threatened to pull, which aren't the same. Ok, that's a relief. He is doing his damnedest to not get the hint they don't want him there anymore.
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Jan 11, 2019 15:02
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Kid hasn't even hit puberty yet but somehow he got a stripper knocked up.
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Jan 12, 2019 18:34
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TF CURES GENERATOR posted:Would she be worse than Trump? No? On the same line, who are the front runners that aren't disappointing?
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Jan 12, 2019 22:31
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Casimir Radon posted:I'm worried because Donnie doesn't have much to lose now. He failed to get anything done during two years of unified government, Mueller is closing in, the FBI potentially found some damning stuff, and the House Dems are going to start issuing subpoenas. He has no incentive not to wreck everything. He's privately said he wants to leave the government shut down even if he manages to get funding through declaring a national emergency, just to punish the Dems. The only way we might get the government back open is a veto proof majority and McConnel and friends don't give a gently caress about how much damage they do because they'll turn around in a couple years, blame the Dems, and a sizable portion of the electorate will go along with them. I'm still expecting a blaze of glory where he issues insane executive orders through twitter like declaring Barron the heir to all his titles including the presidency, fires every FBI employee all at once, declares that there are no more federally recognized native american tribes, and confirms that the CIA killed Kennedy because he faked the moon landings.
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Jan 14, 2019 23:06
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Guess he couldn't get his hotel's kitchen down the street to cater the event.
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Jan 15, 2019 04:38
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facialimpediment posted:Trump doesn't know what the hell to do against unified opposition. Nobody wanted to come eat the leftover mcdonalds.
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Jan 15, 2019 18:22
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A big mac carton is 110mm deep by 72mm high by 120mm wide. A line of 50 big mac cartons is 236 inches long, or just over 19 and a a half feet long. Stack 20 of those lines on top of each other and you get a wall of big macs about 56 inches tall, almost 4.75 feet tall. Let's kill two birds with one stone. Build the border wall out of big macs.
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Jan 15, 2019 19:04
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Wingnut Ninja posted:"He's a poor person's idea of a rich person" is still one of the best descriptions of his style that I've seen. I forget what comedian (I think it was John Mulaney?) said he's what a cartoon hobo would be if they found a winning lottery ticket. e: poo poo he said that back in 2009. If only he knew. As Nero Danced fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Jan 15, 2019 |
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Jan 15, 2019 23:31
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Somehow "don't be an rear end in a top hat" is a controversial statement nowadays.
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Jan 16, 2019 02:05
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CommieGIR posted:His own hometown Newspaper is calling him out. Is he still hiding out in Kentucky or did he mope his way back to DC to hide in his office? If he's still at home I'm surprised there aren't protests and demonstrations out in his front yard.
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Jan 16, 2019 04:19
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To add to this, out of everything in the poo poo hole campaign, I specifically remember him going on TV to ask the Russians to hack Hillary Clinton.
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Jan 16, 2019 15:24
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Someone needs take Trump's phone away until a budget is passed, either with his signature or over his veto. We need to treat our president like a drat 14 year old girl.
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Jan 17, 2019 01:04
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I have no idea who this is or what's going on but I kinda like this woman.
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Jan 17, 2019 01:43
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LingcodKilla posted:nor poo poo on them. Quite the opposite in fact
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Jan 17, 2019 20:21
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I remember my 7th grade teacher telling me to not capitalize important words because it looks bad. Guess his private school education isn't all it's cracked up to be.
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Jan 17, 2019 20:27
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Fallom posted:How is this remotely supposed to make Pelosi look bad? If I can't do what I want neither can you, Neener neener neener! God drat this is why we used to spank unruly children.
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Jan 17, 2019 20:54
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Fister Roboto posted:It's all part of the narrative that dems are going on vacation while the government is shutdown. You know, just relaxing in beautiful sunny Kandahar. I heard it called Candy Land once, so it's totally a vacation spot!
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Jan 17, 2019 21:01
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Hot Karl Marx posted:Why not just have Tesla as a parts company then? Leave the actual car part to actual car companies I think this was originally their secret plan and the cars they were building were just to show the industry that it was feasible, but then Musk got addicted to the smell of his farts and bought the hype that "he's the real life Tony Star" and can do no wrong. He then proceeded to do everything wrong. The tech and the cars are cool but he's just hammering the company into the ground. It would have been the best thing for the company if he was forced out but instead he's "being reigned in" by his closest friends so nothing's going to change.
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I thought way too long about killing baby Hitler once, and it went in an odd direction. Ultimately Hitler alone wasn't solely responsible for the poo poo the Nazis did. We have to do something about Himmler, Goebbels, Mengele and all the other principal nazis too. Then there's the chaos of Weimar Germany, and how that lead to the political climate that gave birth to fascism. While we're at it we should do something about Moussolini and Stalin. Basically killing baby Hitler doesn't fix enough. We gotta kill a whole lotta babies. E: VVV him or Wilhelm II, which could be argued would reset WW1 (if you buy the "blank check" argument, WW1 had a lot of factors) But if you're going to kill babies, you got to go all the way. As Nero Danced fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Jan 19, 2019 |
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Jan 19, 2019 00:05
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colachute posted:if you can go back and kill baby hitler why wouldn't you just go back and raise him to not be a fascist murdering dictator instead My problem is I want to deal with Mussolini and Stalin and King Leopold (Belgian Congo)... I can either run an evil day care or I can be a time travelling baby killer, and one of those is a better punk band name than the other.
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Jan 19, 2019 04:03
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Honestly I'm kind of impressed that he doesn't just do a stream-of-conscious post and tweet "WHERE'S MY GODDAMN MILKSHAKE!?" at some point.
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Jan 19, 2019 15:11
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Handsome Ralph posted:Funny how all the dipshits crowing about how kneeling at football games disrespects veterans are completely silent now. In their eyes veterans are troops that didn't do their job right. gently caress those people and gently caress those kids in particular.
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Jan 19, 2019 21:25
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I still haven't watched it because I can't afford to replaster my house. Just the frame is enough to make me want to beat the poo poo out of him. I dealt with smug assholes like him my whole childhood and now my adult life. He knows he can do whatever he wants with impunity because he's white and his folks have a bit of money.
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Proud Christian Mom posted:"I did not think about suffering in other people's lives" I'd say it's the polite version of "gently caress you got mine."
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We should have known, when the white kids start dancing and whooping in a way that's been used for a century to mock native americans, it's the black folks' fault. From the depth of my soul, go gently caress yourself Tide.
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