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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



gradenko_2000 posted:

code:
https://twitter.com/IranObserver0/status/1737219425743393259

someone who is good at economy please help my moribund empire is dying

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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Yank Israel's leash away from a crime against humanity that is killing what little is left of your international prestige and legitimacy

take a huge hit to global shipping

start a regional war

america: uhhh can I use a lifeline?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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BearsBearsBears posted:

It's a big armored vehicle that can carry troops but that's not important right now.

Surely they wouldn't leak sensitive info about such an important military vehicle.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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Retromancer posted:

a MIC designed genome soldier project.

dir. David cronenberg

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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Cerebral Bore posted:

look bud, as long as the tribute keeps coming in everything is fine

*touching my earpeace*

hang on i'm getting word from our field office in gaul

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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click to be vicariously embarrassed again by mpls hip hop scene (at least it's not sex creep stuff)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bgikOGb0rw

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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you mean the "shoot two missiles at the javelin-equipped tank" tactic scales up indefinitely?

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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DancingShade posted:

Trophy system but yeah. Yes it does.

Whoops, yeah trophy. I just was in a pious holiday spirit and was thinking about how "st javelin" delivered the nice Ukrainians from the rapacious rus.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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e quote is not edit.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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the Eilat longshoreman has become the maytag repairman of our times

https://x.com/TheCradleMedia/status/1741118159262793970?s=20

e: meant to go in the other thread but works here too

Owlbear Camus has issued a correction as of 01:46 on Dec 31, 2023

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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stephenthinkpad posted:

Sure, increase your basic R&D to GDP ratio back to where it was during JFK era, which was much higher than what it is now.

setting the "neoliberal rot" slider of my nation state management tab to max in the 4x game instead.

it doesn't provide any gameplay advantage but i like to roleplay a real western empire

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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Votskomit posted:

Not sure if you're joking but this is 100% correct.

I asked a civil engineer about this and he said the economics works out differently and construction workers will have to be trained, but that in the vast majority of cases wood is a totally viable and oftentimes better long term replacement material in construction.

you will eat the bugs
you will take a public transportation to your log cabin office
you will sit in a wooden chair at your pine cubicle
you will pulp paper spreadsheets by hand
and you will like it

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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Hatebag posted:

it's very funny to drive around suburban/exurban areas and see just the shittiest looking zero lotline houses all clustered together on what was previously a farm. so these people live in the middle of nowhere but they're still up in each other's assholes and often the houses cost more than in a place a person would actually wanna live. and the houses fall apart and the utilities the developers install for the development are also garbage. pretty good racket i suppose

17th century puritan urban planning practices have a lot to answer for

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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when I was in at the end of the fiscal year my unit would have a big budget Potlatch because if we didn't spend our entire budget would be cut and it was harder to justify raising it afterwards if you needed something. so we just made stupid purchases at the 11th hour of the FY to keep in place.

we'd update the TV in the day room, all the computers and monitors, new furniture etc. just Brewsters millions that poo poo.

even as an idiot 22 year old I imagined that same thing across the whole air force and dod and it didn't seem like a sustainable way to Do Military

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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scoffing at the boy scout thing is correct, but what's even funnier is it actually has tangible cachet in the military: enlisting as an eagle scout gives you an extra rank

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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"Eagle Scouts who enlist in the U.S. Armed Forces may receive advanced enlisted rank in recognition of their achievements.[61][62][63] For commissioned officer programs, attainment of Eagle Scout is considered a positive factor in determining service academy appointments and award of college ROTC scholarships."

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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The reason I knew about this is I knew a guy in tech school who sewed on E3 out of basic. I asked him why he had an extra stripe and thought he was pulling my leg for a good few minutes when he told me.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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The Oldest Man posted:

Scouts are doofy as gently caress but if you don't have the organizational wherewithal to get a lot of dumbshit 20 year olds to do a lot of boring, tiring, aggravating, and often pointless tasks, you don't actually have a fighting force at all, you have an adult daycare.

please stop engaging in Tropes against the most moral army in the world

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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BAH is such a pay bump for enlisted troops the military specifically has had to enact policy to ferret out and punish sham marriages.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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Frosted Flake posted:

Did America not have the tradition of requiring an officer's permission to marry?

US enlisted tradition is to immediately marry the first person you see out of tech school/ait like one of those tales about the dangers of love potions.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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it's not a problem simply contract the icbm modernization overhaul to spacex

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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ScootsMcSkirt posted:

the lost tech era of America is so drat funny

it really is our best chance at disarmament

i love that 40k's imperium and 2nd-3rd succession war era battletech called this phenomenon, but instead of centuries it happens within living memory

gradenko_2000 posted:

Air power rests at the apex of the first triad of victory, for it combines Mobility, Flexibility, and Initiative.

literal true fact: when i was in the usaf around the turn of the century they were really trying to adapt "total quality management" to running a military branch

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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skooma512 posted:

Russian oligarchs are interfering in our elections!

Surely no American billionaires are to blame, it’s all Russia.

After all we did to stay out of their domestic politics, it's dirty pool to do us back like that.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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stephenthinkpad posted:

I want to give US MIC the benefit of doubt, is there a list of new US weapons that were designed after the cold war, particularly released in the last 2 decades, that are actually good? Like, they will go into textbooks as examples of good weapons, not going into textbooks as examples of bad weapons.

The F-22 ended up pretty decent, but it wasn't making the right people enough money so we made an F-35 about it.

F-22's only air-to-air kill was during the Great Chinese Baloon Crisis IINM though.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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I've watched enough of Steve1987's videos to appreciate how robust and comparatively appetizing US rations are, though that's more an iterative processes on a design from 1980.

Slavvy posted:

I don't think the f22 was particularly good from a strategic perspective tbh. That money could've bought a whole bunch of f15's or missiles or whatever that would actually have been useful

I meant tactically, but yeah with the kinds of wars the US has picked in the past 30 years you could practically use a fleet of Super Tucano type things.

Owlbear Camus has issued a correction as of 18:22 on Jan 15, 2024

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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TeenageArchipelago posted:

luv 2 b brought into the third world war by the staffers pretending to be joe biden approving the strikes written up by the staffers pretending to be the secretary of defense. luv this weekend at bernies hellhole that is run by decrepit husks piloted by ivy league legacy admissions who still haven't learned that other people actually exist, it's not that they're surrounded by highly convincing A.I.

if it makes you feel any better the start of world war may be marked in history books as beginning with concentration camp internees executing a paraglider raid against their captors, which is kinda metal.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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The Peace of Westphalia was just a temporary ceasefire while we got teams sorted better and we're still doing the Wars of Religion.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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Mr SuperAwesome posted:

complex tasks such as “making steel” are now lostech for the country that started the Industrial Revolution :sad:

*adam curtis voice*
and so a funny thing happened. the country that fenced off land for its sheep forcing its dispossessed to go conquer the world ended up turning right around and fencing itself off from the world

Owlbear Camus has issued a correction as of 10:49 on Jan 20, 2024

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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TeenageArchipelago posted:

Cuba let's the US have a whole torture base, idk why Iraq has to be so whiny about everything

hell, they let us keep it for free even though we keep sending them rent checks-- very nice of them

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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China and Iran will have Clantech ER pulse lasers before our wildly corrupt and inefficient procurement system is close to making this deployable.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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It's funny to remember there was long ago a time when "war profiteer" was an at least distasteful thing to be openly.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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Cerebral Bore posted:

i have a sneaking suspicion that the most effective form of espionage nowadays is to go trolling on the war thunder forums until some caremad troop starts dropping docs to win an internet argument

it's hilarious to me that what used to at least require Aksana honey potting a nato officer with some sloppy toppy and turning the pillow talk to state secrets or boris handing off a briefcase full of cash can now be accomplished by going on a video game discord and speculating incorrectly about the other side's materiel implicitly inviting someone to get internet points by correcting you

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:

love to almost die escorting the Burger King

It is the 19th century. I am getting killed by mountain tribesmen in Afghanistan in service of The King.

It is the 21st century. I am getting killed by mountain tribesmen in Afghanistan in service of The King.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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federal decriminalization is my only hope; the dairy state is in the grip of the TAVERN LEAGUE who think as long as the devil's lettuce is verboten we will turn to the bottle

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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Best Friends posted:

I find the idea of the federal government doing anything the pharmaceutical or prison industries don’t want to be very unlikely. But once we have The Collapse and following The Chaos a new napoleon rises, yeah that will be a day 1 easy win for them to shore up support

awesome humongous has a good cannibas policy but I need to hear more about immortan joe's family leave policy before I decide for whom to declare my warband

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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area 88/un squadron on snses was the goated bullet hell aircraft game. you were a mercenary pilot could buy different then-contemporary airframes to do bullet hell and the a-10 had both a forward and a 45 degree downward fire as a nod to its real life role

one of the bosses was a big treaded land carrier. poo poo was dope

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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whenever I see poo poo like this I'm reminded that verhovens over the top fascist sci fi satire took for granted "service garuntees citizenship" would at least be honored

Owlbear Camus has issued a correction as of 04:13 on Feb 2, 2024

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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Mandel Brotset posted:

im no clausewitz but arent you supposed to feed your troops?

they get a dining facility run by a contractor at odd hours on the other side of a city-sized base, or "basic allowance for sustenance" to spend at the grocery over their base pay that is very intermittently adjusted for inflation and doesn't take into account food deserts. i don't see the problem

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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Gripweed posted:

Wasn’t that started by the Soviets?

no they used a pencil

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Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

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England worried Ireland not painting the UK's fence very well.

"It's great fun," said a Minister of Enclosure representative. "The paint isn't all that costly."

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