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SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/celboyrealism/status/1404605323625779200

# ¿ Jun 15, 2021 20:12

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 14:33

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/finlaycomedy/status/1403404887082274816

# ¿ Jun 17, 2021 14:56

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/DankDuneMemes/status/1407572684226056192

# ¿ Jun 23, 2021 11:56

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/natmetcalfe/status/1407632240285192193

# ¿ Jun 24, 2021 08:54

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/FalconryFinance/status/1406792672736530434

https://twitter.com/FalconryFinance/status/1406794115296022530

Edit:

https://twitter.com/FalconryFinance/status/1406797814466629634

https://twitter.com/FalconryFinance/status/1406822536873054214

SimonChris has a new favorite as of 20:58 on Jun 25, 2021

# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 20:42

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/BudrykZack/status/1412048832662286337

The guy who made this is doing an entire series:

https://twitter.com/therealsobreiro/status/1409236497530769414

# ¿ Jul 5, 2021 19:47

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/kevinbparry/status/1415001165570400263

# ¿ Jul 13, 2021 21:02

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

greazeball posted:

as someone who teaches at a business school, there are plenty of people who missed that lesson and regularly conflate revenue and profit. not all of them are students

Yeah, it's like how way too many people think tax cuts give corporations more money to pay salaries, when salaries are tax-deductible expenses.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2021 09:31

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

Cleretic posted:

His anecdoates are not relatable, and some findd his stand-up too whimsical.

https://twitter.com/MisterABK/status/1176053684377202688

In case someone haven't seen this (I can't find it in tweet form without the promotion at the top).

SimonChris has a new favorite as of 15:17 on Jul 30, 2021

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 15:07

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

Queer Salutations posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kH-CfCaMl8

I said in tweet form! This is PYF Tweets, not PYF Youtube Videos!

# ¿ Jul 30, 2021 15:17

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Absolute king

https://twitter.com/CormacMcCrthy/status/1421299147697647616?s=19

https://twitter.com/alex_shephard/status/1422208370237493250

https://twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/1422219721764704259

# ¿ Aug 2, 2021 17:06

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/vagina_museum/status/1422153425203220481

# ¿ Aug 3, 2021 10:11

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/Merryweatherey/status/1425930980607528964

# ¿ Aug 13, 2021 09:30

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

ultrafilter posted:

Thread.

Yeah, I should have made it more clear that you absolutely need to read the entire thread:

# ¿ Aug 13, 2021 15:41

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/MisterABK/status/1426203626167545860

# ¿ Aug 14, 2021 18:52

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/ericisajoke/status/1082988501111631872?s=19

Tsk, that's taken out of context:

https://blog.nwf.org/2012/06/spiderman-vs-the-real-deal-spider-powers/ posted:

Spider-Man is able to sense danger lurking near, the warning signal coming as a pain in his head that varies with the intensity of the threat. Spiders can detect danger coming their way with an early-warning system called eyes. You probably expected that. But that�s not all: their most important source of information about the world and its hazards comes from highly sensitive hairs that cover the bodies of most spiders. These hairs perceive even low-level vibrations coming through whatever surface a spider is standing on. Many species also bear hairs that sense vibrations in the air, including sound.

Spider-sense is totally real!

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 10:04

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/JohnDiesattheEn/status/1428025518914408461

# ¿ Aug 18, 2021 21:33

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1428410550871068676

I heard McDonalds is going to stop selling food, as well.

https://twitter.com/CeresClouds/status/1428420321082740737

No idea how accurate this is, but the only source for the porn ban seems to be a short Bloomberg article with very few details.

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 19:39

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1428435205056909318

# ¿ Aug 19, 2021 20:24

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/notbaldanymore/status/1404171062376501251

# ¿ Aug 20, 2021 11:07

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

ultrafilter posted:

She's right. Before the diamond was destroyed your NFT was only worth what a greater fool would pay for it, and that's still true after the fire.

Yeah, it's like saying that if you make an NFT of the Mona Lisa and then destroy the Mona Lisa, your NFT will still be worth the same!!! OMG, how amazing!

# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 19:05

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/Hbomberguy/status/1429625217068982283

As the replies show, this turns out to be a surprisingly versatile meme format.

# ¿ Aug 23, 2021 19:48

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

Arsenic Lupin posted:

https://twitter.com/Ringoclay/status/1430116569066074116

Small pastry goon is vindicated!

# ¿ Aug 25, 2021 19:05

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

Bah, the best Tolkien illustrations are the ones drawn by my beloved Queen, Margrethe II of Denmark:

Some people say monarchy is bad, but look at those hardcore Nazg�l!

# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 16:22

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/_lenaackermann/status/1430999919402307586

# ¿ Aug 27, 2021 17:28

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

Mak0rz posted:

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1431354815695704075

https://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/2021/08/how-much-was-sons-porn-collection-worth-that-parents-destroyed-judge-decides-value.html

https://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/2021/08/how-much-was-sons-porn-collection-worth-that-parents-destroyed-judge-decides-value.html posted:

Maloney said that a defense-hired expert in pornography valuation, Dr. Victoria Hartmann, determined the destroyed collection�s value to be $30,441.54, the amount he ordered the defendants to pay.

I don't know what surprises me most: That there is such a thing as a pornography valuation expert, or that she is woman. I wonder what her doctorate is in.

Edit: I looked it up, and apparently she is the director of the largest sex museum in the world.

SimonChris has a new favorite as of 19:25 on Aug 28, 2021

# ¿ Aug 28, 2021 19:14

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

SimonSays posted:

I'm astonished you can get a PhD in Pornography Finance

I thought for sure she probably had an unrelated degree, but no that's literally it:

https://sexnerdpod.com/about-us/ posted:

Dr. Hartmann holds a Ph.D. in Human Sexuality with an emphasis on Clinical Sexology, as well as a Master in Public Health. Her primary focus is forensic sexology, and the preservation of erotic artifacts, including the archiving of sexually explicit films.

# ¿ Aug 29, 2021 08:59

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/leslee_annsh/status/1428783659230797827

# ¿ Aug 30, 2021 19:57

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

SimonChris posted:

Bah, the best Tolkien illustrations are the ones drawn by my beloved Queen, Margrethe II of Denmark:

Some people say monarchy is bad, but look at those hardcore Nazg�l!

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1432607189215162372

This isn't funny or anything; just literally my favorie tweet of the day. And perfectly timed after I just bragged about our queen earlier.

# ¿ Aug 31, 2021 13:26

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/TheDeniseCrosby/status/1432404442016452608

# ¿ Sep 6, 2021 10:49

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/doratki/status/1435621048473456643

Elizabeth Holmes cosplayers :allears:

# ¿ Sep 8, 2021 17:04

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/FarOutMag/status/1437555238165172232

# ¿ Sep 15, 2021 18:01

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/outspanned/status/1440279968554967057

# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 10:17

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/Saythetitle/status/909933269982105605

# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 12:41

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/clapifyoulikeme/status/1443408588026875909

# ¿ Sep 30, 2021 19:56

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/TSting18/status/1444316338441310214

# ¿ Oct 5, 2021 12:36

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/JohnHinckley20/status/1452355248018886670

https://twitter.com/DEVO/status/1453327419897696257

The fight of the century!

# ¿ Oct 27, 2021 20:01

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Yeah let's not stan a stalker here. If he'd known where jodie foster lived he probably would have shot her.

I mean, yeah, covid killed herman cain but that doesn't mean you should follow it on twitter

Maybe you just need to know a different side of him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb3G0VscT6o

# ¿ Oct 28, 2021 11:13

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/SenatorMeow/status/1455318131447156738

# ¿ Nov 6, 2021 09:01

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# ¿ May 9, 2024 14:33

SimonChris: Apr 24, 2008; The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/JFrankensteiner/status/1459041114791501839

# ¿ Nov 12, 2021 14:39

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