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Hot Karl Marx posted:Ugh I'm having a lovely start to 2019, I bit my tongue really bad in my sleep last night and lost somewhere between 500mL to a litre of blood. Took an hour to get it to stop bleeding and it's so swollen I can't even move my tongue without it hurting. Jesus fuckin Christ are you part crocodile
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Jan 3, 2019 02:57
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Fallom posted:Liz Warren's DNA test stunt was such a loving massive self own and she has done nothing in the aftermath to show that she can handle the slightest bit of heat from the GOP or even her own party. Yeah, while trump is shooting himself in the foot every day to decent people, warren just said fuckin' hold my beer and did the exact same with that stupid poo poo except that both sides hated her for it
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Jan 3, 2019 18:45
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I really think they 'trust' us because they have no other option. Being a temporary ally buys them some breathing room for a bit but they must know by now that we are gonna gently caress them.
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Jan 4, 2019 18:33
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gently caress Key and Peele was a great show. It wasn't 100% gold, but when it was on it nailed it down to the ground.
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Jan 6, 2019 06:14
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Do we, like, have enough steel to even contemplate that? Or does everyone go without steel for the next 3 years
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Jan 6, 2019 21:08
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Hexyflexy posted:Oh god, I was bored so I did some rough calculations on the border wall (my arithmetic is awful so I might have missed a zero somewhere). If you built it out of strakes the advertised height and depth (8.2M) and they were box steel sections 10cm x 10cm that were 0.5cm thick (seemed sensible and my local foundry makes them), you need $4B of mild steel (going by the local rate in my city in the UK, I live in steel central) and ~3% of your total mild steel output (on 2017 figures) for a year to do it, covering the official length of the border. 100mm box with 5 mm wall x 8 meters long, if you can get to the fence with a rope and a 1976 Suzuki Samurai, you could loop the fence up high and just tow bend it down to the ground. Or snap it off.
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Jan 8, 2019 23:22
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That's a lot of sand
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Jan 9, 2019 01:34
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Well, that's gonna haunt my dreams.
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Jan 9, 2019 06:43
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You imagine Barr calling up Mueller a few weeks ago and saying "yo bobby, you ain't gonna fuckin' believe what job I've just been offered"
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Jan 9, 2019 20:07
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Wasn't Mussolini the cat who ate a burst of machine gun fire around the side of his house? Yeah I'd take that over getting Gaddafi'd
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Jan 9, 2019 20:56
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Buying juicy girls drinks (and not treating them like human garbage) in Korea is how I learned of surprise alerts and field exercise timetables. Peace Club best club
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Jan 10, 2019 17:06
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Kawasaki Nun posted:You paid foreign agents for classified information overseas? You assume that any of that information is classified, and not just purposefully withheld from Joe to gently caress with him.
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Jan 10, 2019 18:14
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Yeah, that looks a million times cooler than the army
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Jan 11, 2019 20:44
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If you read the article it gets worse, but oddly enough it's not the cato institute that is the sick gently caress on this, despite the tweet.
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Jan 13, 2019 17:49
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This is some serious trailer park poo poo right here.
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Jan 15, 2019 01:24
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BigDave posted:Any particular reason why we're abandoning our most important military alliance? NATO ain't on the dollar menu
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Jan 15, 2019 05:46
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Pretty cool how the bar for being great is simply not being a rapist Nazi piece of poo poo these days. Pretty cool how people want the bar even lower.
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Guys are we absolutely certain trump wasn't in the military? Mcnugget sauce packets in a silver gravy boat is some serious e2 won the lottery poo poo.
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Jan 15, 2019 16:08
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Jesus, I thought that was a picture of Shucks
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Jan 20, 2019 19:19
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Oh hey, that's a neat moon. Looks clear as gently caress in florida
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Jan 21, 2019 05:52
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Yeah, come on man if you're getting paid to supervise kids you don't just split to talk to the man upstairs, what the poo poo
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Jan 22, 2019 16:11
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Hahahaha, that got me laughing pretty good.
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Jan 24, 2019 05:00
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Isn't that about the point where you don't have to really specify C or F?
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Jan 24, 2019 18:28
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I love Fridays
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Jan 25, 2019 16:03
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Heh, looks like someone finally got arrested for Hillary's emails
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Jan 25, 2019 18:21
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holocaust bloopers posted:Reading LinkedIn comments on Shutdown-related articles is real fun. Highlights please
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Jan 25, 2019 21:09
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I was raised catholic too but american catholics freak me out.
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Jan 27, 2019 01:54
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So who are the options so far? Got Gabbard the psycho, Harris the horrible prosecutor, probably fuckin' Hillary, Bernie and Uncle Joe so fuckin' old they fart cobwebs, and the the CEO of starbucks who I know absolutely nothing about? That the lineup so far?
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Jan 29, 2019 03:34
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They... want to invade Columbia? Or use Columbia as a staging are to Venezuela? And they think Columbia is gonna be fine with either? And we'll just forget that he's carrying a notepad around with that poo poo on it. I hope that's a photoshop.
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Jan 29, 2019 04:40
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Reign Of Pain posted:Columbia hasn't had a problem working with the DEA...why would they have a problem with this? 5000 troops and the logistical train that follows them is not exactly a few dozen agents. And using them to wage literal war on a neighbor doesn't exactly make for good long term buddies in the area. But that's just a guess
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Jan 29, 2019 04:56
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Ah well, my mistake then. Looks like we get to commit some horrible crimes against the local populace in south america then!
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Jan 29, 2019 05:05
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It hit 40 degrees here last night and killed my motorcycle battery  I'm pretty sure that's the coldest it's been since I've gotten here by far.
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Jan 30, 2019 04:05
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Yeah it's been around 70 in the warmer parts of the day and the pale skin northerners are out and about taking full advantage.
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Jan 30, 2019 04:16
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Suicide Watch posted:I really wonder how much of his motivation to run comes from hearing AOC and Warren's comments on billionaires and 70% taxes All of it
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Jan 30, 2019 17:59
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Tbh, as an average American voter, I’m disturbed by what I’ve been told are AOC’s plans to raise taxes by 70% on everyone. I certainly can’t afford a tax hike like that; personally, I’d trust someone who spent their career making money than a first-term congressperson who just wants to spend it! There we go
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Fallom posted:I didn’t engage with that point but from the context it seemed like they were trying to imply that excessive emotional attachment to the environment might lead one to latch on to studies that confirm that viewpoint. Obviously that argument is completely insane given that we’re talking about the entire planet’s worth of scientists lining up against Mr. Burns and guys who think the concept of nutrition is a leftist plot. If you can get a legit honest answer out of 2 questions, you ask them: 1/ What if I'm wrong? and 2/ What if YOU are wrong? And things like this usually the answer to if they are wrong is "gently caress WE ALL DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH" . And if they are honestly willing to gamble billions of lives on some fringe belief just so they can be edgyyyyyy, well then, you know what opinion you should have of them.
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