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this movie owns* *i have not seen it since i was stoned all day every day in high school
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haljordan posted:That looks like a promo still from a Brazzers shoot Hahaha, this comment made me think of Mickey Rourke soft-core movies from the 80's and their sequels. First there's "9 1/2 Weeks," which was famous for making Kim Basinger a household name, followed-up 10 years later by "Another 9 1/2 Weeks," still starring Mickey Rourke! A year after that, it looks like there was a prequel, "The First 9 1/2 Weeks" that did not have Mickey Rourke, but which strangely enough has Malcom McDowell in it, though not as the romantic lead unfortunately. Then there's the Mickey Rourke starring "Wild Orchid," which I've never seen, but was apparently a legit movie that was in wide release and made $11 million in theaters. "Wild Orchid II: Two Shades of Blue," which did not have Mickey Rourke in it, was a movie I managed to covertly tape onto a VHS off of Cinemax or Showtime when I was a kid, and became a frequently viewed piece of cinema in my household when no one else was home. This is the kind of poo poo we had to make do with before the internet. It's amazing Mickey Rourke made such a comeback in the 2010's that he got to be in a full-on Disney/Marvel movie, considering he was more-or-less a softcore porn guy the first time he was famous.
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Jan 21, 2019 20:39
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WatermelonGun posted:this movie owns* Yeah, Hamlet 2 is funny. Amy Poehler's in it. And Elizabeth Shue from Karate Kid. Speaking of which, Karate Kid had some lesser sequels, and then The Next Karate Kid with Hillary Swank and Michael Ironside. And a reboot. I watched all ten episodes of Cobra Kai last night, it was dumb and fun. I liked it. The Rifftrax of Karate Kid 3 is one of their best, second only to the Twilight movies.
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That is definitely one of the best RiffTrax ever. "Karate Kid 3: No, it's not the one with the girl!"
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When I was a kid, Karate Kid and Karate Kid II were legit cool, but Karate Kid III made no drat sense because it just seemed like the first movie again. I vaguely remember the main difference was that Karate Kid was about learning the crane kick, Karate Kid II was about learning to rotate and punch like the weird little drum thing, and Karate Kid III was doing an advanced setup of tai-chi style moves before decking the opponent.
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Jan 21, 2019 20:45
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LabyaMynora posted:When I was a kid, Karate Kid and Karate Kid II were legit cool, but Karate Kid III made no drat sense because it just seemed like the first movie again. I like the super rich evil villain taking time off from his toxic waste disposal company to....ruin an elderly man and a local karate student
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Oh here's another one: Manequinn 2: On The Move. Manequinn was just a loving weird movie that could only happen in the 80's. Andrew McCarthy falls in love with a store window dummy, played by Kim Catrall. Then they made a sequel starring William Ragsdale, famous as the main character in the original Fright Night movies, and then went on to do the early Fox era sitcom, "Herman's Head." In the first movie, the Mannequin was an ancient egyptian princess (?) cursed by a necklace or some poo poo. In the sequel, the chick, who I don't remember, was a medieval-style princess cursed by an evil nobleman/sorcerer. Cocaine is a hell of a drug!
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Jan 21, 2019 20:48
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When Andrew McCarthy won't do your sequel, you know got problems.
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LabyaMynora posted:Oh here's another one: Manequinn 2: On The Move. the only How Did This Get Made I’ve listened to was about this movie. i think i would like that podcast more if the hosts would talk about their own horrible bodies of work.
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Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time Beastmaster 3: The Eye of Braxus I don't think those ever even made it to DVD. I still have both in VHS just in case they never do.
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I suddenly remembered all of those Problem Child sequels from the early 90s. John Ritter must have needed money.
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My brain is firing on kinds of useless poo poo now! SHORT CIRCUIT! The original movie starred Steve Gutenberg and Ally Sheedy. A military prototype robot is struck by lightning and gains sentience, and a (terrible) sense of humor. He has a giant gently caress laser cannon, too. Followed up by Short Circuit 2: Lost in New York (not really), which doesn't have Steve Gutenberg or Ally Sheedy. Aside from the robot, the only holdover from the original film is white actor Fisher Stevens reprising his racist Indian programmer character. Also, they take away the robot's giant gently caress laser cannon because it would be too convenient in this movie - just throw in a bullshit line at the beginning that the Ally Sheedy character switched it out for a tool box or some poo poo. haljordan posted:When Andrew McCarthy won't do your sequel, you know got problems. Doubly so if it's Steven Gutenberg who won't do your sequel. The man did, like 4 or 5 Police Academy movies!
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LabyaMynora posted:It's amazing Mickey Rourke made such a comeback in the 2010's that he got to be in a full-on Disney/Marvel movie, considering he was more-or-less a softcore porn guy the first time he was famous. Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 was stunt casting for exactly this purpose. "So Iron Man was a huge comeback vehicle for a washed up 80s star who managed to turn his life around, so let's make Iron Man 2 a huge comeback vehicle for ANOTHER washed up 80s star who managed to turn his life around!"
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lizardman posted:Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 was stunt casting for exactly this purpose. "So Iron Man was a huge comeback vehicle for a washed up 80s star who managed to turn his life around, so let's make Iron Man 2 a huge comeback vehicle for ANOTHER washed up 80s star who managed to turn his life around!" Didn't think of this, great point!
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LabyaMynora posted:It's amazing Mickey Rourke made such a comeback in the 2010's that he got to be in a full-on Disney/Marvel movie, considering he was more-or-less a softcore porn guy the first time he was famous. The Wrestler was an excellent movie. Oh.....and has anyone mentioned Weekend at Bernie's 2? The first one was great. The second one was over the top absurd.
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Did you know there’s a sequel to Happiness? I suspect that you did not. It’s called Life During Wartime and they recast almost every character, up to and including Paul “Peewee Herman” Reubens playing the suicide ghost of John Lovitz.
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Real Mean Queen posted:Did you know there’s a sequel to Happiness? I suspect that you did not. It’s called Life During Wartime and they recast almost every character, up to and including Paul “Peewee Herman” Reubens playing the suicide ghost of John Lovitz. Well if we’re doing this Solondz made a sorta sequel to Welcome To The Dollhouse last year.
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LabyaMynora posted:When I was a kid, Karate Kid and Karate Kid II were legit cool, but Karate Kid III made no drat sense because it just seemed like the first movie again. Oh man, you can list a thousand ways Karate Kid III is a lazy retread of the first movie but absolutely the most egregious one is that it still ends right after Daniel wins the tournament even though that doesn't solve their problem. The villains of Karate Kid III aren't just high school jerks anymore, they're sociopaths who have waged a campaign of criminal harassment against Daniel and Mr. Miyagi for revenge, and there's absolutely no reason to believe it's going to stop because they've lost another tournament - poo poo, they're probably just going to be even more pissed off and deranged. I mean, you can definitely make the argument that because the movie ends right there and is so darn celebratory that intrinsically the movie is saying "and the bad guys were demoralized by their humiliating defeat and our heroes lived happily ever after" but from what we've seen throughout the movie this really shouldn't be the case. But they have a formula to adhere to so that's where we're ending the movie no matter what! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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WatermelonGun posted:the only How Did This Get Made I’ve listened to was about this movie. They require a movie to be in the “so bad it’s good” category to have enough to talk about. As much as I love Zukes, most things he’s been in outside of television don’t even achieve that.
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Clark Nova posted:I think "if you follow the money, you will get to the truth" is an apt description for nearly every film in this thread Purple Rain is actually a trilogy. The other film is called Under The Cherry Moon
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LabyaMynora posted:Doubly so if it's Steven Gutenberg who won't do your sequel. The man did, like 4 or 5 Police Academy movies! I say the same thing about the Mortal Kombat sequel. They couldn't even get Christopher Lambert to come back and he did like a dozen Highlanders.
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Missing in Action 2 was released first because it was the better of two (terrible) movies. Golan-Globus films are in a category all alone, and I love it. Superman 4: The Quest for Peace Death Wish 3 Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Harveygod posted:I say the same thing about the Mortal Kombat sequel. They couldn't even get Christopher Lambert to come back and he did like a dozen Highlanders. The second Mortal Kombat movie was horrible. The first one was badass.
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Pug Rodeo posted:They require a movie to be in the “so bad it’s good” category to have enough to talk about. As much as I love Zukes, most things he’s been in outside of television don’t even achieve that. well jason has only been in like two movies. i was more referring to scheer’s abysmal filmography, which includes Slice aka the worst movie i saw last year.
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WatermelonGun posted:well jason has only been in like two movies. i was more referring to scheer’s abysmal filmography, which includes Slice aka the worst movie i saw last year. Yeah I get that. Paul is really good as a commentator on entertainment but not so good of a performer in it.
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I am pretty sure I've seen S Darko and Rock and Roll Highschool Forever but forgot they existed anywayAlhazred posted:There are somehow five Return of the Living Dead films. If you want some real dumb as hell zombie movie sequel you didn't know exist, watch House of the Dead 2 (the movie not the videogame). the trained army? unit guy intentionally throws his rifle to the ground and fistfights the first zombie they see, gets infected, and kills the doctor. first zombie. the entire movie is a parade of fuckups it's amazing Saint Drogo posted:This happened surprisingly recently (2016) This movie is hilarious. Someone gets one ghost curse and hires some ghost experts to fix it and their big plan is to get her double cursed (or maybe it was get another cursed girl and put them in the same house i forget exactly. maybe htey double cursed both?) and hope the ghosts kill each other? cancel each other out? actually, the ghosts MERGE into a superghost. Gutter Phoenix posted:Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo Fuckin rules? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ93GNHBHsE
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The Prophecy series of movies. Dolemite 2: Human Tornado (and others) Deathstalker had a bunch of sequels. Same with Critters. Phantasm, of course. Barbarian Queen 2 Gingerdead Man 2: The Passion of the Crust The Turbulance series is so bad, and yet amazing. Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (and more) I need to post more about these and add pictures when I'm not on my phone.
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Yo I got my partner the Critters box set for Christmas and I will hear no illspeak of that series
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RestingB1tchFace posted:The Wrestler was an excellent movie. It was over top absurd, but Terry Kiser dancing around was priceless
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WatermelonGun posted:Yo I got my partner the Critters box set for Christmas and I will hear no illspeak of that series I love Critters 2! I didn't know there was a boxset, but I would like to rewatch those. CHUD 2: Bud the Chud I saw Step-Up 3-D in the theater on opening night for some dumb reason, and it was the funniest loving thing I have ever seen!
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I own all six Leprechaun movies (as everyone should). I think there was an attempted reboot, which justly failed. Lep in the Hood up to no good.
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Gutter Phoenix posted:
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5 is about Mickey Rooney murdering people with evil toys and contains a section that cuts back and forth between two sex scenes.
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Gutter Phoenix posted:Gingerdead Man 2: The Passion of the Crust Oh my friend, you are behind the times...  Gingerdead Man Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver That's pretty bad but- Gingerdead Man vs. Evil Bong What the gently caress is Evil Bong, you ask? Another creation by Full Moon Features.  Evil Bong Evil Bong 2: King Bong Evil Bong 3D: The Wrath of Bong Evil Bong 4:20 Evil Bong: High 5 Evil Bong: 666 Evil Bong: 777 Later in the day, I will make a (semi) effort post about Puppet Master. If you took Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter to actually be the last one; well you missed out on seven additional movies.
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long before Disney got their hands on it a true sequel was made to Return of the Jedi. No on should ever forget this Star Wars classic:
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Gutter Phoenix posted:Dolemite 2: Human Tornado (and others) Human Tornado, Petey Wheatstraw, or Disco Godfather all rule 
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Iron Crowned posted:Human Tornado, Petey Wheatstraw, or Disco Godfather all rule PUT YOUR WEIGHT ON IT!
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