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Popeye trying to safely prepare a fugu while being chased by Bluto. |
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Feb 1, 2019 16:17
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Grocery store cashier: So do you have, like, celiac disease? Popeye: None of yer biskness! |
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Feb 1, 2019 16:21
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I'm popeye the sailor man I'm popeye the sailor man "be strong" is my motto 'cause I eats my natto I stock up whenever I can
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Feb 1, 2019 16:31
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Popeye, but his power food is really unhealthy, like tons of fat and calories, but he has to choke it down if he wants to save the day and rescue his girl.
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Feb 1, 2019 16:32
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popeye rips open a can of salmon and double fists the can and a pint of whole milk, straight into his cartoonishly large mouth *toot toot* paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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Feb 1, 2019 16:33
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I'm full of bravado when I eat avocado I'm Popeye the Guacamole Man! https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1091359336922791937 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 1, 2019 16:42
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Twenty Four posted:Popeye, but his power food is really unhealthy, like tons of fat and calories, but he has to choke it down if he wants to save the day and rescue his girl. Popeye chewing on another straight up stick of butter to save his girl from Bruto, but seeing the weight go to his gut instead of his biceps, and wondering if she will still love him.
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Feb 1, 2019 16:48
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"at first the spinach worked great," said the grizzled sailor with anchors adorning his hypertrophied biceps. "whenever I needed a pick me up, a can of the stuff down the gullet and I was ready to take on an army. but it didn't last," he sighed. "at first I thought I just needed more. I'd guzzle two cans, four cans, hell I was up to ten at a time, which with the opening and whatnot really put a crimp in my fighting style. finally, though I tried like hell to avoid it, I saw the doc. he knew the problem right away, and though I didn't want to believe it, he was right." instinctively he clutched at the enema bag by his side. "drat it all to hell, he was right."
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Bluto, beet red, eyes crossed, little knowing that Popeye is about to become strong from his finish. |
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Feb 1, 2019 18:23
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I'm Popeye the martial artist I'm Popeye and I'm not the smartest I hit hard as a steel drum Cuz I drink all the rum I'm Popeye the drunk master!
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Feb 1, 2019 18:33
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google THIS posted:Bluto, beet red, eyes crossed, little knowing that Popeye is about to become strong from his finish. 
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Feb 1, 2019 19:08
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popeye, unable to find a can of corn, spies a pile of dog poo poo on the ground with several kernels protruding from it...
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Feb 1, 2019 19:10
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Twenty Four posted:Popeye chewing on another straight up stick of butter to save his girl from Bruto, but seeing the weight go to his gut instead of his biceps, and wondering if she will still love him. She will, until she actually sees him shoving that shiny butter stick down his throat.
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Feb 1, 2019 19:17
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google THIS posted:Bluto, beet red, eyes crossed, little knowing that Popeye is about to become strong from his finish. Hahaha |
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Feb 1, 2019 19:21
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To get strong, Popeye has to eat 200-500 calories above his TDEE, lift weights 3-5 days a week, consistently for several months.
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I gets real hard When I eats me lard
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Feb 4, 2019 15:37
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ill sing you this ballad whiles i eats my salad im popeye the vegan, man |
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Feb 5, 2019 03:48
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i'm popeye the meal prep man i dice all the things i can i put em in jars that i leave in my car and then end up with sad canned ham
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It's canned anything, but it has to be one of those old time lead sealed cans, and he's not really that strong but he has horrible brain damage that makes him think he is. |
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Feb 5, 2019 14:10
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That chicken that comes in a can unheated, like this
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pixaal posted:That chicken that comes in a can unheated, like this |
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Popeye slowly unwrapping and eating a Nature's Valley granola bar, trying not to spill precious crumbs everywhere |
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Popeye frantically shoveling an entire chile relleno dinner platter into his mouth with his bare hands |
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Feb 6, 2019 18:20
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Popeye chugs a gallon of corn ethanol and a powerful alternative fuel vehicle appears on his bicep |
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Feb 6, 2019 18:28
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Nosfereefer posted:personally i suspect the spinnach to just be a cover for whatever he puts in his pipe He could just be chewing salvia extract. Doesn't need to go in the pipe. We clearly see him chew the contents of the can, not smoke it.
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Feb 6, 2019 18:28
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You can eat hash. Please don't eat hash. |
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Feb 6, 2019 18:33
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Jedrick posted:You can eat hash. because it's a huge waste? |
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Feb 6, 2019 18:34
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That, and it gives you mad weed farts. Just get a thc cap, or bake some edibles, GOD. |
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Feb 6, 2019 18:40
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My bake is incredible 'Cause I takes me edibles |
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Feb 6, 2019 18:41
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I'm Popeye the Sailor Man, I eat beans right out of the can, Makes my farts stronger and they last much longer, You'll run away fast as you can |
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I can't think of anything good to do with it but Popeye the Sailormoon as a rhyme might have some potential if someone wants to steal it.
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pixaal posted:I can't think of anything good to do with it but Popeye the Sailormoon as a rhyme might have some potential if someone wants to steal it. I'm popeye the sailor moon I live in the wrong cartoon no spinach today it's all anime I'm hoping for sweet release soon
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Feb 6, 2019 23:18
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Manifisto posted:I'm popeye the sailor moon 
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Feb 6, 2019 23:26
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Manifisto posted:I'm popeye the sailor moon |
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Manifisto posted:I'm popeye the sailor moon |
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Manifisto posted:I'm popeye the sailor moon |
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Manifisto posted:I'm popeye the sailor moon |
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