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infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

by those standards we're still gullible fuckers. to illustrate, wait for the CES coverage this year.

also every product and company that claims to use "AI"

# ¿ Jan 3, 2019 16:39

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 03:51

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

communism bitch posted:

drat that's fuckin badass. I'm glad we'e putting neural networks to good use finally

it's a neural network product in the same way all those "ai generated screenplay" things are ai generated. i.e. with a heavy dose of curation and manual editing

# ¿ Jan 3, 2019 23:43

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

more biopunk than cyberpunk but it fits our theme: science fixes god's blunder, makes photosynthesis that actually works. tyrell corp, here we come.

bonus, they tested it on tobacco

# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 01:58

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

you know what never has adverse effects? massive out of control algae blooms.

the upside is, after they kill all ocean life and super oxegenate the atmosphere there will be no climate wars because the entire atmosphere will have conflagrated off and the planet will be a crispy vaccuum packed cinder

# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 06:02

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

yeah, i saw innerspace

# ¿ Jan 4, 2019 07:41

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

is bullshit clickbait cyberpunk now?

# ¿ Jan 8, 2019 23:31

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

yup. this is it. the cyberpunk future

exactly as incomprehensibly stupid as envisioned

# ¿ Jan 21, 2019 01:16

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

cyberpunk 1994
https://twitter.com/zeh/status/1087868514583617536?s=20

well that's a hell of a ride

# ¿ Jan 23, 2019 16:02

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

i got a $20 retroreflective tote off amazon, I could probably just get a dozen of those and someone actually good at sewing could make me a jacket of the stuff. except mine will be all fractal panels and poo poo

no flash/flash

can you link the product page for this?

# ¿ Feb 12, 2019 16:36

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

ah, thanks. that did it.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2019 16:45

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

yeah, see if you can guess why having an ir-reflective license plate cover is not allowed

# ¿ Feb 12, 2019 17:15

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

gonadic io posted:

Somebody not on a phone post the image from that article please, imgur is poo poo on mobile and I don't want to hotlink

sorry, it crashed imgur

# ¿ Feb 12, 2019 18:11

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

david byrne is cool as gently caress

also, go watch true stories

# ¿ Feb 13, 2019 00:21

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

that was a bad movie, you should instead watch the aeon flux show that was on mtv

# ¿ Feb 22, 2019 05:35

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

toxic masculinity

# ¿ Feb 22, 2019 15:42

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

xpost

infernal machines posted:

it's good to see fisher stevens getting work after hackers

# ¿ Feb 24, 2019 22:04

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i dunno why but wwf running low key terror campaigns with pmcs seems pretty cyberpunk
https://twitter.com/katiejmbaker/status/1102557227389538304

# ¿ Mar 6, 2019 05:06

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

that is cool as hell, but :rip:

that guy

# ¿ Mar 7, 2019 14:47

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

okay, sure, the panda bear people directly fund death squads in the global south, but have you considered that others commit crimes too?

# ¿ Mar 8, 2019 15:52

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

truly, who among us has not financed illegal weapons sales to a rapacious PMC? let them cast the first stone

# ¿ Mar 8, 2019 15:53

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

what are the odds that it focuses almost exclusively on POC and the visibly poor, exactly like regular loss prevention staff?

# ¿ Mar 8, 2019 17:49

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

on the plus side it means someone has finally developed a machine vision algorithm that can see people with darker skin tones

# ¿ Mar 8, 2019 18:02

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

okay, who had "catnip cocktail" as their nuke analogue of 2019?

# ¿ Mar 11, 2019 21:13

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

loving figures

# ¿ Mar 12, 2019 21:37

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2019 23:34

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

mike12345 posted:

the guy who shaped that rear end is a goon

i'll bet

# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 15:25

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i'm guessing in the cyberpunk future you need to be strapped in to a lot of things

# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 17:24

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

very?

tapes are sequential access and there's no playback control from the computer, it was manual for the commodore

# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 18:02

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i had a samsung somethingerother with wap back in 2001

it was very much the future for a little bit.

# ¿ Mar 21, 2019 17:30

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

i can check the weather! or stocks!

standing outside broke as poo poo having spent all my money on a cell phone

# ¿ Mar 21, 2019 17:58

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Skyscraper posted:

The Adidas also cost less, apparently.
https://www.endclothing.com/us/adidas-xeno-windbreaker-ap1729.html
back when you could still get it, anyway

I wasn't expecting the off-brand version to cost double that.

no no, this isn't off-brand, it's bespoke limited edition, think gabriel hounds from zero history

# ¿ Mar 26, 2019 19:26

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

prisoner of waffles posted:

Yeesh, I suspect the inconvenience of holding a deece security clearance is only going up up up.

https://www.defenseone.com/technology/2019/03/us-military-creating-future-employee-monitoring/155824/

lmao. it's MIC, so of course they actually believe this poo poo works

# ¿ Mar 27, 2019 04:59

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

we will surveil you for life using the digital haruspex

# ¿ Mar 27, 2019 05:12

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

https://twitter.com/sokane1/status/1111023840778481664

# ¿ Mar 27, 2019 23:30

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

do they not yet have an accelerometer that can tell when you're dismounting at high speed versus stepping off a parked bike?

# ¿ Mar 28, 2019 04:40

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

ouch.

although that thing only works if you overextend your tether, but how long is that?

# ¿ Mar 28, 2019 04:45

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

abigserve posted:

are you guys loving with me or do you legitimately not see the difference between current social media mechanisms and the ability to invent an infinite number of convincing fake social media accounts

i'd love for you to define your baseline for "convincing" because if it's at "has a human looking avatar", boy howdy do i have some news.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2019 13:06

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

don't get me wrong, automating shitposting via neural networks and giving every bot a unique face via GAN is cyberpunk as hell, but i really don't see it being materially different than the status quo in anything other than volume

# ¿ Apr 1, 2019 13:09

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

but content wise, what difference would it make?

if i'm not getting gaslit by a dozen fake accounts, am i going to be gaslit by 1000? hmm, this terrible hot take now has the form of a 9th grade book report, surely it must have been written by an opinion columnist and not a twitter bot, i guess maybe it's true after all

infernal machines fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Apr 1, 2019

# ¿ Apr 1, 2019 14:51

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 03:51

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

# ¿ Apr 1, 2019 15:08

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