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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

-Anders posted:

Happy new year GIP. In current events, this is my first day as a civilian after getting out after 12 years in. Feels good man. :unsmith:

Welcome back to adulthood. Beer's in the fridge, the spoon is in the foot powder.

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Syrian Lannister posted:

I thought she was dead already

Her career died, but continues to haunt the earth with reruns of 3rd rock from the sun.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
CNN is running a special about Gilda Radner tonight. That's probably why Curtin was on, to talk about the special and her time on cast with Radner.

Gilda's been dead for 30 years.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Thing is, it's not a tax cut. Taxes on fuels are a set amount, not percentage based. So you could say a drop in wholesale fuel prices means you're paying more more in taxes than the actual fuel itself at the pump, so it's an increase.

Now if fuel taxes were paid in percentage, yeah, that's a tax cut.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I wasn't a fan of that rear end in a top hat before his shenanigans were revealed and that certainly won't change.

I'll add him to my death pool list.

1. Louie CK, the candidate of autoerotic asphyxiation
2. Artie Lange, the candidate for massive coronary in his sleep
3. Roseanne, the candidate for sleeping pills

Aux: Dan Harmon, stress induced heart attack

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
He better get healthy, I still haven't gotten my $5 back from him for seeing Dirty Work.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Wrestling is a soap opera, but mean Gene was a solid guy. Sad to see him go.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
You might say, the fun is all the braindead friends we made along the way.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Fallom posted:

Yo the genre for that was already "girl next door"

Actually it used to be Gonzo porn. No loving idea why, just when I worked in those porn shops, generic white people porn without starlets was called gonzo.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Doc Hawkins posted:

Iirc "Gonzo" meant no plot, and over time, more spitting and choking.

I honestly do not remember where I learned that.

Pretty much, yeah, also predominantly white people. A decade ago they were combining categories, now they're making more again. Most gonzo stuff was sold in 2, 4, and 8hr dvds, usually in the $10 bins.

Though honestly, it's all gonzo if you mute white porn.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Soulex posted:

It took me way too long into my adult life to realize 'renege' wasnt a racist thing.

Play a lot of euchre as a kid too?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Euchre is one of the few reasons I have fond memories of growing up in Illinois. Haven't played it in ages because nobody knows how to play it outside of the union states. And canada.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Hey EBB can we get a Government Shutdown Baby Pool thread with some sort of Constipated Trump with a Crown Av handed out as the victor going?

I call day after MLK Jr day.

So they don't have to pay the holiday off.


Ooooh, deadly monkey herpes.

Motherboard: There’s a Growing Population of Wild Monkeys With a Deadly Herpes Virus in Florida.
https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/a3mmnz/rhesus-macaque-monkeys-herpes-florida

Of loving course it's florida.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Jan 5, 2019

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Gardner broke the other day with someone else. Folds faster than a hotel maid.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Kawasaki Nun posted:

It could in the sense that it's being built over poo poo terrain instead of surveyed routes but yeah you might be right

Lots of those roads were built back when the technology to build them was awful in comparison to now. Especially in the mountains.

I wouldn't say any of that was easier.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

CommieGIR posted:

Stormy Daniels is gonna fold her laundry in her underwear during Trump's announcement

https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/...jOjrjv4O-jTFLN4

I'd watch, but don't have instagram.

I have an autographed copy of Operation Desert Stormy. Thanks to working at an adult store a decade ago. I should see if some chud will buy it for dumb money. It's the special 3 disc edition.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Let's see what's going on in LA.

Los Angeles Times: Security video shows prowler spent hours licking a Salinas home's intercom button.
https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-prowler-caught-licking-doorbell-20190108-story.html

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Hope he dies like the founder of jack daniels, after kicking something and getting an infection in a toe.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Pelosi is 78. She's running out of time to use that backbone.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Lol. People in Denver are signing a petition to decriminalize shrooms. I didn't expect that twist in the grand scheme of things.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/09/health/denver-magic-mushrooms-trnd/index.html

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

"hipster car dealership" is among the most cursed phrases I have ever heard.

Not cursed, magical.

Where else are you gonna unload a '78 Dodge Diplomat on an unsuspecting dipshit for triple the cost of a beat to death honda? Buy here, pay here, for sure.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I'd be fine with walling off Oklahoma north through the Dakotas.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Big dog food recall.


quote:

Sunshine Mills, Inc.
Old Glory Hearty Turkey and Cheese Flavor Dog Food
UPC 0-70155-14297-9 – 12.75 lb. bag
TC3 29 October 2018
TA1 30 October 2018
TA2 30 October 2018
TC1 30 October 2018
TC2 30 October 2018
TC3 30 October 2018
Evolve Chicken & Rice Puppy Dry Dog Food
UPC 0-73657-00862-0 – 14 lb. bag
UPC 0-73657-00863-7 – 28 lb. bag
Sportsman’s Pride Large Breed Puppy Dry Dog Food
UPC 0-70155-10566-0 – 40 lb. bag
UPC 0-70155-10564-0 – 40 lb. bag
Triumph Chicken & Rice Recipe Dry Dog Food
UPC 0-73657-00873-6 – 3.5 lb. bag
UPC 0-73657-00874-3 – 16 lb. bag
UPC 0-73657-00875-0 – 30 lb. bag
Ahold Delhaize (firm has not yet issued recall press)
Nature’s Promise Chicken & Brown Rice Dog Food
UPC 068826718472 – 14 lb. bag
All lot codes
UPC 068826718471 – 28 lb. bag
All lot codes
UPC 068826718473 – 4 lb. bag
All lot codes
Nature’s Place Real Country Chicken and Brown Rice Dog Food
UPC 72543998959 – 5 lb. bag
All lot codes
UPC 72543998960 – 15 lb. bag
All lot codes
Kroger (12/5/18)
Abound Chicken and Brown Rice Recipe Dog Food
UPC 11110-83556 – 4 lb. bag
All lot codes
King Soopers (12/5/18)
Abound Chicken and Brown Rice Recipe Dog Food
UPC 11110-83556 – 4 lb. bag
All lot codes
UPC 11110-83573 – 14 lb. bag
All lot codes
UPC 11110-89076 – 24 lb. bag
All lot codes
ELM Pet Foods, Inc. (11/29/18)
ELM Chicken and Chickpea Recipe
UPC 0-70155-22507-8 – 3 lb. bag
D2 26 FEB 2019
TE1 30 APR 2019
TD1 5 SEP 2019
TD2 5 SEP 2019
UPC 0-70155-22513-9 – 28 lb. bag
TB3 6 APR 2019
TA1 2 JULY 2019
TI1 2 JULY 2019
ELM K9 Naturals Chicken Recipe
UPC 0-70155-22522-9 – 40 lb. bag
TB3 14 Sep 2019
TA2 22 Sep 2019
TB2 11 Oct 2019
ANF, Inc. (11/28/18)
ANF Lamb and Rice Dry Dog Food
UPC 9097231622 – 3 kg bag
Best by Nov 23 2019
UPC 9097203300 – 7.5 kg bag
Best by Nov 20 2019
Lidl (Orlando brand) (11/6/18)
Orlando Grain-Free Chicken & Chickpea Superfood Recipe Dog Food
Lidl product number 215662
TI1 3 Mar 2019
TB2 21 Mar 2019
TB3 21 Mar 2019
TA2 19 Apr 2019
TB1 15 May 2019
TB2 15 May 2019
Natural Life Pet Products (11/2/18, expanded 11/9/18)
Chicken & Potato Dry Dog Food
UPC 0-12344-08175-1 – 17.5 lb. bag
Best by dates range: December 4, 2019 through August 10, 2020
Nutrisca (11/2/18)
Chicken and Chickpea Dry Dog Food
UPC 8-84244-12495-7 – 4 lb. bag
UPC 8-84244-12795-8 – 15 lb. bag
UPC 8-84244-12895-5 – 28 lb. bag
Best by date range: February 25, 2020 through September 13, 2020



WDVM 25: Several recalls issued by the FDA for dry dog food.
https://www.localdvm.com/news/several-recalls-issued-by-the-fda-for-dry-dog-food/1696450156

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Meanwhile in Michigan, an entire I-69 with signs.

No one wants anything from michigan unless it has four wheel drive.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

mlmp08 posted:


She deliberately turned down the offer of LEO track. There was a cop who lived on site and the idea of writing people up for expired tags and pot was the worst to her.

She could've been a cool tree cop, let stoners off with warnings, but slap illegal camp fire assholes with fines, arrest poachers, check fishing permits, etc. People do plenty of wrong poo poo in the parks, overlook the stupid poo poo and bust the real troublemakers.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Even this kid can outdunk Hilldog.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I like how he says there were over a thousand burgers there. CNN was saying the count was closer to 300.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

I was wondering when that was going to happen.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Lol Rudy is a goddamn gift.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Thought it was hookworm that was one of the problems in Alabama.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Just seems odd to me, being that ringworms are smaller and not all that uncommon in agriculture across the country.

Hookworms are definitely a sewage thing, and I remember seeing something about all the poor as gently caress counties down south that can't hook up sanitation to people, and septic tanks overflow or fail all the drat time there.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Chamber pot dictator

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Professor Bling posted:

I live in IL and this state is in every way already going to the dem candidate so suck my dick from the back, I ain't voting for any of these centrist fucks the corporate lobby/Clintonite wing are trying to foist on us

Move out to the cornfields and tell me those people vote democrat.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Should be starting to snow in the Springs right now. Calling for an inch or so. About the same we got the other night during that baby blizzard.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I was raised catholic but shed the title around 14 y/o.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

colachute posted:

I went to church with a catholic friend of mine a few times growing up and slept through it every time. Goddamn Catholics are boring.

Yeah that's the right way to do it. Never go to a catholic wedding, especially if it's in latin. It will take a year off your life.

I had the added pleasure of coming from teetotaler german catholics. If there was a family drunk down that line, I never met him. I also did private school through sixth grade. After my mother received an annulment from the Joliet diocese, I dropped any fucks I was carrying over catholicism. Guess that just leaves me and my brother a couple of godless bastard mistakes erased in the records of the catholic church.

gently caress catholicism.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Hot Karl Marx posted:

no idea, bought it on a whim at the grocery store (this is new to ontario). the beer store's (literally its name) website says it's $.10 cheaper than molson canadian so yeah its probably bottom shelf

Goddamnit, yell at the nova scotians and Labatt for me for not exporting Alexander Keith's to the US.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

shame on an IGA posted:

reminds me, I got the VW running again. I've never felt so secure in my masculinity in my entire life as when inadvertently rolling coal in a 45HP diesel beast which is dwarfed by an Accord



I used to work at a truck stop where one of the other mechanics drove one of those. It was always broken is some way or another, but it always got him to work, and he never shut the gently caress up about the fuel mileage.

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I understand marginal tax rates, and I'm a goddamn stoned dipshit. If you don't understand marginal taxes, you're dumber than this idiot hippy rear end in a top hat.

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