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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Definitely gonna be a day 1 for me as well

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Average Bear posted:

Oh poo poo I didn't know from was making a new game so this is a nice surprise

It looks really cool and it comes out in two weeks

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

trying to jack off posted:

more spoilers

Dynamic horse testicles, they shrink in cold weather
Name your horse
You can scold or praise your horse
Whistle radius grows when the horse bond grows
Horse equipment is fully customizable, from the saddle that has golden pins to the hair
A Dutch preview said they put dreadlocks in the hair of their horse
Horses poo poo dynamically
Walk your horse around
Jump from your horse onto a moving train
Brush your horses. Arthur makes remarks about the horse depending on the horses gender
Store horses in stables so you have more backup horses
Horses die and can't be resurrected
Tell a horse to flee to spare it's life
Horses kick behind them. In one preview they even killed a man
Horses have personalities
Horses move sideways
Horses can learn tricks

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Was on the fence before but now I'm balls deep riding that preorder rear end.

Sekiro: My Wallet Dies Twice

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

mysterious loyall X posted:

The oni's (japanese ogres) bhole dynamically chafes depending on wether hes wiped with cheap sorghum fibers or more luxurious silk after devouring your samurai depending on what you were wearing. Only on the xbox one ex

Thank You FromSoftware

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Hizke posted:

[Thom Yorke voice] Hamster police... Refund this game

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I'm gonna wait to see more of this in action before laying the pipe on that purchase button. Leveling up has always been a major motivator in From Software games for me so I'm not sure I would have the uh, testicular fortitude, to make any real progress.

I think there’s some kind of skill tree/upgrade mechanics at least, just not straight RPG-style leveling

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

[Disheveled Belorussian staring at Matrix screensaver] I don’t even see the code. All I see is сука блять, Based Lord Gaben, Call of Duty Black Ops 4 Download PC Game Download Free CPY VOKSI Denuvo 5.0

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

In Soviet Union, greymarket CD keys buy you! *Audience howls with laughter*

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Me when my $5 USD/300₽ SEKIRO STEAM KEY 100% LEGAL RESELLER gets revoked and my Steam account gets VAC banned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-egGn5WYrk&t=7s

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I just realized I have Friday off :hellyeah:

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

goferchan posted:

Looked into getting this from the Hong Kong PSN store because it comes out 12 hours early .... was expecting an insane markup on HK PSN cards but I didn't realize games were cheaper there so it ended up only being $52 :cool: Sekiro at noon

Congratulations on having your CC information posted on the Chechen Dark Web

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Pre-order to unlock an exclusive Dabbing Affluenza Teen emote

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

spb posted:

Wish there was a cheap way to get NordVPN...

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002


Hell, I entered

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

HamsterPolice posted:

halfwit Bystander: its a bird.

Dumb rear end: its a plane.

Guy with 50 posts in IZ: nah thats just HP on his way back to Best Buy to refund a turd from his rear end

Lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

HolePisser1982 posted:

whippin fuckin asses!! im jumping around, whipping my grappling hook, swinging my sword, loving hell yes. YES

*Five minutes later* Officer down, requesting backup

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

mysterious loyall X posted:

Ive already beaten the game. First try! Blind folded!

Same

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

mysterious loyall X posted:

Similar style post but its me readig each bullet point and im mouth breathing at the beginning point and at last bullet point im drolling wetting my pants and eating lead paint off the wall

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

a Loving Dog posted:

This game is just fighting big rear end retards ftw

Why would you fight yourself.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

This game is fuckin’ tough

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I’m really bad at the parry timing

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I can perfect parry sometimes but it’s inconsistent... the game is awesome either way

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I keep loving up because I just played like 50 hours of DMC games in the last month and I keep hitting the wrong buttons.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I finally beat the general guy in the first main area and got a gourd seed then the chained ogre kicked my rear end

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I.N.R.I posted:

btw ... i excelled at an insane level in bloodborne .. but im starting totally from scratch here. my death count is in the dozens and ive barely seen anything

Same here except I was just okay at Bloodborne. Just came back after a break and whupped the chained ogre’s rear end

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Beat the shinobi hunter’s rear end... definitely getting the hang of this finally

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

HORMELCHILI posted:

The ax is powerful and easy to get

I was surprised when I used it on a shield dude and it put them in instant deathblow state

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

goferchan posted:

Yeah he's really hard. If you go past the initial hole you can find another one that lets you do a drop stealth attack

That’s what she said 😂😂😂😂

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

mysterious loyall X posted:

Its probably the easiest videogame ive ever played tbh

This. Just did a no-hit run in between getting the Super Meat Boy 100% WR and finally beating Metal Gear Rex

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Oprah voice:

HolePisser1982 posted:

Youre all getting AIDS tonight.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

In Training posted:

Funeral pall falls over the room as an old guy hacking his lungs out says in Japanese: Look under your chairs.

Lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Just beat the horse fucker... that was cool

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Lol what the gently caress are these tiny hat men.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Just got my rear end kicked by a giant flaming bull

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

extremebuff posted:

theres nowhere left to go but the places that kicked my rear end and terrified me

New Modest Mouse album title

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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

goferchan posted:

When I assume a boss only has the displayed number of health bars and finally deplete them after 100 attempts and then he pops up for a second phase:



Lol

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