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Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

# ? Mar 5, 2019 22:47

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# ? May 17, 2024 00:04

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

**smacking dick on a keyboard playing the 5 notes** THIS MEANS SOMETHING!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Mar 5, 2019 23:17

FutonForensic

my wife and darling children smiling at me and not being concerned for my mental health while i sculpt a big dick out of mashed potatoes

# ? Mar 5, 2019 23:30

Goons Are Gifts

FutonForensic posted:

my wife and darling children smiling at me and not being concerned for my mental health while i sculpt a big dick out of mashed potatoes

I wish my father would have done that. :smith:

You're a good guy.

# ? Mar 5, 2019 23:45

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Splatmaster posted:

**smacking dick on a keyboard playing the 5 notes** THIS MEANS SOMETHING!

Someone should make a video game that's designed to be played by smacking your dick against the keyboard

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Mar 5, 2019 23:45

google THIS

blaise rascal posted:

Someone should make a video game that's designed to be played by smacking your dick against the keyboard

Are...are there games that aren't meant to be played that way?

# ? Mar 5, 2019 23:52

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

google THIS posted:

Are...are there games that aren't meant to be played that way?

lol if you don't play Fruit Ninja with your dick

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Mar 6, 2019 00:21

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

someone should post their dick

# ? Mar 6, 2019 01:02

jeffery

owned

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# ? Mar 6, 2019 02:04

FutonForensic

Bo-Pepper posted:

someone should post their dick

the hawg dawgs ride again

# ? Mar 6, 2019 02:11

google THIS

Agent D: They're beautiful, aren't they?

Agent K: What?

D: The stars. We never just look anymore.

K: No.

D: I'll tell you, K. I will miss the chase.

K: (unzipping his pants) No, Dee, you won't.

# ? Mar 6, 2019 02:14

Manifisto

blaise rascal posted:

Someone should make a video game that's designed to be played by smacking your dick against the keyboard

I was trying to think of some riff on "guitar hero" (get-hard hero?) but I gotta say it's hard to top "big dick energy" as a title

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 6, 2019 02:20

Korean Boomhauer

i was real sad when i found out that julia louis-dreyfuss and richard dreyfuss were nto related that was one of the darker momemnts in my life

# ? Mar 6, 2019 05:17

Farecoal: There he go

Big Dick Bob

# ? Mar 6, 2019 05:21

Goons Are Gifts

Bring your own bick

# ? Mar 6, 2019 12:21

Sham bam bamina!: ƨtupid cat

FutonForensic posted:

my wife and darling children smiling at me and not being concerned for my mental health while i sculpt a big dick out of mashed potatoes

# ? Mar 6, 2019 13:08

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

No longer touching the friend square

# ? Mar 6, 2019 17:01

alnilam

hamjobs posted:

No longer touching the friend square

drat that was a long spree very impressive

# ? Mar 6, 2019 17:49

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

tricky dick energy

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Mar 6, 2019 18:29

Goons Are Gifts

I like bicks.

# ? Mar 7, 2019 00:42

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Korean Boomhauer posted:

i was real sad when i found out that julia louis-dreyfuss and richard dreyfuss were nto related that was one of the darker momemnts in my life

wait whaat

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Mar 7, 2019 01:14

cda: by Hand Knit

Bo-Pepper posted:

someone should post their dick

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# ? Jul 29, 2019 02:42

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The recent subjects displayed sunburn-like burns from close proximity to a big dick energy source.

# ? Jul 29, 2019 04:30

cda: by Hand Knit

the big dick must be submerged in a coolant gel at all times. you need to wear these special sunglasses to look at it.

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# ? Jul 29, 2019 04:36

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Humanity will only be able to throw off the yoke of fossil fuels when we embrace clean, safe big dick energy.

# ? Jul 29, 2019 04:41

Sepharo: EARTH! FIRE! WIND! WATER!

# ? Jul 29, 2019 06:36

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Sepharo posted:

Big dick radiation

# ? Jul 29, 2019 11:56

cda: by Hand Knit

You see a Fiona-lookin thot, you know she's been pulling double-shifts at the Big Dick Power Plant

# ? Jul 29, 2019 14:34

cda: by Hand Knit

Wife's boyfriend powers my PS4 from the other room

# ? Jul 29, 2019 14:35

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Big dick energy requires a huge JO crystal, which is why the mothership in CE3K is so huge.

# ? Jul 29, 2019 16:52

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Many sizes of penis energy all outputting high energy because all kinds of penis are beautiful.

# ? Jul 29, 2019 17:21

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

cda posted:

Wife's boyfriend powers my PS4 from the other room

# ? Jul 29, 2019 22:55

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

# ? Jul 29, 2019 23:21

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

This guy must have nuts the size of bosu balls! Thirty six shots as fast as he can crank and that good stuff is still coming out? Unbelievable, really cool now that I'm reading it glad I read it to know this guy is real haha I wonder if he'd be into the shape of my butt I really do I like to think he would

Gosh I'm just imaging him liking it and 36 shots right in there? Let someone else do the cranking for him for once I bet he'd appreciate it ha ha my butt would be like a really firm hand cranking with the swing of the hips!

Really thinking about this guy and liking it

# ? Jul 29, 2019 23:32