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I specifically did not spell it that way on purpose dammit I will not be cowed
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Jun 11, 2023 00:43
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Genuinely starting to wonder if Nathen is just Andy Kaufman but probably less annoying.
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Jun 11, 2023 02:24
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MassRafTer posted:Genuinely starting to wonder if Nathen is just Andy Kaufman but probably less annoying. I dunno man. Nathen seems pretty annoying.
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Jun 11, 2023 02:26
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:He's going to turn out to be a serial killer or some other kind of totally insane criminal I don't think he has quite that level of commitment, his level of effort is probably closer to "a long history of getting kicked out of BDSM clubs".
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Jun 11, 2023 09:23
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I gotta say, I will legit be a bit salty if Nathan makes any money from this. I’ve been making art from trash for thirty years. For therapy, for fun and for the lack of actual art materials that cost money. I know full well its all garbage rearranged into other garbage, but to me it conveys and represents a lot of very sharp and pointy parts of my life, and it makes me nauseated at my core in a way I cannot rationally explain to see a career grifter trying to monetise therapy art.
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Jun 11, 2023 10:31
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Shithouse Dave posted:I gotta say, I will legit be a bit salty if Nathan makes any money from this. I’ve been making art from trash for thirty years. For therapy, for fun and for the lack of actual art materials that cost money. I know full well its all garbage rearranged into other garbage, but to me it conveys and represents a lot of very sharp and pointy parts of my life, and it makes me nauseated at my core in a way I cannot rationally explain to see a career grifter trying to monetise therapy art. A. Awesome for you and I hope you continue to do your thing. B. The only constant with Nathan is that he won’t be successful and will switch to another project within a few months max.
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Jun 11, 2023 12:39
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Shithouse Dave posted:I gotta say, I will legit be a bit salty if Nathan makes any money from this. I’ve been making art from trash for thirty years. For therapy, for fun and for the lack of actual art materials that cost money. I know full well its all garbage rearranged into other garbage, but to me it conveys and represents a lot of very sharp and pointy parts of my life, and it makes me nauseated at my core in a way I cannot rationally explain to see a career grifter trying to monetise therapy art. I had this same feeling when I saw it, but wasn't able to verbalise it as well as you did. It's gross.
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Jun 11, 2023 14:13
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There isn't a way for this to "succeed," first, it's barely a concept at all, what does success mean? Second, it's literally just parading around the rotten corpse of GardieldEats, which was a colossal failure even back when it existed. Remember when he tried to hawk GE NFTs and couldn't get anybody to bite either? If you want to get mad, meditate on how he can pay for this narcissistic poo poo with his dad's money and never fear a moment of precariousness in his life.
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Jun 11, 2023 14:39
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steinrokkan posted:If you want to get mad, meditate on how he can pay for this narcissistic poo poo with his dad's money and never fear a moment of precariousness in his life. Believe me, I have!
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Jun 11, 2023 14:42
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Believe me, I have! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CLaCjpNctk&t=3s if nathen had any amount of actual imagination he'd realize he could just bullshit the whole thing- rent out an art studio for a one-day 'event' staffed with paid actors and photographers. just have endless B-roll footage he can play ad infinitum. he already makes up all the bullshit quotes and the webpage is one big setpiece, just go ahead and arrange reality as you'd like. but he's so lazy he's more likely to go to an outdated openAI clone and type in "The picture should be me and Garfield cleansing this bitch of an earth while the angel Gabby blows the trumpet to wake Mualk Al-Mulk [ed: sorry I forgot how to spell it] in the background and the earth is on fire" and use whatever it spits out
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Jun 11, 2023 14:51
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Shithouse Dave posted:I gotta say, I will legit be a bit salty if Nathan makes any money from this. I’ve been making art from trash for thirty years. For therapy, for fun and for the lack of actual art materials that cost money. I know full well its all garbage rearranged into other garbage, but to me it conveys and represents a lot of very sharp and pointy parts of my life, and it makes me nauseated at my core in a way I cannot rationally explain to see a career grifter trying to monetise therapy art. He won’t. Rest easy. He’ll forget about the project in a month or two if that and move on to something else.
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Jun 11, 2023 15:27
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Yes, he'll probably start a permanent makeup tattoo studio for pets or something.
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Jun 11, 2023 15:37
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Yes, he'll probably start a permanent makeup tattoo studio for pets or something. Maybe the pets of homeless people since he’ll see a guy with a dog and get upset about his walk being ruined.
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Jun 11, 2023 17:31
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Yes, he'll probably start a permanent makeup tattoo studio for pets or something. Sounds way too close to involving effort Maybe a digital marketplace for officially licensed Garfield/Scooby Doo pet makeover kits He won’t design, make, or ship the kits but instead provide the invaluable gatekeeper role of being out Alibaba Garfeld and Scoopy Doo Doo merchandise david_a fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Jun 11, 2023 |
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Jun 11, 2023 17:36
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Yes, he'll probably start a permanent makeup tattoo studio for pets or something. There’s easier ways to keep his weird stubble even
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Jun 11, 2023 18:45
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the yeti posted:There’s easier ways to keep his weird stubble even It's called industrial flocking
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Jun 11, 2023 18:50
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steinrokkan posted:It's called industrial flocking lmao
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Jun 11, 2023 21:50
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Yes, he'll probably start a permanent makeup tattoo studio for pets or something. OdieTats
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Jun 13, 2023 10:07
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Nathen giving up glueing cereal on three boxes and calling it an art gallery is a funnier outcome than I expected.
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Jun 16, 2023 01:07
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He still hasn’t re-registered that clean food website he let lapse
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Jun 16, 2023 01:09
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What will become of egeez?
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Jun 16, 2023 16:44
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:What will become of egeez? All those startups will be lost in time, like tears in rain…
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Jun 16, 2023 16:56
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:What will become of egeez? It will become dust in the wind and never spoken of again
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Jun 16, 2023 16:56
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Seth Pecksniff posted:It will become dust in the wind and never spoken of again but it was the amazon of licensing
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Jun 16, 2023 16:59
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MrQwerty posted:but it was the amazon of licensing as in the rainforest; rapidly vanishing
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Jun 16, 2023 17:29
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steinrokkan posted:Farm2Plate is a concept that specifically precludes, and was created as a reaction to stuff such as frozen meals. Nathen just liked the sound of it and used it even though it made no sense I knew it had to be something preexisting that Nathen just latched onto for his marketing, but recently we were at a fancy restaurant for an anniversary and every time the server said "seed to plate" I just kept thinking of Nathen, it was terrible.
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Jun 16, 2023 20:22
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:What will become of egeez? Ah geez, not Egeez!
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Jun 16, 2023 21:04
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Charles Ford posted:I knew it had to be something preexisting that Nathen just latched onto for his marketing, but recently we were at a fancy restaurant for an anniversary and every time the server said "seed to plate" I just kept thinking of Nathen, it was terrible. "Please, waiter, i see your food is labeled as farm to plate, very good. But pray tell, with which officially licensed cartoon character is your restaurant affiliated?"
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Jun 16, 2023 21:11
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Charles Ford posted:"seed to plate" I hope that this restaurant wasn't called "natural harvest".
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Jun 16, 2023 21:14
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Waste of Breath posted:I hope that this restaurant wasn't called "natural harvest". only for the most special nathen auction winners
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Jun 16, 2023 21:16
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Garçon, illl have your finest frozen lasagna with orange sauce please
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Jun 17, 2023 01:03
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As funny as NathenEATS was I am sad he didn't do anything for the promised June eGeez event. I just wanted some desperate push to try to make it seem real.
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Jun 17, 2023 02:23
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MassRafTer posted:As funny as NathenEATS was I am sad he didn't do anything for the promised June eGeez event. I just wanted some desperate push to try to make it seem real. I'm sad about the death of the weird-rear end podcast/radio play. We'll never know what happened to the pigman
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Jun 17, 2023 02:36
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Seed to plate? How the gently caress did you remain composed?
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Jun 17, 2023 04:26
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Jun 17, 2023 04:36
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This is what we fight for when we fight for western civilization
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Jun 17, 2023 08:05
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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1670112034678087681?s=20 Are you guys ready?!?! https://assets.artplacer.com/virtual-exhibitions/?i=9910 Don’t worry. Nathen isn’t either. It’s empty
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Jun 17, 2023 19:28
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This loving nutbar is never gonna let the Jim Davis thing go ever. It's loving pathetic
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Jun 17, 2023 19:29
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:This loving nutbar is never gonna let the Jim Davis thing go ever. It's loving pathetic Shhh go browse Nathen’s empty art exhibit.
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Jun 17, 2023 19:30
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