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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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https://twitter.com/NikkiGlaser/status/1159537876369063936?s=20

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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nerdz posted:

https://twitter.com/IncredibleCulk/status/1163498497884086275

Culkin's little brother didn't forget the ring, he's a real one

He was pretty good in Igby Goes Down.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Ya'll know you can buy underwear that keeps all ya bits in once place right?

Quit squishing your balls because your too stubborn to wear boxer briefs.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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zoux posted:

Ah a fellow cumthusiast

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Remember children.

No war but......?

That's right. Class war.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Cleretic posted:

I'm not convinced Letterman isn't some really elaborate gaslighting on the part of literally the entirety of pop culture. He's not funny, I've never seen him be remotely funny, and yet he has so much respect from people with actual talent who I love.

It's the jokes he's not telling.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1251175761060311043?s=20

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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https://twitter.com/nickwiger/status/1256448415568809984?s=19

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Doc Hawkins posted:

well, that sure hit harder than i would've expected

We break in the small ways but we break just the same.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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POST GOOD TWEETS... AHHH!!

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Song of my credit card number is 4510 3238 2314 3204 11/24 896

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Suslossecx?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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ultrafilter posted:

Jordan Peterson is another prominent case. His academic career was pretty much as good as it gets, and then he decided that his work on personality psychology made him an expert on lobsters and the virtues of cleaning your room.

He was a good orator but that was about it.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Captain Monkey posted:


‘Amount of light’ - what vaginas have these people seen?

Holy ones.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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consensual poster posted:

I hate that I get this and I hate that people still think this is worth doing.

Is anything worth doing?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Yeah the Rock found out about Bin Laden's death before 99% of government officials.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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https://twitter.com/en_cohen/status/1395841972477198336?s=20

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Well of course the chief engineer of deep space 9 would say that.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Skwirl posted:

What's the PPC? Are they right-wing, left-wing or one of those single issue groups (that are often mostly right wing when not talking about that single issue).

Dude definitely gives off a "Men's Rights" vibe.

The PPC is a very right wing conservative group started by a francophone who is mad he barely lost the Conservative party leadership vote to sentient milk scum because the vote was held in a conference centre with an anime convention and people got confused.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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A centaur obviously has two hearts.

Where did you get your degree doctor? The back of a lucky charms box?!

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Pink colour meat

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Push El Burrito posted:

Why would someone put u in pink colored meat?

Imperialism

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Frank Frank posted:

Word of caution: If you watch that movie you will leave the theater married to Orlando Bloom.

Me and Orlando are happy and how dare you.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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apatheticman posted:

Me and Orlando are happy and how dare you.

What the gently caress I didn't write this.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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crepeface posted:

just because some posters in here were too dumb to get satire doesn't mean everything's gotta be either transformers or blood diamond

Hey Mr Bay.... I got an idea

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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CharlestheHammer posted:

We don’t need superstar posters back as goons can not handle that and get incredibly weird about it

I call to the stand Kate Beaton.



"Return" it dec 31 and steal it again Jan 1.

The perfect crime.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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You were supposed to blow the cart?

gently caress...

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Bunch of people had crushes on him from my so called life and he just coasted on that into pervert town.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Foxfire_ posted:

Back in the late 60s, an early computertoucher named Ken Thompson made an offering to Stolas, the Great Prince of Hell who teaches astronomy*, so that computers would be able to keep track of time.

His offering was only sufficient to appease the demon through 2038 (Thompson reasoned he'd be dead from old age by then), after which the gift of timekeeping will end and computers will no longer have clocks.



*also knowledge of herbs and precious stones. That is how online banking and buying weed over the internet works

Finally some loving computer history.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Cocaine Bear posted:

Let me tell you about a piece of poo poo named Ezra Levant

Seconding the piece of poo poo Ezra Levant as worst Ezra.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Quiverfull is some weird poo poo.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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apatheticman has a new favorite as of 17:22 on Jul 1, 2022

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Lets light him like the villain from a dystopian young adult movie adaptation surely the people will see our ways.

Oh yeah and have him over enunciate words, it'll look perfectly sane and good,

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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What the hell was our lady peace's one hit in the States?

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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I am breakfast potatoes

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Mustard

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Ugh, this thread policing is too much, obviously things are going to go into garf casting every once and a while, the "PYF Marmaduke - Dog Bigh, On Couch" allows much more free flowing conversation, hell the last 5 pages were about what condiments taste best on pickles!

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Skwirl posted:

They think there are zero rap fans that do home improvement projects or work construction?

They go to Lowes

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Claeaus posted:

It makes me go "gently caress yeah" that the biggest ever living thing on Earth exists right now. It's not some prehistoric thing where we only have a fossil and have to imagine what it looked like. It is alive alongside us and that owns.

It also makes me a bit anxious.

Alive for now.

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

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Potato Salad posted:

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT KIND OF SPEECH WILL BE CONSIDERED NEGATIVE BY THE WHITE SUPREMACIST WHOSE FAMILY WEALTH WAS MADE OFF OF AN UNREPENTANT PRISON SLAVERY MINING OPERATION IN APARTHEID SOUTH AFRICA

You assume this is a going concern.

They don't even have an accounts payable department.

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